What is your uncommon fetish?
Hair (not pubic/armpit/limb). I don't think it's too common since I never see it in the fetish threads around here.
All I want in life is a qt3.14 to tickle my entire body with her hair.
>>34176321
I've been fapping to alot of scat recently.
>>34176704
I can relate to this.
I like the feeling of hair tickling me. I also have a fetish for hairjobs and cumming in a girls hair, so your picture is quite appealing for me.
>tfw you realize all normies smoked weed at one point
>tfw same with cigs
>tfw same with shrooms, mdma, etc.
>tfw i feel like a loser hanging out with my """"friends""""" who talk about this shit
>"omg im slightly hung over from last night haha"
fuck
>>34176293
why haven't you, bro?
>>34176315
WHY HAVEN'T U??!!
I always rejected those kinds of stuff, probably because I'm a lawcuck, but whatever; I'm cool with myself. I'll probably try some of those at some point in my life, but with responsibility.
ok you creeps, post pics of girls you know irl but they don't know you're stalking them.
pic related, she posts lewd pics online but doesn't know I see them. I see her every day.
i dont know why but that bitch is so fuckinghot and getting my dick really hard rn
>>34176229
forgot to add, she looks uglier irl lol
why do you keep putting a box on the pics
>Settle your life.
>Manage to achieve your goals.
>Get a qt gf that cares for you.
>Sorrow still continues
Back then I was telling myself that my sorrow was caused by problems and failure to achieve my goals. Yet it continues, with a bigger responsbility to face, which makes it harder for me escape by killing myself since I have more to leave behind.
What is left there to try to reach happiness? Filling my body until I go numb and senseless? How to deal with this neverending depressive feeling, and is it even possible?
It's the struggle of having a conscience my friend. Only stupid people and sociopaths get to escape these feels.
>>34176223
I know that feel, OP. No matter what I achieve or what I acquire; there is always a feeling of dread and anxiety inside me. Even right now I want to bash my head against the wall until the pain leaves me.
Maybe I should dope myself on drugs so I can escape these feelings.
>>34176328
>>34176249
If I believed it was a problem related can be fixed be fixed by chemicals, I would go that way. It is just a neverending thinking process, even after happy moments such sorrow takes over my thoughts.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-eBUcBfkVCo
As it is expressed in this video, people struggling with depression have better perception of the world, yet this lowers productivity of the body to a levels that sometimes you can't even operate basic things. It is like a fault in evolution of humankind, where prioritising basic animal instics makes the most gain, and more important existential ideas pushes you to the bottom.
Wake up and are the dictator of North Korea. What do you do?
Send all normies to concentration camps.
>>34176202
Nuke the Middle East and Africa to oblivion
>>34176202
kek at this pic
these men are willingly getting cucked while chanting the bulls name
'Cause I done gave this screen too many years
Years that I won't get back
And I swear I done felt too many feels
For normies that I won't get back
Yeah I got Neets in the grave-yard
Neets in the base-ment
I swear not a day goes by
That I don't think about the times
I wish that I could rewind
well fuck it
I tried
>>34176092
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1m3gpQwejOF
Share why you're a bitter virgin
>>34176058
Not a virgin and I'm not bitter.
Whats wrong with you?
>>34176058
I'm a virgin, but I'm not bitter about it. I have no qualities that are attractive to a woman. I'm low quality. And to top it off, I'm a NEET.
Can't blame women for not being attracted to me, I wouldn't be attracted to me either. I'm content with my life right now. When I'm not content, I'll change and make myself better to hopefully attract a woman. But for now, I'm satisfied with my lifestyle more than I want sex or a woman.
Besides, it's probably too late for me to start dating given my age.
>>34176058
I would like to know why there are people who come here and make these only to make other people feel bad about themselves. Isn't life hard enough? Why make it worse for other people? Are these people sadistic or sociopathic?
Why lift when it's all about the face, anon? All these gains won't change your hairline, jaw, chin, and eye shape.
I'm already good on all those things though, my facial genetics are good. My toothpick arms and skinnyfat body are the only physical characteristics I'm ashamed of (besides my acne)
>>34176034
Well, working out and eating protons boosts testosterone, which often lead to a more masculine face. Plus, lifting increases energy and confidence.
>>34176079
>My toothpick arms and skinnyfat body are the only physical characteristics I'm ashamed of
That shit is easy to fix you little shit. Get eating and lifting a slay the day away.
>leave bathroom at work
>coworkers are gathered around door and start snickering when I come out
this shit should be fucking illegal
>>34175868
stop loudly jacking off in the work restroom faggot.
the only reasonable solution to this is to take some laxatives and spray liquid shit out of your ass all over the bathroom
>not throwing a cheekyturd at them when cornered
h-how do i get a bf that won't leave me because of my bpd?
