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JAV

Alexis Rhodes doujins

What do you like OP?

I can handsomely reward you with good and somewhat rare videos if you happen to like the same stuff as me

>vanilla amateur
>solo girls (everything from just strips to full on bate, excepting camgirls which disgust me)
>omegle caps
>black girls
>voyeur/hidden cam material of varying believability
>IFM/beautiful agony/"art porn"

Any of that tickle your fancy?

Stop posting this, you son of a bitch.

I actually go to a job interview in about five hours. I won't get it, I'm sure (I lack the social ability to be a hotel receptionist), but at least it will be an experience.

I'm sad I can't afford to be a NEET.

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>>34182474
Try to have some confidence in yourself, anon.

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Im not too thrilled either

I think there are very few people on Earth who are consistently happy.

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Im a tad under the weather

just marry her bro

>>34182163
Kill yourself.
Fat people are disgusting.

If you can't cook for her, you're kind of fucked.

I dunno, encourage her to hang out around and watch tv/movies with you instead of doing active things, go to more fast food restaurants with her, buy her more soda and shit.

If you cooked for her you could add extra calories with butter and shit but sounds like that's not an option.

Is this supposed to be some kind of deep meaningful message?

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>tfw I am an egoist, but not a sociopath

I ain't fucking with no one, and no one's fucking with me ideally.

>tfw egoist and sociopath

I have a lot of problems with the world

>been driving 18 years
>0 tickets

>>34182085

>live in Los Angeles
>30 in February
>no drivers license

I was learning once, but I crashed the car and have been scared to start ever since.

>that feel when have been driving for 10 years without incident and you are still uncomfortable as fuck about it

Ron Paul Anon!! I was just wondering the same thing, was going to post my new 'DO NOT WANT!!!!111" me me. This is a strange place man for sure

Does time go by faster every year? What's going on?

>Robert Hawkins has been dead for 10 years

I hope he's not completely skeletonized...

first for thr britfeel party manifesto

I've been thinking of writing a manifesto and emailing it to the few people who, I assume through some sort of obligation and pity, have remained my friends over the last few years.

I'm not going to go full Elliot but I hate myself and my life so much I want to destroy it and everyone associated with it.

I'm stuck in a cycle of disappearing from people's lives for a few months, forgetting how much I hate the world, then returning to hate my soul broken anew.

If I lay it out for them in black and white what I hate about this life, then it either scare them off or I'll regret it so much I'll be too embarrassed to see them again.

Plus I'm pretty sure people see me as someone a bit depressed who just has bad days sometimes. If I truly share my utter hatred for this existence then I'll no longer just be a joke or another poser faggot with a mental illness.

Wahay. We have a winner and I'm very glad it's my thread

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>human:normal
>robot:a bit unnormal
>undead:everyone life is better than yours
>cursed one:life so fucked up the gods turn there eyes on you that day

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>>34182031

>Doesn't even tell us what undead or cursed one means

Here's my definition (Sans Human which means normie and robot being the normal definition of a virgin introvert)

>Undead
25+ virgin
Minimum wage/low paying job
Few, if any, outlets for recreation
Small drug problem, alcohol/Weed/etc
Family hates you


>Cursed one
Mentally illness of some kind or clinically depressed
Feels or has felt existential dread in his life
Has had difficult getting out of bed/properly motivating oneself to do basic things
Has attempted suicide at least once

white
19
13
got my first girlfriend and was abused by her, then she dumped me after telling me to go die in a hole among other things and then started dating my best friend

>>34181930
Same

t. INFJ

>>34181977
I forgot to sprinkle the thread with garlic and put up a holy cross to keep INFJs from coming in.

>>34181930
What's wrong with INFJs?

>being a NEET
>not waking up at 2 PM at the very least

You're doing this all wrong.

>>34181898
this. I can't get up in the mornings for the life of me!

>>34181898

I like to watch the normies leave my apartment complex, I stand at my kitchen window with a mug of coffee and I'm pretty sure I've been spotted a few times.

>>34181833
tfw u want to keep scratching but u know u shouldnt

mines flared up so badly recently after years of having discipline

reeeee

>>34181945
>mines flared up so badly recently after years of having discipline

How bad is it? The skin on parts of my hands is splitting right open.

It also spread down to my wrist this year

>>34181833
Iktf it has legitimately ruined my life. Had acne as a teen then it goes away only to get replaced by this shit which is even worse

uh....remember to make a move sooner?

whip out ur dick and start helicoptering

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Give her the D... E.N.N.I.S.

We weren't, we're just doomed never to experience it.

because your parents got a divorce and didnt want to take responsibility

>>34181808
If by we you mean you, how would I know?
Love is truth. The only truth.

>>34181694
I'd wear the succubus(male) shirt.
The best part would be that anyone who recognized it would be in no position to talk about it. Where can I get one?

>>34181985
whos the male succubus

Stop shilling your stupid shirts.

sage