>come out of the shower
>dry my hair
>door opens
>witty lil sister comes in
>takes a moment
>"eeeeh ...brother, what's with that microdick ahahahah
>"fuck off"
>closes door quickly and disappears
I feel so humilated right now.
>>34182967
>have long flaccid penis
>only grows to 5.5 inches when erect
I can imagine disappointing any girl if I could get one.
What's the matter, can't handle the bants?
>tfw about 2 inches flaccid, 6.5 and on the thick side erect.
Is it okay to be a grower /r9k/?
which stages you wish you accomplished while been a teenager?
>tfw i wish every single day to date the cute emo gilr everyone avoided
>>34182933
>avoided
fucking kek, she probably got passed around like a fucking football between chads
>>34182970
you are probably right, she was a cumslut
>>34182970
Specifically the "alternative" Chads, who have tattoos and piercings, or the metalhead Chads who have long hair.
Yeah OP imagine your emo QT getting double teamed by the guys from the Metallica cover band
lets hear some stories about you loosing your spaghetti in front of woman
ive done it so oftenEven to random girls on the street
>>34182831
>live in small town
>go to college
>see 3 most popular girls in seats there
>sitting there like a charmender, squirtle, and bulbasaur the legends staring me down
>I approach them as they are looking my way
>they all say hi and smile
>I start talking
>freeze up mid story
>look at one randomly and say "heyyyyy"
>they laugh
>I sit there painfully trying to end the convo and walk outside to go home and kick shit in the parking lot sweating and freaking out as I smoke cigarette butts in the driveway
Believe it or not there's still time, im 26 and I think it's gonna turn around. Well, it looks like it, but if not bye bye everyone
>get on the bus
>stutter to the bus driver where I want to go
>"that'll be 2.50"
>give him 5 and walk away
>everyone on the bus is looking at me
>"excuse me anon, don't you want the rest of your money back"
>fuck I forget the change
>turn around
>concious of how I walk
>stumble everywhere
>grab the change
>drive thinks I'm autistic
>face is red
>stumble around and find the only seat left is next to a qt girl
>sweat profusely
Fuck me.
>tfw in love
>the girl might actually reciprocate for the first time in my life
>cannot think about anything else other than her
>have to do a lot of important shit like studying for exams but cannot focus
>thinking about her feels so good though
>like a drug
JESUS CHRIST MAKE IT STOP
>>34182823
been there op, you have to prioritize and man the fuck up.
>>34182823
Makes sure your grades are good first anon
>>34182846
>>34182848
I know, I'm trying to but she just keeps invading my mind. This is a nightmare.
>tfw I want to suck my best friend's huge cock
There's nothing wrong with this, right?
as long as hes a nigger
>>34182760
He is white as snow
>>34182753
Are you a gay boi?
post butt
lemme here it
why do you love niggers
Why do you love sucking the black cock?
>>34182730
are you in
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original
Have you ever had those weird impulses to do random shit? Sucking the air in at your chest, making weird noises/screaming, flexing your arm and neck area. Is it like, just a case of the wiggles? What the fuck? Nobody seems to want to talk about it. Usually it happens when I'm in solitude, but it can happen when I'm around others. Feels like energy that has to be used very quickly.
>>34182614
Alright, this seems weird when you read all at once it but take it apart.
i guess /r9k/ is basically /adv/
anyways, sounds like autism to me
>>34182632
Autism is just a social disconnect, yes? A learning disability. I don't think I'm autistic, I would have been diagnosed much earlier.
>>The perfect guy is a sad edgy semi nihilist with suicidal references and violent tendencies
The perfect guy is xxxtentacion
>>34182573
Literally who the fuck?
Unoriginal
If that were true anon, I would've been DROWNING in pussy during my teen years.
Unfortunately, carefree chucklefuck Chad gets it all.
Also, literally who?
>>34182687
>he doesnt listen to xxxtentacion
BITCH IM SIPPING TEA IN YO HOOD WHAT THE FUCK IS UP
ITT: Images that make you go hmm...
I CANNOT
DO
THIS
ANYMORE
ANONS
ponders origamok
>>34182567
Thanks for making this. I always find these to be very comfy
What's the difference between a dream and reality?
there are no niggers in a dream.
In one, I'm licking the crevices of Asuka's sweaty, used plugsuit.
In the other, I'm drinking myself to an early grave while shitposting on a South African alpaca-grooming forum.
You'll never guess which is which!
One is sometimes nice but the other is consistently horrible.
When was the last time you went out on a movie date with a girl?
6 years ago
im coming to terms with the fact that ill probably never be in a relationship again
probably when we didn't have a nigger for a president.
>>34182518
When I say that I want to kill myself, do you think I'm just joking around?
Anons.
I have to tell my parents I'm going to drop out.
This is really my last resort.
I don't know how to tell them that I really cannot keep going waking up every morning doing something that I don't like and that makes me feel miserable because I'm too dumb to actually do it.
Do any of you have any suggestion, or a word of comfort?
I just want to cry.
Shameful self bumperino because I could really use some attention now
It might be rough now, but I hope your happiness improves once you drop out, Anon.
>>34182484
Dear god Thank you so much.
I'm here trying to write something to say, a letter or something to figure out how to do it and it's an hour I'm just shaking nervously and writing bullshittery.
I'm cracked.
And I'm sorry for the vent thread. Jesus.
I'm so alone. All I want is to have a gf again
nope. obama is a nigger. him and his super watchdog government.
>again
NORMIES GET THE FUCK OUT
>again
I dont know who you are, but i can already tell youre an annoying faggot
>that feel when you unintentionally piss someone off
>>34182455
NO I MEANT IT YOU FUCKING NIGGER
>>34182455
>caring about people
fuck off now
>that feel when you intentionally piss your pants
THE GOVERNMENT IS A NIGGER.
CIVILIZATION IS A NIGGER
>>34182408
>>34183118
please. you must tell me more.
*runs away*