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Whenever girls text me I literally start shaking and feel like throwing up.
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>literally
So you're a girl that is afraid of girls? Hmm . . .
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I can't be myself whenever i interact with women
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Stop being so insecure anon. You are a bad ass mother fucker.

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imagine being a chiropractor
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BrlYqxEg75w
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>>34177778

Chiropractic is a massive scam and pseudo-science btw. For some reason no one ever does anything about it. Scientists probably think it's more trouble than its worth.
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>>34177778

ONE OFF FROM QUINTS, HOLY FUCK ARE YOU UNLUCKY
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>>34177777
Must be nis

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How long do you plan on being a NEET?
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I've got enough money to last me around a year and a half if I'm not retarded with it. Aiming to find another job in a few months though but I'm far too comfortable doing nothing atm. Had big plans to be productive every day while being unemployed but I've fell into complacency. Most days I don't leave the house or even do anything at all. What about you OP?
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>>34178706
>I've got enough money to last me around a year and a half
I keep reading this "I have enough money to be a neet for a full year" meme very often. I wonder if it's the same guy sometimes.
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>>34179700
Nah first time posting this. Maybe its just a common trend to save money then quit without a plan

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What side should I take in this Ultimate Boob War, big breasts or flat chests?
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>>34177665
BEEG AMERICAN TITTIES
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xbox hueg cow tits > budding chest just above flat > normal > big > flat > small
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>>34177665
>Cow tits
Firm supple breasts are best breasts
fat chests are worst chests

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I just spent $300 on a PS4.

if singles i return it cause holy fucking shit why would i do that. i don't have a job and never kissed a girl
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return it anon
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>>34177634
If dubs, buy Bloodborne
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good, return it. stupid fucking """hobby"""

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No matter what i do it always feels like i have no one to speak to. No one cares.
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>>34177578
I care anon, what's on your mind?
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>>34177631
The death of my madder and da two sneks facing each odder.
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>>34177631
I already told you in the op.

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ITT: express your feelings and personal struggles
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My feelings are all gone.
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>>34177552
>friendzone girl
>mention what classes I will be taking this semester
>she is in 3 of my fucking classes

gona be long 4 months
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>tfw I went to mow my lawn but Dale is doing asinine stuff outside

5 cute facts about r9k:
* We're virgins!
* We're gay!
* I love it here!
* ARE NINE KAY!!!!!!!!!!!
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>>34177505
>* We're virgins!
>* We're gay!
Pretty much described the whole board right there.
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That's only four you dumbass
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>>34178132
Can you not count you fucking silly head

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so I made a pact with God to not masturbate for a year and be blessed with a magnificent body, if not my life will be cursed forever

how long will I be able to last?
it's been three days so far
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>>34177499

Which God did you make the pact with?
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How was the pact sealed?

Cus mate you better hope He will let it slide...
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That shit is far too distracting. Best I did was 19 days and it was all I could think about. Best wank I've ever had though. Once a week seems the optimal amount for the benefits from it. But I'm weak willed as fuck OP. Shoot for a year, could be interesting

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Reminder that all Millennials are scum and will be eradicated in the Great Generation War by Gen Z.
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>>34177477
Gen Z-ers aren't even old enough to post here, they're supposed to been born post-2000
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>>34177540
95 and onwards is Gen Z.
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>>34177557
What's the difference between millennial and gen z?

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i don't know why there isn't already one, but there needs to be. post comfy pics, feels, stories, whatever you want

>mfw winter is already over, 45+ degree forecast for next 10 days
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>>34177432
IM HERE TO SAVE THE THREAD
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Hey, robots, what are you doing now?
I'm about to listen to some more tunes and smoke a bit of weed out my window.
It's about 35 degrees F here, a bit damp out but no rain, 11:15pm local time
Warm in my townhouse, feeling a 6.5/10 cozy coming on
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>>34177654
bumpo with a cozy pepe

Reminder femanons if you want to be a good girlfriend-
"Never touch your robot bf's penis and train his butt!"
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>>34177403
fuck off punk.

prostate orgasms are a meme
A MEME
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>>34177403
hnnggg
why does the idea appeal so much
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>>34177403
THIS oh god plllssss

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Hey, pisspants. Top 5 favorite anime. Go!
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I am not a fan of anime, sorry.
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1 pokemon
2 digimon
3 card captors
4 megaman
5 gundam wing
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Son Goku
Hells Kitchen
Cosmo and Wanda
Pewdiepie
Jackie Chan

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Is it worth seeing someone and getting perscribed drugs for depression?
I hear the side effects can get pretty extreme

anyone here on any anti-depressants?
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I am diagnosed with depression, and my psychiatrist keeps pushing anti-depressants, which makes me skeptical. I am very untrusting of drugs. I won't even take cold medicine if I have a cold. Should I just take the anti-depressants?
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I was forced to take Prozac when I was about 13 and it out me in a mental hospital for awhile. If you're feeling bad about your outlook the best thing to do is make some positive changes. Make your bed every morning. Eat some yummy mango and avocado. Do a couple pushups you'll be aight.
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>>34177257
Do it anon. I was the same and my life is better now.

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Then, share it. It's fun.
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cool thread
origin
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>>34177266
Nice one. jffsffsfjsff
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I couldnt make it a shape

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