Are there any anons here that have experience with escorts? I have the money, so money isn't an issue. But is there anything that can fill the void of loneliness? Can I have a legitimate conversation with them as long as I pay them? I know I can have sex with them, but can I simply just pay her to hang out and cuddle and watch a movie with her?
You could, but I would advise that you ask her beforehand and arrange the details.
Usually I've had a chat with the girls I've seen after sex because there is still time on the clock, but it depends on the girl. I've found that sometimes Asian escorts are bait and switch with some FOB who barely speaks English, you often don't know what you will get just from looking at the ad.
>>34184221
I have one experience with an escort. Would not recommend.
>19
>drunk (would never even think of doing this sober)
>pick up escort in shitty part of town
>blonde, slutty looking girl
>park in hotel parking lot
>have conversation for a bit
>she asks for $40 "donation"
>give it to her
>says she has to go home to get something
>take her home
>she doesn't come out for awhile
>texts me and tells me to come inside
>tells me the people she lives with are there too, but we can go to her bedroom
>nope
go down my friends house and play video games. that was a particularly lonely period of my life.
I'm 29 and I have never seen Blade Runner & Pulp Fiction. Should I watch those? I feel like the expectations are way too high now after all those years
why not just watch them
it will only take a few hours
>>34184216
Those are overrated. Watch the Twin Peaks series instead, they have exceptional atmosphere.
>>34184216
They're both pretty good OP give them a try
Pulp fiction is a little pretentious though imo, still good.
>you missed out on young love/sex and nothing will ever fill this void in you
To be honest, "young love" is more about the unknown and experimenting with things that neither of you have ever done before. It really doesn't have much to do with age outside of the fact that most people get through this stage when they're teens.
Find a virgin, you'll have your "young love" moments.
just like the rest of 'em.....
>>34184243
cool opinion dude, I'm sure that makes perfect sense to you
Who /doesn't have a gun/ here?
>>34184172
not allowed to have them either because of having been 5150'd a while back. :(
i definitely don't have a gun. no sir. no gun here.
>>34184172
don't do anything rash kurt
should i buy me WoW and drown my sorrow while focusing on doing achievements?
>>34184139
yeah
we can level togheter
>>34184139
>>34184139
>new expansion doesn't come with free time
no, my sub ran out and im not buying new. its a really boring grindfest at later levels, with many layers of rng. pvp is shit too
What kind of music are you listening to? I'm listening to some Tom Waits right now. He's probably not robot but his songs give me feels.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mxVo5mjK4eg
>>34184085
Love me some Waits. Good choice anon.
>>34184085
https://youtu.be/JkUibEiGokI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HfM3Ufaql2c
nothing special about you honey
just like the trash I ignored in HS
Have already watched pic related and is breddy gud, not really a fan of anime so no weeb pls
>>34184035
No anime plz
Watched a show ripping off anime
Stevens universe would be up your alley
Watch some old school shit like Ren and Stimpy since there's so man.
Ed Edd n Eddy
Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends
Johnny Bravo
The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy
Dexter's Laboratory
Samurai Jack
Also what the fuck is that show? I jerked off to some r34 of it last night and that was pretty alright.
>>34185446
>man.
I meant many. Kill me.
so /r9k/, what was the worst moment of your life?
ill greentext mine.
>>34183953
>be me, 15
>bipolar, schizophrenic (both undiagnosed)
>friend invites me over to his for some drinks and weed
>accept, had just gotten rejected by oneitis, was rough, badly needed something to lift my spirits
>takes a long time to convince my parents (they didnt know about the drinks and weed, obv)
>they finally agree to let me stay the night at his
>hype it for a few days, really looking forward to staying over at his and getting hammered
>the day arrives
>catch a ride to my friends house, he lived about an hour from where i lived
>knock on the door, noone seems to be home
>they'll arrive soon, i'm sure of it.
>4 hours later, still noone home.
>fuck it, it's getting late (it was about 10pm at this point), i dont want to get mugged, i'll go to my great uncle's house
>trudge along the town streets to my great aunt and uncle's house
>both super cool people
>sit out in the backyard with great uncle, each of us sipping a bottle of brandy and talking about music
>probably even better than what would have happened if i'd stayed at my friend's, to be honest
>>34183962
great uncle runs out of brandy
>"oh, anon, im a tired old man, can you grab me a bottle?"
>guy is 95 years old at this point (still a badass, though)
>im a nice kid, so i decide to give him my bottle
>"oh, thanks anon, youre a good kid you know that?"
