>TFW fell for the /r9k/ and /pol/ NEET meme and now I'm 21 years old with no job experience, no skills, no friends, no education, simply no future
The kicker is, the best part is, that i didn't even make any use of my abundant freetime in these few years. While I didn't work i could have at least done something useful like gotten proficient at a sport, learned programming, read many books or at least learned some basic skills using youtube videos and the vast collection of on-line tutorials. For goodness sakes' I couldn't even invest in the crypto boom due to having no money.
The "NEET meme" was the worst meme of my life. l have a suspicion that the "smug neet pepe" pictures and the entire existence of the "neet master-race lifestyle" memes were simply created by Jews, or wagecucks to create less competition for themselves. By shilling the NEET meme so hard on internet forums and glorifying laziness they have effectively reduced the amount of competition for the esteemed positions that they hold.
kys faggot neet
how long have you been a neet?
origig
21? Bwhaha I'm fucking god damned 30 years old. I didn't even attempt college until I was 24. I did great! All A's! Then anxiety fucked me over and I don't respond well to meds.
If you don't suffer from anxiety stop being a faghat and learn something useful that you've always wanted to. Stop reading 4chan and go do it. There's probably a tutorial on youtube or some shit.
Why does this fucker have so many fangirls? He's fat, short and beta compared to his chad brother
>>38950178
He's funny
And orignal
>>38950178
I never played undertale but he has a nice smile, maybe that's why?
I guess it's because he is seen more is is more relatable. But Ancient Paper also has fangirls.
WOY YO YO YO YO YO YO YO
I haven't smoked weed in so long.
it's just been raw reality for the longest time.
I don't know how I keep going.
>>38950163
THIS IS THE CURSE OF THE MUMMY HAHAA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=edCYyc-Dvno
>>38950163
FI BE A KILLA JUST LIKE RODNEY PRICE
AWL MI LIFE
>tfw no bf
How do I escape this feel?
you kys for being a faggot
>>38950139
just go up to a cute boy and ask to see his pines wienus and suck on it XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXDDDDDDDDDDDDD
>>38950160
No i'm not a lesbian
>>38950203
lol!!!!!!!!!
who here /shelteredchildhood/
>>38950106
you called?
I had some hope but then regressed back to my old ways after failing college.
>>38950116
what are your old ways?
Meeee it's all about meeee
Everything revolves around meeee
I am the center of the universe
I am the mountain
The wind and the five seasons
>Hey anon gimme a kiss now
wat do
>>38950077
Is it mine? If so, yeah, sure.
hell yeah I love cum swapping
>drooltard.jpg
*unzips the ol' dickk*
>anon daydreams about being in some tragic accident where everyone thought he died and misses him, but in actuality he didn't die, and comes back to the admiration of everyone
>anon dreams about becoming a businessman with tons of money and wealth, so that everyone is scared to cross him
>anon dreams about being wealthy and getting a pure gf who doesn't know about his vast fortune until she's already in love with him, the money only greatly surprising her and solidifying the relationship
>anon dreams about being in a squadron of super powered warriors on mars defending the earth from incoming enemy attacks
oof, that list one hits way too hard.
>anon dreams about making friends with a cute girl in class then they start dating and she moves into his room and they live together
>anon is Gengar and uses dream eater
>mfw ex communicated only friend because he was having a better life than me
who else /onthevergeoffuckinginsanity/ here?
>>38949960
I don't understand your greentext?
>>38950905
>friend makes a life for himself
>has other friends and more to do
>He's the only person I have to talk to
>I get really bitter because I care more about his company than he does about mine
>block him on all fronts
>vow to never talk to him again
>>38949960
Just samefagging to bump this before it dies
Anyone else think /b/ is horrible these days?
>horrible
>these days
>>38949948
/b/ was always shit but when we were younger it was so new and filled with energy. Every time I went on it it felt like I was being injected with some drug. What a fucking rush.
Now maybe it has the same effect on the new newfags. I just grew out of it. I've noticed that it has a lot more porn and furry threads though.
>>38949948
/pol/ is the new /b/ these days.
Is determinism more plausable than free will?
Considering our thoughts are controlled by neurochemistry, and as with all chemistry it follows a certain set of rules, isn't free will impossible?
What am i missing here?
>>38949868
You can make choices but you're limited in what you can do and what you're brain will actually think up
My chemistry is determining that I should call you a fag
>>38949904
Is that free will?
Have you ever put one of your hanging nuts into your asshole. My balls hang low enough that I could do it. I've been compelled to a few times but never tried
>>38949835
>I've been compelled to a few times but never tried
You're missing out on one of life's greatest pleasures.
>>38949922
I had a feeling that was the case
wat the fucc
I was just feeling bad because I realize my e-bf literally emotionally abused me, what did I expect, it's all my fault anyway
>>38949802
Do you have BPD? I have it also I can relate to you anon. How do yo know he abused you, maybe you're splitting? Tell the story friend
>>38949828
Thanks anon but it's my fault and we never met irl. We were never met. We cut ties obviously. Pic not related I'm just generating emotional baggage over nothing
Go on, please. Explain.
What would elliot Rodger's life have been like if he transitioned?
>>38949753
Probably the same fucking loser just with an inverted cock
it would have saved him.
being baptized in a well hung black man's cum is what all white/asian boys deep down know will save them
>>38949753
Honestly, I've always been a little stunned that some alpha faggot didn't turn ER into his woman. I mean for fucks' sake, "he" lived in California, and he looked pretty damn feminine already.
>jacked off to fag shit again
>>38949750
link it my dude wanna see your taste
>>38949750
I've stopped stopping myself.
I've just embraced it, I'm closet bisexual.
honestly it really helps me cope with being a loser, I can't get a gf so it's only natural I should be pounded mercilessly.
I know that feel bro. Why do I fap to it then feel sick?
What causes women to get hard nipples?
I really like hard nipples.
>>38949740
Arousal. So don't count on it happening when you're around.
Hardest ever-
Fear and cold weather, this makes them so hard that the sensation is incredibly painful, as if the nipple is being pinched mercilessly by an unseen hand.
>>38949774
found the weirdo