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What headphones do you guys use? Post some music you like too if you feel like it.
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>>34186962
Some cheap Remax headphones. They sound surprisingly great.
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>>34186962
audio technica ath-m50x

nips know how to make good fucking headphones. had these babies for two years now, haven't had to change a single component and I use it everywhere and throw it around
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Used HD598s for about 6 years. Just bought DT 1990 pros

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Do you have trouble eating in front of strangers?
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no i don't have autism
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>>34186938
I used to, when I was in my teens. I used to be too shy around strangers in general.
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I used to. I skipped lunch at school because I thought it was weird to eat in front of everyone else. I'm not retarded anymore though so I don't care.

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Pol thinks we all should have kids for the white race

Why is /pol/ so cucked ?
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My slut sister already is raising a kid alone (kek) I feel like that's enough for my bloodline.
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>>34186827
Yet people who don't have kids by 40 almost all seem to regret it.

Also, I love the photo of the couple lounging on some tropical beach as if most of those child free fags can even afford a vacation. Most of the child free people that I know are maxed out on credit cards and can barely afford a night at the bar, let alone a vacation or a child.
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>>34186926
Kek what age is she ?

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Rock Stars are cool.
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>>34186806
Ian. Stop Bowie posting, haven't you learned anything?

Listening to Moonage Daydream rn
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>>34186839
Not just Bowie. All of 'em. The whole lot. They can make a twink body look sexy to women (female)
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You know what kind of confidence it takes to pull this kind of shit off?

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How's it going lads?
Shit's tough,never thought life would turn out like this.
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Not going great today my friend.
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I'm about to hit 25 in a few days. Still feeling young and hopeful.
What's the deal at 25, i've heard it changes you.
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>>34186804
i am 23 khhv.. any tips for me ?

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Normie here. How are you still a virgin when girls are such massive sluts these days?
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Contrary to what it looks like on social media, there's increasingly more men and women in society who are not having sex at all, if at all, until much later in life. We're going Japan mode.
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80/20 rule

next question please
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>even massive sluts are disgusted by you

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Drugs you tried and how you would rate them.

MDMA: great, I'm not even depressed the days after.

LSD: don't like it, the trip is too long and I can't think in full sentences, annoying as shit.

DMT: not cheap but I like how the trip is over after 10 mins and the ideas I get from it are cool.

Weed: doing it sometimes is nice, but more than once a week kills it for me.
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>>34186800
>Weed
Did it for 3 years straight, now just every other month. Nice for gaming or chilling on the couch.

>MDMA
Took it 3 or 4 times, danced like an idiot for hours. Once I overdosed (6 pieces of xtc) and got cool visual and acustic halucinations. Felt high for 3 days.

>MMC (bath salt)
Highest high I ever had. So much energy and love. Talked shit for 4 hours, the coming down was heavy tough. Very addictive.

>Shrooms
Didn't feel anything at all.

>Cough juice
Sat in the car and wasn't able to drive because everything around me wobbled like pudding. Looked like a zombie.

>Pain killers
It was hard to climb stairs. Then I masturbated and after orgasm, nothing came out of me. Good contraceptive.
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>>34186920
Gaming on weed is so cool. A few days ago, I played Bf1 while being high and the game felt so real, it was unbelievable.
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>>34186800
>Weed
Underwhelming desu. Made me feel like an actual human being but it also really fucking hurts to smoke so I haven't done it since

>Painkillers
Feels really fucking good. The only downside is that you have to up the dose every time you use it to get that same feeling, even after months of abstinence. I try not to use these because it could easily ruin my life.

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>that qt who sits infront of you who is the only reason why you still go to school
>was about to stay home from school today
>go anyways cus of qt
>she is not in school today
God i want her to be mine..
she tried to make small talk with me, but im too autistic.
do girls only talk to you if they like you?
she wears a choker and is a 10/10 in my eyes. she seems shy aswell. perfect.
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>tfw oneitis doesn't know you

Jokes aside, what's the problem? Do you actually have autism, or are you just a social retard?

>>34186689
>do girls only talk to you if they like you?

No they don't, not every girl is a whore. Some girls are very nice even if you're ugly. And some ugly guys end up with pretty girlfriends. But you will never experience any of this if you keep being a social retard.

If you aren't even able to talk to other guys of your age, of course you won't be able to talk to QT 3.14s.

Stop caring about what other people think, but this doesn't mean you should sperg out and tell people you do nothing but watch anime all day. Find some normie hobbies to talk about, like going to the gym, watching movies, listening to music (no korean trash or MLP remixes), i don't know. You need to get some friends.

