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>>34183750
Wow, what a pussy. Save time and kill yourself now

Protip for life: never become a girl's friend unless that girl is a lesbian, OR you already have a girlfriend

You fucked up badly and now you have oneitis, just stop hanging out with her too much and focus on other stuff.

Although you're probably so beta you will be her taxi driver and leave her at her boyfriend's house

>>34184000
>>34183750
real protip here

don't become a girls friend ever either become her boyfriend or don't that's it, anything else will just lead to shit like op's situation 100%

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pretty bad 2/10.

Mine.

>>34185262

Are they meant to be joists on the ceiling?

>>34185292
Yeah they are. Old house (1852).

Fuck nam vets

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>tfw you've considered real freedoms, freedoms from the opinion of others... even the opinions of yourself

>>34183741
Cuck ham pets

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>>34183701
Stay up long enough and you'll be able to fuck your 72 waifus for eternity

>>34183701
lmao you're like a high school girl acting drunk after 2 beers

i used to pull 50+ hour WoW sessions once or twice a month back in high school and you don't have full fucking hallucinations. the absolute worst you'll get is seeing some black shapes at the edges of your vision. looks like a bug running up the wall or something.

stop being a melodramatic faggot

>>34183951
Seeing stuff moving around on a flat surface is hardly a full blown hallucination faggot.

That being said I've done 72 in the past and had anything like this, back then all I got was a paint splash on a door moving around a bit. Now everywhere I look I see anime girls. Fucking perfect outline of megumin on my wall comprised of stains and the shadow of a wire, if I look at things with random patterns I just see anime girls, it's surreal as fuck.

cause they were dropped as babies

Everyone does everything for different reasons. Some people get married to escape living with their parents, run away. Some do it because they are... In love. Some do it because someone gets pregnant, some do it based on pressure.

Most people have kids just because they get pregnant. Some do it because they believe it's someone who will always love them no matter what. Some women get pregnant to trap a man. Some women get pregnant because a man couldn't pull out, or slipped off the condom, or poked a hole in it... To keep her, or to control her, or just for kicks.
Some women have kids because they're afraid NOT TO. Some because they think it's a meal ticket.
Some people have kids because they want to pass on their knowledge, out someone more like them into the next generation, or see what them and the person they love most looks like as a person.

There are a million reasons, Anon. I think most people let their lives live them. The choices I have made have been very deliberate, and have served me well.

>>34183683
>Why are people having kids and getting married?
you are too young to be thinking about this
shit op,
get back to me when you are 30.

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1 and 2 at the same social gathering

>>34183636
virgin desu
holy shit those tits thou

>>34183636

If you actually "know" the correct number for each, why would we believe you?

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>Tfw bots are based on popularity
>In a month not even them contacted me

>>34183691
What's the purpose of tinder bots?

>>34183582
iirc you won't get matches if you always swype right.

Just use a pan.

>>34184549
fuckin this. what are you, 8?

>>34183494

it's not grilled cheese if you aren't grilling the cheese in the first place you fucking retard

>>34183252
>I want off this wild ride
I'm the 33 year old version of you.

Enjoy being me in 10 years time. It never ends.

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same t-b-h f-a-m. honestly im cutting out the vidya for exercise atm and its pretty decent so far. not great, but decent
>>34183252

>>34183322
kek das a gud image mayne

>>34183213
Man I feel bad for you. How is 17 even close to 30 that's almost half, and why use the word literally like leafy or any shity 00 kid.

>>34183738
>Reading comprehension

These are the people I share a board with. Jesus Christ.

>>34183213
> kids born in 98 and 99 will graduate in 4 months

>>34183209
I never go barefoot at any time, except for shower and bed.

I have a foot fetish though and see feet as being kinda sexual, so maybe that's why it feels weird to have them on display. It also just makes me feel vulnerable and "exposed".

I thought I was the only one I hate even having to take my socks off to shower

>>34183209
I remember when I was very young I was barefoot in my house and my female neighbor came over and I got embarrassed and hid my feet under a blanket

Later developed a foot fetish

Maybe there's something to this

>brother
so what you're my sister and you banged our brother?

>>34183153
No you nigger, she's his mom.

>>34183200
the mom of my new brother
meaning she's my sister and had wincest with our brother

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steamcommunity.com/id/Tomoko420
tfw no Tomoko gf(male)

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>>34183100

And here they are...
Vermin!

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What if I like them both?

what qualifies as white, and are you saying you would only accept 18 yr olds, or is that a minimum age?

>>34183031
why 18? girls get their period with 12. also go to /pol/.

>>34183051
that is a minimum age there also a fertility check.

>>34183058
legality reasons.

>>34182968
>Step 1.) Be Chad
>Step 2.) There is no step 2

I don't know, nigger.

>>34182968
It's all about CONFIDENCE and PERSONALITY