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Is anyone in an online relationship? How is it going for you?
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>>34174214
>online
>relationship
Choose one
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>>34174214
I had one. We shared our insecurities, fears, hopes for life, etc. She ghosted me
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>>34174273
I wonder why people do that. Especially the ones that put so much investment into it.

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Why don't you just move to another country or city if you're in a big country, and reinvent your personality, robots?

You can become a biker, an antifa activist, a tarot reader, a freedom fighter, anything you can think of, just devise a stereotype and act like you think that person would act, and people will accept it as the real you.

What's stopping you?

If one advances confidently in the direction of his dreams, and endeavors to live the life which he has imagined, he will meet with a success unexpected in common hours. -- Henry David Thoreau
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I'm not a sociopath. I can only bee myself
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>>34174221
Who are you really though? Can't you at least imagine the best version of "yourself"?

When you play a role and see people react to you as if it's real, it quickly becomes real, you don't need to be a sociopath for this, seeing your fantasy echoed by others will do the trick on its own.
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I'm black so my options are limited to places like Britain where blacks are somewhat integrated into the society.

I can't go to Finland and just walk about. Regardless of how I acted, I'd just be that alien black guy in a sea of whites.

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>parents talked to my psychologist about my obssesion with american shootings and my hate for girls because they dont wanna date me because i am a manlet
>tfw i cant get a permission to own a shotgun, a driver license or become police

I LIVE IN THIS EUROPEAN SHITHOLE AND NOW I CANT BUY GUNS OR BECOME POLICE

also my psychologist is a 30yo stacy whore, she keep saying shit like 'be yourself!, people dont wanna hurt you!, nobody is bad!'
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>>34174025
Everything is fine about this except for being obsessed with mass shootings. Why do you concern yourself with that?
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>>34174025
if you live with your parents you probably wouldnt be allowed a shotgun anyways and you need to take a psychyic evaluation before you enter the police so it wouldnt have worked out
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>>34174025
If you leave in a shithole it should be easy to buy a black market gun

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>so autistic I put my family's contact images in my phone as different Pepe's
What autism's do you have?
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>>34173977
>What autism's do you have?

The expansion pack
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>>34173977
I have a cube collection that I used for playing in a large rpg like fantasy world as kid. I still know the names of most of those 100-200 cubes.
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Pic?

Heyyaaaaa

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I hate women /r9k/
do you hate women too?
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>>34173959
Not all, Just most of them
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don't need to

they hate me
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I just hate how women will portray themselves as innocent and lonely while actively rejecting all the guys who don't meet her inflated ass standards. Like I have talked to a lot of girls who will complain about no one asking her out or paying attention to her. But this can't be true unless she has a real disability or is actually retarded. They play both sides and its fucking annoying.

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Would anyone be willing to join a crew on an armed vessel to explore the seas and possibly settle down on an island? It wouldn't happen right away, maybe in a year or two. I'd have to finish paying off my boat and install the guns. Also, we'd have to bring tools for small scale forging and wood work. If we did decide to stick with an island and settle down, we'd have to largely make our own stuff. And the ship would be sail powered, fuck paying for fuel and solar is too complex for a small crew to maintain for a long time overseas.

It's not any kind of set plan yet, just an idea. I'm sure I'm not the only bored person here. And if we die, tough luck I guess.
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I'm definitely interested. Been thinking of something like this and it seems to be moderately realistic (as far as r9k fantasies go)

Plus, I have sailing experience and knowledge and, in a year, will also have plenty agricultural experience too.

Email? How are you putting this together? Also I'm assuming you've already thought this through multiple times and are actually serious in making it happen. If this is just something you just thought up in a whim, don't bother.
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>>34173929
How big's the boat?
Who are you registering this armed vessel with?
Where are you getting the money to buy an island?

inb4 some faggot calls 1st mate, i was here first
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>>34173929
I volunteer op

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-alter the names of your contacts to another girl's names or give them a nickname like "side chick" or "bae". Place emojis next to their name

You can also text your phone from your computer or have your friend flirt with you on text.

The next time your girlfriend sees your phone she will think you are cheating on her. :)
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>>34173924
Haha yes bro that's funny I'm gonna do that right now
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>>34173924
Who is the anime trap in the picture you posted?
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You're an asshole for posting this lmao

You are very well aware that most of us are lonely fucks who lack any sort of female attention.

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hey /r9k/ i just had a fucking wet dream and feel like shit. anyway to prevent them from happening?
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Are you on nofap or something. My dreams are the only places I can touch women.
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>>34173941
trying to. the longest I've gone was 3 months than a huge wet dream literally the first day of the forth month.
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just jerk off every couple days bro. i havent had a wet dream in years

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>told we are here forever
>start thinking maybe the dead post on here
>maybe some anon that killed himself has his ghost posting in your threads?

I-is 4chan haunted?
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you have thought how many robots that posted here kill themselves without making a attention whoring thread?

really makes you think,uh?
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>>34173872
How do you know you aren't the ghost?
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>>34173931
but they still might post here.

You might be talking to an entity and not even know it

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Post the last stupid thing a normie said to you
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>>34173867
>If you had a facebook account, it would be easier for you.
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>you're alive!
hardly
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>It will get better, I promise!!!

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How do you guys feel about FtM (female to male) people? Asking because I'm thinking of transitioning. Straight and gay guys, would you date a FtM?

Particularly for gaybots, if you met a FtM who was similar to a man in every way except for the fact that they have a vagina, would you consider them a viable partner? I'm interested in everyone's thoughts, anyone welcome to chip in.
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They should be fucking gassed.
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If they're cute enough and in to anal, then sure. Bottoms wouldn't like FtM since they don't have a benis. Though to be honest, if you look more like a male and want the fucc from behind, then sure.
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Example of a FtM.

>>34173908
Thanks for the response, anon. Would you say gay males are more accepting of FtMs than lesbians are of MtFs?

When you end up liking a robot that bullies you.
He's really attractive and a virgin and I'm scared a Stacy will take him away from me.
She will eventually when he stops being so insecure.
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>implying im insecure
i just dont talk to women anymore unless i have to
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If you're getting bullied by robots, you're probably so exceptionally ugly that you wouldn't have a chance with any guy.
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>>34173804
Stop your homosexual fantasies.

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are you pretty, /r9k/?

https://www.prettyscale.com/
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>>34173774
IM A PRETTY YOUNG NIGGA LIKE MY MOMMA
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>>34173774
Maybe? I dunno. I don't think the photo I uploaded did me any favors.
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Janitor acceptance emails will be sent out over the coming weeks. Make sure to check your spam box!Janitor acceptance emails will be sent out over the coming weeks. Make sure to check your spam box!

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Stop not being a cuckold. Who else is into this god tier fetish?
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I live spending every night knowing that the women I love are being fucked while I try to piddle out a spurt of cum alone
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>>34173598
How big are you? I'm a pathetic 3.5 inches. Getting made fun of about it from women gives me such a boner
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I have an average length cock it's really the feeling of not even spewing a load past the tip of my penis while feeling the vibrations of extasy course through the body of the woman of my dreams as she's fucked a thousand miles away

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is it true that asian girls love black men and hate asian boys?
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>>34173542
Yes, they have finally seen the light of BBC.
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All women love tyrones until they're 40 because they give good fuck and she can give lots of succ.

After that they realize he won't ever get a job so they look for a white man instead.
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I don't like black guys and I love Asian guys, but they won't date me.

t. Asian grill

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