>as he takes a hold of the bottle, it falls to the floor and smashes, echoing within the empty yard
>record scratch
>snap back to reality
>>34183976
>my great uncle died over a year ago
>my great aunt passed a month back
>scurry to reach my phone, open up conversation with my friend
>havent messaged him within the last 3 months
>look back towards the house, totally silent without anyone to take care of it (my parents refused to acknowledge it's existence, even though they were given it in my great aunt's will)
>realise that i hallucinated a whole night hanging out with my dead relatives and probably former friends
>the brandy bottle i was holding was empty, i'd probably picked it up off the road or something
>feel sick to my stomach anyways
>vomit all over myself
>nothing else matters at this point, stumble out of my former relative's backyard and onto the park bench that sits out front
>try desperately to contact my oneitis, she's the only person i ever talk to
>she ignores me entirely, off talking with her friends probably.
>sleep that night on a park bench, covered in vomit and tears, wondering how the hell my life got to that point
Do you believe people on 4chan are intellectual ?
No I believe they are just as autistic and stupid as me.
Everywhere but /pol/ and /v/
>>34183863
yes we are very smart
I bet everyone on this board smells like diaper poop. Take a bath fudgers
>>34183850
Even though I live like a neet, I shower every day.
I can't right now because i have a bad wound and can't get water in it. Haven't showered for 3 days
>>34183850
Wrong faggot, I smell like cum and sweat
Maybe, just maybe, if women didn't have such crazy high standards we wouldn't have that much increase of traps and trans in the west who want to become the girlfriend.
I went from straight to full blown bottom bitch after breaking up with my exgf who cheated on me and being unable to find another +4/10 who would be eager to at least give me the time of the day without showing an atrocious expression of disgust mixed with hatred.
Now I have degenerate sex with a regular fwb met on grindr, I even learned to enjoy making out with him, feeling his tongue exploring my mouth. I still find women hot but I know how utterly out of reach they are, they live in a parallel universe and I can only hope to act like one to cope with my lack of feminine contact. Having my fwb fuck me like a girl and denying me from any penile pleasure really helps, I've ended up accepting my place in this world and my life is way less stressful than it used to be, I don't suffer tfw no gf anymore, I can live the gf contact by myself when it acts up and just live a normal life on the side.
>>34183801
Same here anon. Going after roasties is such a waste of time when there are sissy robots like you in need of a hard dicking.
>tfw I'm actually kinda of curious about traps and don't know how to feel about it
Ugh... why isn't this on /b/ ? Wrong board anon.
>Sex or relationship article on Cracked.com
>Author is female 95% of the time (unless it's to do with rejection)
>>34183785
Cracked is recycled BS for youngins
>>34183785
I hate this movie so fucking much
>>34183785
Felix does awesome sex columns shut the fuck up nerd
>geting a girl to cheat on her beta boyfriend with me
>>34183779
>walking dog in the morning
>walk past old person who says good morning
>say good morning back
>I'm actually already having an average day
>>34183779
:(
th-thats mean anon
>>34183821
Nigga i dont care. I want to have fun and i do not care who i sadden or what i ruin in the process. Besides,sex is jist sex if there is no romance invovled.
Millennials, please move the fuck out by the time you find a job. No one wants to deal with your shit, your parents don't and your younger siblings especially don't.
Moving out as soon as you get a job instead of waiting until you've put a little money into your savings is retarded and how a ton of people forever stay poor, my parents waited a couple of years before getting their own place and were way better than their peers in their long run
Trust me, anon, I'm doing it as soon as I get the money together.It's way too difficult to hide my crossdressing and burgeoning alcoholism while living with my parents anyway.
>>34183893
Oh yeah we're they living together at the time or individually living with their parents?
>walking in the woods with my dog
>people up ahead of me on trail, about 25m
>the trail goes way down and then back up to a small clearing
>they reached the clearing ahead of me and I was down in the valley, headed up the hill, so I couldn't see them
>reach top of hill and I'm confronted with a side view of a guy fucking the woman (both early 20s) from behind as she's bent over with shirt still on
>immediately turned around and walked back where I came from
>they laughed and kept fucking, I assumed. Definitely planned for me to see since they knew I was behind them.
She was hot, like maybe 8.5-9/10 brunette
>>34183765
No but I had 3 times now where people walked in on me fucking.
Really kills my boner
>>34183765
Never have.
I'm about 30% sure that sex isn't real and it's all just a conspiracy against me.
>want to play Sonic DX at night
>wake up at 1am
>sneak around the house
>hear weird smacking
>peak into room
>parents are fucking
Then I beat off on the spot