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>be at party to appease friend
>tipsy stacey asks if I have a problem
>asks if I'm angry
>says she doesn't like me at all
>that she has a very strong reaction to me
>that i have very bad energy
>that i'm pissing her off
>chad interferes
>they have an argument
>stacey says she feels so dirty just from speaking to me that she wants to take a shower
>that she feels sorry for my parents
>chad apologizes and says it's best I leave
>tfw me and stacey will never see eye to eye
>tfw I'm literally cancer
>tfw that's ok
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>>34184555
Was it her party ?

Normies usually take out all their problems on weaker people, sorry .
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>>34184555
Why would you even take a single word from that whore mouth seriously? This fucking "bad energy" bullshit is so annoying. Chad was ok tho, this might be a good chance to ask him what's up and if he can give you some pointers.
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>>34184555
she deserves someone to acid her face and tear her ac joints. lets see how she likes making people feel dirty

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>tfw i kinda like being alone
Anyone else share this feel?
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not exactly, but i being depressed more than not.
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>>34184567
Why? Originale finale
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Schizoid personality disorder here. Of course I like loneliness.

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Consider this, anon: there are girls out there - beautiful girls - who would rather having chad piss on their faces than sitting next to you at a table.
Please let that sink in.
How does this make you feel?
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Thanks OP, now I need to piss.
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>>34184550
>How does this make you feel?

Worthless and inadequate.

I'd probably be angry, but I don't have the energy for that any more.
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It makes me feel disgusted at how sick our society has become

Hedonism has become a way of life for most

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>do nofap
>acne starts to go away
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>>34184525
>stop having sex
>acne goes away
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>causes acne
>makes you depressed afterwards
>waste time
>lose motivation

You see a pattern here? Most people who masturbate daily are losers. Fapping about two times a week is fine.
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>>34184535
same here, among other benefits nosex has worked for me

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>that kid who tried to be funny by talking back to the teacher
>looked around expectantly every time he said fucking anything
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>>34184515
>that austistic kid who stapled his fucking arm
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that kid who jumped off a bridge and nobody cared, not even his parents
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>that kid who took a copy of mein kampf, scanned every page, printed fourteen copies, then stuffed the all in the jewish math teachers car
>he never got caught

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Porque yo en el amor soy un idiota
que ha sufrido mil derrotas
que no tengo fuerzas para defenderme
pero ella casi siempre se aprovecha
unas veces me desprecia y otras veces
lo hace para entretenerse y es asi
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>>34184495
>being a beta orbiter
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>>34184495
a-are you me?
ima grill(male) thou
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>>34184495
Es un puto poema o alguna cancion pop de mierda? Me suena como arjona.

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>Have to make phone call to cancel my appointment with my dentist
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>>34184467
>hot water pressure in my apartment is fucked for months, at least half a year now, it gets worse and worse
>water temperature fluctuates during showers, sometimes going from barely warm to really hot and from hot to cold
>makes me feel like total shit because of my ocd, i need to shower "correctly" and at a constant temperature
>still havent made the call to ask about it and maybe get it fixed
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>>34184521
Why don't you fill a bucket of water. It will have a constant temperature and you'll save a lot of water.
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>>34184467
>need new glasses 8 years ago
>still haven't called to schedule an eye exam even though my insurance covers it and new frames
>could have gotten 4 pairs of glasses in that timespan

Do people notice that sort of thing? Like when you've been wearing the same pair of glasses for 8 years?

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who /threatening life condition/ here?
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>>34184398
>tfw uneven mouth
>used to be normal when younger

Did I have a stroke or what?
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>>34184398

>tfw epilepsy getting worse

Not gonna get diagnosed because I love to drive.
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>>34184398
In pretty sure my autism is lethal

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Wouldn't it be cool to rent a hotel room for a day and jerk off, be naked the whole time and watch TV with no one bothering you?
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You could just do this if you're a wagie on a neet day off
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I traveled for work and did this frequently.

It was best when there was a snow storm. I ate pizza and drank beer and watched porn all day.
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>>34184394
I've done this many times. I recommend picking a luxury hotel and having a nice meal too.

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The fuck is the point of this board besides being a giant echo chamber for autists
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Implying it needs to have a point

It's a place to go
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>>34184420
eloquently expressed
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It is more like a hive mind, really

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Why are slim chicks with deformed faces considered top tier?
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>>34184378
>deformed faces
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>>34184378
Basically all runway models in a nutshell. Shinny to the point of looking like death. And fucked up faces that make you kinda cringe.
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>>34184565
I meant skinny god dammit auto correct

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>nihlism
>psychological egoism
>hedonism

These are beliefs that will make you happy.
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>tfw i'm replacing my nihilism with hedonism
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Nothing makes me happy.
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>>34184355
I'm city of starsism here

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>so anon your mom tells me you've never done it
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if she's a smoker, she's a poker
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>>34184329
>Ice cubes in a fucking wine glass

God I fucking hate lower class people
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>wew lad
*unzips dick*

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do anons use toys
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I use my hand and images of cute girl feet
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>>34184328
I had a soloflesh like 5 years ago, loved it and would buy another but they stopped making them, so now no I don't, just hand
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>>34184357
oh, totally forgot I had a video of me using it 2 years ago.

http://www.xvideos.com/video10029612/fucking_a_soloflesh_in_the_tub_

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>tfw severely reduced libido

Anyone else know this feel? Is this the final nail in the chances of having a gf coffin?
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>>34184237
No, but I am thinking of mega dosing on propecia so that I can destroy my urge to fap. Being a 27 khv is taking its toll on me.
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>>34184237
>faps 6 times a day
>complains about libido

It's not like you don't do this to yourself.

>never touched a woman
>complains about libido

Libido will come my friend, at the touch of a real woman
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>>34184237
Idc about >tfw no gf, 'cause I'm a faggot. But my low-libido certainly is a bit of a drag, it's been this way for well over a year now. I used to be such a horny little beaver, too.

I blame depression, drugs, post-concussive syndrome etc.

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