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How do I quit my addiction to online ERP? No matter how many times I try to escape it, I go back. I don't even enjoy it anymore. I haven't enjoyed it for a solid year or so but I continue to autistically log onto F-list and the like to find people to E-fuck once or twice and then never speak to them again. I hate it. Should I just delete my account to remove temptation? I'm honestly too lazy to create another one.
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steamcommunity.com/id/Tomoko420
>tfw no original Tomoko gf(male)
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>>34180306
Anon why would you want to stop if you're so good at it? I wish I could ERP and get hundreds of guys off.
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what are the go to ERP sites anyway?
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why did you come to this godforsaken site and why are you still here?
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>>34180299
I browse this board to feel better about myself.
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I came here for "le edgy 4chin experience" and I stay because I have no friends and get some enjoyment out of the jokes and hi jinx on places like /int/.
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>>34180299
because I wana pump and dump a fembot
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Post your best dreams I guess. Had this one last night and I can't get over it
>found the love of my life in a convenience store and she kissed me in the backseat of her Honda after we spent the day together walking in the mountains
I've never met her in my life anons but god she was beautiful
waking up just makes life worse
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The other day I had a dream where I was flying a fighter jet. Felt amazing.
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>>34180276
The dreams in which l am dying are the best l've ever had
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>>34180276
>it's another 'anon knows hand to hand combat and has to take out waves of enemies' dream
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>tfw no organic gf
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>>34180259
>tfw no girl(girl)friend
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>>34180259
>tfw no organic hairy deodorantless armpit gf
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>>34180259
This is me minus the deo, I don't need to use it. I will feed you avocados.
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Reminder that you don't have work tomorrow for MLK day.
I almost forgot and would have gotten up early as usual.
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>>34180232
spoiler alert dude, some companies don't take MLK day off
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I will probably still end up doing a bit of work from home. Nice not to have any meetings though.
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thank you for your service but while i am currently at work and will be until 7am, i do have work at 3pm on the same day as well
so thats pretty shit
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>paying for a woman's meal on thr FIRST date
What is this backwards nonsense?
Fuck no, I wouldn't spend my finite money on some roastie I probably wouldn't like as a person.
No wonder men are eternally cucked.
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This is why you are single
Not because you won't pay on the first date, but your attitude toward women
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>>34180174
you are low class
https://www.tofugu.com/japan/dating-a-japanese-guy/
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>>34180174
You only use 3D for sex, for relationships there are fine girls like Lillie.
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We already had another thread about this faggot. It's 2/3. Fucking kikes.
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>>34180071
100% because I will it too be so with my mind
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>>34180071
40% chance 2 out of 5 balls left 2/5 x 2 = 4/10 which means 40%
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I feel like my cat is leaving this world soon, /r9k/. As I'm typing this I'm holding back tears. This cat has been with me for 10 years and has helped me through tough times. She's been running back and forth to the litter box about every 10 minutes and when she uses it she urinates blood. What do I do, /r9k/? My cat is all I have left of me. Pic related is her
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A vet can come to your home and give her the injection so she dies painlessly. my cat died last year. you will cry and you will hurt but it will fade eventually
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>>34179991
My cat started coughing out blood for 3 weeks. I took him to the vet every day for them to tell me there was nothing they could do. He tried to die on my chair but his body started spasming and he ending up coughing blood doing flips until he finally stopped moving I sat over his dead body crying for hours until I was finally able to move him. It was one of the saddest moments of my life. I'm sorry your cat is dying anon it sucks.
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>>34179991
take it to a vet you retard
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>tfw you will never live in a cyberpunk dystopia
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>>34179975
We're already in one.
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>>34179975
Sombra is a shit fucking hero, 0 redeem
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>>34179989
it's a pretty lame one
I want to run through a rainy neon-lit city and duck down into an alleyway avoiding police drones and open up my laptop and do some cool hacker shit with augmented legs
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>tfw no beer belly gf
am i the only one with this feel
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i guess so
originallll
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beer is nasty though to be honest
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>>34180602
>>34179934
Those bitches just fat, beer goes to a girl's tits not their gut.
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You wouldnt bang your own daughter.
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>>34179784
Source? For an original friend of course
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>>34179838
come on sonnnnnnnnnnnnnmn
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>>34179784
That was his Daughter In law tho.
>>34179838
Kuroinu
Does anyone else here think this banner is a little too lewd? Could we ask hiro to remove it? I don't like it.
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There's no such thing as too lewd
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>>34179743
>There's no such thing as too lewd
But anon... there's children who browse this board...
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>>34179716
>I don't like it so it should be removed
Get out SJW.
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Haven't been on this board in months (converted to /pol/). Anything new or are you fags still bitching about being losers with no girlfriends?
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>implying you dont have even less of a chance of getting a gf now you are brainwashed about how le niggers and le jews are out to get you
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>>34179686
I've had a gf for 5 years bud. Here's an eye opener, girls aren't interested in liberal pansy cucks like you.
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>>34179712
>Had a gf for 5 years but continued to visit a robot board
Saying kill yourself feels too harsh in my opinion, but you should not feel good about yourself right now.
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Whats the easiest way to kill yourself without any chance of being saved
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>>34179597
wedge yourself into some geometry so your team can't reach you
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semi-suspended hanging, put an electrical cord around your neck in a noose formation, tie the other end to a door handle or something like that and simple sit down so it strangles you, cuts the blood off from your brain so you pass out in about 30 seconds and die in about 5 minutes, just do it in a situation where no one walks in on you in those 5 minutes and normies your shit up
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>>34179597
>Whats the easiest way to kill yourself without any chance of being saved
going to an isolated railroad track, you can look at the trains schedule to give yourself a clue when it comes.
Bring a folding chair, some tunes, and a blindfold.
Chillax while you wait for the end, if you change your mind simply step off the track, don't even worry about the chairpls don't commit suicide
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you ever just want to scream.
No not scream, scream sounds too feminine.
And not yell or shout, because those have connotations of speech.
I just want to make a really loud guttural sound like an animal.
I realize this is autistic, but i've never been in a situation where I didn't feel too inhibited to do it.
I left the united states to go to southeastern europe and I still can't find the privacy to fucking make a loud sound.
Why are there always people in earshiot?
Why can't we ever be alone phyiscally as we are mentally?
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You should have stayed in the United States and just gone out into the country. The United States is nearly the least populated nation in the world.
In Wyoming no one can hear you scream.
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once I found that screaming helps relieve anxiety and after discovered theres a real thing called primal scream therapy
just do it into a pillow or something, no one will hear or care
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>>34179627
>In Wyoming no one can hear you scream.
That sounds like a hilarious straight to dvd horror movie. Nix that, no dvd, just a fucking short film on vimeo.
Also I lived on the east coast. No dice. plus americans are nosey as fuck.
I wanted to go to a place where no one gives a fuck,