Date a Hispanic guy.
He'll abuse you and openly fuck other women, but as long as you give him sex he won't leave you.
>>34175834
>my bpd?
What kind of faggotry is this supppsed to be?
>>34175834
I would date you, I might have bpd too but I don't mistreat people
I moved to LA and how the fuck am I supposed to have sex? I moved here thinking i'd have a better chance what a joke
It's LA dude.
Buy hookers.
You got a job here? What part? I'm between ktown and USC
>>34175908
Inglewood I'm self employed
Eggman got a 1k donation yesterday. He has been H I G H E N E R G Y ever since and is now dancing to trump topless for 1 hour.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=P4fTk0iB-v8
pizza reporting in
BETA UPLIFTED
>>34175755
A ONEthousanddollar donation
if you get any matches AT ALL without tinder boost, you cannot be a robot
I REPEAT
you cannot be a robot
>>34175750
>if you use tinder you need to leave this board now
>>34175750
>got match earlier today
>I ask "What's up?"
>she unmatches me
REEEEEEEEEEEEEE WHAT THE FUCK YOU ROASTIEMaybe I'll try "Bees are dying at an alarming rate" next time
>>34175888
why?
putting your faith into tinder when you dont have 10/10 aesthetics is the most pathetic thing a man can do.
how the fuck am I not r9k material?
Got a new true story here
>be 21 year old neet
>no friends no gf ever everyone hates me
>everyone thinks im shy but sweet. which i used to be...
>but now im about to snap from strangers disrespecting me daily
>i spent so much time on /pol/ that i have finally grown a pair, but nobody irl knows it
Now..
>be at family reunion
>i don't know any of these fucks. might as well be strangers
>its at a beautiful park in the woods, with hiking trails all over
>mom asks me to bring the 2 large cans of beans from the car
>walk like half a mile to the car grab the 2 cans in each hand and walk back
>the reunion is at the top of a hill on the other side of a large rock and as i am walking up the last steepest part of the hill and turn the corner...
>this fat 400 pound fuck sitting to my right, suddenly grabs out with both arms and says "MMM BEANS" and jerks one of them from my hand while I'm walking past
>this pisses me off to no end
>i quickly try to jerk it back from him but he pulls it even further and looks at me the wrong way
>that's FUCKING ITTTTTTT. I take the other large can of beans and start bashing him in the head with it furiously, with the sharpest corners of the can
>the fat fuck can't even resist the recoil of his own weight and sinks lower with each bash, flailing his arms in futile resistance
>but for each hit he avoids i'm landing 3
>everyone rushes to me instantly but I've already bashed him in the head at least a dozen times
>they pull me off, the dude is bleeding like crazy, fuck him. he disrespected me.
>he starts yelling "DON'T CALL THE COPS. IT'S OKAY DON'T CALL THE COPS" as he is crouched on the ground bleeding
>I flee the scene unsure of what i've done, i just wanted the staring and judgement to stop so i left
>walked in a random direction for 5 hours not knowing where i am
>slept on the street all night
>i've never done anything this crazy..
>later i learn the fat guy was my uncle, the direct brother of my dead father.
>and that he is the jokester of the family
>he says he forgives me. now i feel guilty.
But I still think I made the right call, to me he was just a stranger. And he always will be. Fuck all those people they're not my family.
Anyone else got stories or opinions?
>>34175716
Anyone that fat deserves to have their shit kicked in.
>>34175725
you should probably apologize
family and all
i mean, you could probably just screencap this and show him along with it
water under the bridge then
>be a passing tranny with manvoice
>working gas station job, 9 pm on a sunday
>drunk fucker stumbles in
>talks to me about his cigarettes for 10 minutes
>"i hate to be rude but im curious, are you a boy or a girl? you look like a girl but you sound like a gay guy"
>sweat
>tell him "not sure, my mom never told me"
>he laughs and says "haha i like that answer. i bet you have a tumblr"
>tell him "lolno i hate tumblrtards with a passion"
>"BRO RIGHT ON what boards do you browse"
>sweat
>discuss boards and chan shit for a while
>pays for his cigs
>on his way out i ask "are you sure youre safe to drive home?"
>"look man when im drunk i drive as fast as i can so i can spend as little time as possible on the road; so i have less chance of an accident"
>tell him thats fucking retarded and that hes an idiot
>"put it on 4chan then, see you in the next life brother"
>leaves the store into the night
lol u stupid fucker i hope ur ok in ur white polo lookin ass
>>34175692
>>be a passing tranny with manvoice
kill yourself, why don't you do voice training?
>>34175757
gavery go to sleep
>>34175692
but you do have a tumblr you fat tranny fuck