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are your actions of today in line with your goals of tomorrow?
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>>34181645
I just finished drinking a soda, so I guess you can say I've been slacking on my human trafficking business venture.
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annie used to be so cute

what the fuck happened to her
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I spent today sitting on my fat ass playing vidya, eating pizza and fapping. My goal is to do the same thing tomorrow.

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What are your thoughts on the afterlife anons? Do you believe it exists? Do you have your own theories?
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>>34181641
To make my brain happy, I believe that you reincarnate randomly into another form and you never truly die. Each world is completely different, like you could be born in hitler world as chad hitlercock. Or commie world as a chineese monk.Or if you're unlucky, what you are now.
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>>34181641

i believe that anyone that goes into death prematurely is in for a bad time.
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I believe that when you die, you can create your own realities. Like your own god. Probably not likely. But I like to believe it.

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Why do women exist?
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Procreation
Motherhood
Caregiver
Protector
Supporter

Stop hating women.
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Because we haven't advanced far enough
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>>34182010
They hate originally, but when hate is returned they play victim.

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How do girls feel about erections? More specifically, the fact that your bodies have the power to make a flaccid, soft organ engorge itself to twice its size or more with almost no effort on your part?
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When I like a man I want to give him an erection
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>>34181582
What if you give a man you don't like one as well?
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>>34181826
I would avoid him because I do not want sexual contact with him and he is in a state where that's all he wants.

How does it feel that in this information society everything you do has been recorded so the people of the future will know how huge of a dick and retard you are? Not to mention the historic fact that you died as a virgin or if you did have sex you didnt enjoy it so it doesnt really counts making you gay.
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>>34181545
This is why I do my everyday browsing via Tor.
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>>34181545
>implying the future will be smart enough to look.
People struggle to look at the past 20 years ago and the few that do tend to put a rose tint on it.
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>>34181802
Isnt tor slow as shit though?

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>You're really alright with a woman as flabby as I am, anon?

How do you respond?
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>>34181530
I don't because she's a fake, drawn 2d girl.
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>>34181530
I impregnate her so she gets dem fat, milky tits
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>that pubic hair peeking out

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>Stacy talking about how she had a male best friend as a child
>she married some guy she met a year ago
Why do they do this?
throw away something so special?
Why does this upset me so much when I haven't had anything similar?
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>talks to Stacey

Get the fuck out, OP.

To answer your question, that girl didn't owe that beta shit, especially pussy. He's probably gay to begin with.
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>>34181552
hearing in distance

im not saying she owes him, but it bothers me she wouldn't want it.
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>>34181507

you can be friends with someone but not feel romantic attraction for them

eg I have female friends I wouldnt date since I find them entertaining for reasons that would make me being in a relationship with them pretty terrible

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Why haven't you joined the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints?
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>>34181429

I like to filter dating sites for Mormon girls. Some of them are qts.
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It sounds kinda... dum dum dum dum dum.
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>>34181429
Because Im not white

This aint original?

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Anyone else write stories, ebooks, regular books, unfinished shit, etc here?
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>>34181412
me. what about it? :(
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I have like 20 writing projects that are half done

I just lose steam half way through since planning them is way funner than actually doing it and I just find it stressful to show other people so why even bother finishing it
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vidoegame fanfiction

including sonic no bully pls

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The truth about NEETs from an old man.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1uzuiaPMPrV
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smooth track
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>>34181368
>"waahh these youngsters wont accept our brainwashing, waaahh why aren't they racing to become braindead cucks like i am"

fuck off faggot
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Easy to say coming from a Baby Boomer, who lived their young adult life on super easy mode and have permanently fucked the economy.

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30 year old Australian kissless Virginia here.

My parents sat me down and had the old "why have you never had a gf and why are you still a virgin" conversation.

I broke down and told them everything. Social autist, beta Manlet, the full red pilling etc.

Now they want hire a sex worker as a birthday present so I can get some "experience" with a woman.

They're insisting but I am refusing it, they know I'm a hypochondriac and I'm terrified of getting std and now we just had a massive argument over the fact I don't want an STD ridden whore and that I just want a normal fucking gf.
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>>34181327
>wizard
>getting a normal gf
No you had your chance and blew it. Your only options are obese single mothers and literal whores now.
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>>34181327
pls stap making usless threads faggot
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Are you still living at home?

>"Dad, meet my boyfriend Tyrone. He's class president, valedictorian and has a scholarship to Harvard."

How does /r9k/ respond?
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The issue I'm having doesn't involve a black man with my daughter, i'ts that I have a daughter.
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>knew a guy names Tyrone in college
>he changed his name to Elliot so he wouldn't be discriminated against in the professional world
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>>34181319
Niggers are niggers.

Stopp being depressed.
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thanks varg

anything for you
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Who is diss guy who tell me stop do things
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But Varg, deppression is a meme

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>girl at work tells a friend of hers she wants to fuck my brains out or it was she wants me to fuck her brains out (I forgot)
>Her friend told my supervisor since they are good friends
>yet all she does it say hello and goodbye to me
>Never initiates otherwise
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>>34181255
Youre the bloke, youre supposed to initiate.
Once you do shwll go full wee dirty.

T. Guy who has all the birds wet at work.
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Talk to her
Initiate a conversation
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jesus fucking christ can the normies leave?

Does r9k believe that being near centre is akin to political cowardice? Or do you just think that extreme centrism is political cowardism.
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No. Being more center doesn't mean you have a lack of opinion or lack conviction. It's just that those opinions and convictions are more politically center or appeal to both sides
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>>34181192
No, it has nothing to do with cowardice.

Are you familiar with the concept of the "radical center?" This is the idea of an ideology that aggressively takes good ideas from both the left and the right and doesn't pay attention to party lines.
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Implying a willingness to judge each issue without bowing to a party line is somehow cowardly.

Political cowardice is when you blindly cling to a stance because you need an Us to side with against Them and as part of your desperate need to feel you belong.

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