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>>34179566
>this is news
>the sun
wew

If a woman said this to a man shed be praised for being brave and strong.

>>34179566
Based.
Organic comment, fertilized with pure shitposting.

Aussie/scottidh bants
Good lad.
>tfw svot
Our woman are fat fucking heffers and need to learn their place as practice gfs.

>>34179561
Me too, but not every day. Sometimes I love going to the city and getting alcohol and cigarettes in the morning and sitting on a bench in a park and drink and smoke until I'm drunk enough to go home. But before that I get something to bite. I love doing that while knowing that normalfags have to work. But unlike them I am already home soon and they have to stay till fucking 5pm.

In 30 minutes it's 8am in my country and I'm going drinking in the park again. Wish me fun.

Smoke more meth senpai.

>>34179561
I know that feel
>tfw drink 2 beers every single day
I really need to stop

I'm hiding the thread hope you don't mind op.

>>34179537
>hiding the thread
What does that mean?

Clem if you're reading this please just tell me why you left, I already know why, but tell me anyway so I don't have to ask anymore. Please Clem it's all I ask

>>34179470
>is it still orbiting if i actually like her as a friend?

no
nein

it's fine as long you aren't holding out hope or being used as an emotional tampon

>>34179470
do you want to fuck her?
if so, then yes it is still orbiting.

>tfw don't know any girls
really makes you think

>>34179439
i used to really hold feelings for chicks. ha ha aww wew. fuck that garbage. im glad you guys do what you do. keep fucking doing it. no guy wants to be like me. fuck what anyone says. its all a means to an end. id trade with any of you in a heartbeat. even if you won till you lost. at least you know you won. you won.

cant fuck me tho.

>>34179467
>don't even leave the house to see other girls to crush on

>>34179427
i wish the present didn't suck so much so we could let go of the past.

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>ywn be back in middle school making youtube videos with your best friends and thinking it was the coolest shit ever

>>34179466
My feels! This is too much for me to handle.

>>34179399
dont worry about it. they wanna see you stammer like a faggot. theyve fucked so many scumbags its a relief to see a guy be a pathetic sucker.

the dirtiest girls look decent to a faggot with glass bottom boat eyes.

>>34179399

just picture beating the shit out of their face with your bare fists and then you'll feel dominant over them and not nervious

Get a practice girl on here, to help practice!

what a useless thread

why did you waste the time making it

>>34179406
to make my self feel better and superior.

>>34179375
jeff nippard is that you?

i feel so fucking sorry for you dude. i even remember watching your vlogs of taking photos of her to get that gymshark sponsorship for your gf. you didn't know she would slut herself out for the ceo.

i'm so sorry man. that new asian girl seems okay, but kind of old.

Just tell your mum or your doctor that you want to try them. Unless she's crazy against them or doesn't understand what they are, it's no big deal. In which case your doctor can clear things up.

They help a lot, but they take a couple weeks to a month or so before they start working. Effects are slow to develop but they're definitely there. You just have to find the one that works best for you. For some people, the biggest side effects are weight gain and suppressed libido.

Doctor should give you meds pretty easily if you mention you have anxiety/depression.

They didn't work in my case, though.

>>34179474
Do you become less of a robot if you take them? That's my goal.

>Weight Gain
Fuk. I'm a fat fuck, so anything that can cause weight gain will be a pain in the ass

>>34179341
I think I've seen that one on pornhub

>>34179366
sauce
auce
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not if i can watch

>>34179329
Because it's gay reddit shit

>>34179390
>Ad-homs
Ok, we're 0/1 so far but let's keep trying.

do whatever you want with your own life but MGTOW is a coping mechanism for guys who want a good woman but know they aren't good enough themselves so pretend not bothering is some epic political protest

>>34179227
The entire board is shit so its useless trying to even bother.

>>34179227
No lmao what do you think this is a moderated board? Only way you get banned is if you spam and it will be hours later.

>>34179227
I saw a thread get deleted yesterday, but it seems to be a rare occurrence.

how's the liberal arts degree

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>>34179249
BS in Math but thanks for trying

>>34179224
What is your employment? Has your degree assisted you in getting employed and performing at your job?

>>34179166
No you fucking retard, I lift and get mad pussy, you jealous brah? This is samefagging

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>>34179166
I know that feel, that exact feel. It's good to know that other anons have that feel.

Sometimes when I'm falling asleep or waking up, I'll hug my pillow and bury my head in it and pretend it's my wife. Maybe you have that feel too

>>34179166
ive done this every day for the past 5 years

>>34179127
good luck i hope hes cute, fag

>>34179127
Don't worry anon, just use lots of lube and make sure to relax your asshole when he pushes

>>34179127
where are you going? what clothes are you going to wear?