Focus on reaching goals and improving your life, you will feel confident and better. Once you will feel like you have nothing to be ashamed of, you will be able to get that QT 3.14 3D Waifu (if she hasn't already found a Chad to fuck. In that case, just move on and try other girls.)

Of course this doesn't mean you should stop being a robot. I'm half normie and half robot, a cyborg. I'm kind of like a normie with some autistic hobbies. Just keep those autistic hobbies and weird fetishes to yourself and everything will go fine.
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>>34186815
i'm 6'4, i lift, i dont watch anime, i have a big dick. how can i still be spergy?
dont have autism but im a social retard.

she told me about how she got her phone fixed n shit.. does she love me?
she doesnt talk to anyone else.

wish she would stop talking to me so these feels would stop
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>>34186860
>wish she would stop talking to me so these feels would stop

This is unhealthy, man. You should be happy a girl talked to you, she probably likes you since you're 6'4 and fit.
I wish i was like you, i'm 5'9 with scoliosis and can't even lift except for arms. You have the advantage of having a healthy body, all you need to do is stop being a social retard.
To do this you need to try talking to people. 5 years ago i was like you, autistic and couldn't talk to people. Eventually i improved myself to the point of talking normally and not look autistic.

Of course you will have trouble, you will be embarassed and some people will mock you behind your back (since you're buff and can fuck them up. Do some arm wrestling in the class to let them know this).
However nothing of this matters. Someone that is learning to drive is not ashamed about his lack of skills. The same goes for you. You aren't trying to become friends with these people, you're just trying to become better and improve your life.
And just accept you're not getting that girl any time soon considering your conditions. Don't worry, she's not even special and there will be tons of girls to choose when you aren't a social retard anymore. However you won't be able to do experience any of this if you don't try changing yourself. So stop bitching on 4chan and try improving your life.

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Why is this board obsessed with Elsa Jean?

Yes she's a qt 3.14, but i guess there's another reason?
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Why, it is due to this wench having been b l a c k e d
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Wow that's literally the first time I've seen her here, and I've been here for 3 years

Maybe it's just you?
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>>34186680
There's something symbolic about her but she was actually crafted as such. Do the math. There's a pinch of subtlety going on here.

Why do men want virgin girlfriends? I just saw this video and can't believe I could have bought a house and paid for school thanks to stupid guys around the world who somehow think I'm worthless now. Video related.
>https://youtu.be/AsJyRFiruwo
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>>34186615
>I just saw this video and can't believe I could have bought a house and paid for school thanks to stupid guys around the world who somehow think I'm worthless now
Stay mad, roastie. That's what you get for wanting a chad.
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I personally would never want a virgin but a lot of guys see women as material things that are meant for sex and not much else. The idea of another man having already had sex with a woman makes her "used" goods and therefor worthless in their eyes. You can kinda liken the notion to buying used underwear.
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>>34186664
It's not just that, some of it comes from an intense fear that they won't measure up to any previous experience.

ESPECIALLY if they aren't experienced themselves.

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So robots... Let me run this down for you.

>Trump is gearing up for war with China (apparently)
>Chinas stock market is falling
>Israel has just bombed Tehran
>Trump inauguration risk of protests and/or assassination

What are your plans for when shit properly hits the fan?
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>implying all robots are americans
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>>34186755
I'm not American myself, the implications are massive. This shit could lead to WW3.

I myself am raiding tescos and going to a WW2 bunker out in the sticks I know of
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Source on Israel bombing Tehran?

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help
im a fembot and idk how to wear makeup and i hate wearing dresses and anything that's not leggings and a t shirt but i am hit on a lot and called beautiful by strangers so i know i have potential so what do i do??
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>im a fembot

that seems doubtful
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>>34186594
If you're attractive you don't need that shit. Literally no straight man thinks to himself "man that girl is cute but if she just wore a dress hnnnng". Just keep yourself clean and in shape.
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Potential for what? What exactly are you asking?

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Top of the morning, wageslave! Today is a very special day, both historically for our nation and for wagies. Because today clearly separates the upper and lower wagie classes.

Lower class wageslaves don't get a day off. They'll still be flipping burgers, manning cash registers, and cleaning bathrooms today. Lower class wagies are the true bottom of the barrel, far below the NEET. Lower class wagies have nothing but hatred for the NEET, since they are forced to work for the same standard of living that the NEET achieves for free.

Us upper class wagies are enjoying a day off. If you have today off, you're probably not a lower class wagie! In fact, as an employee of the federal government, I don't have to go back to work until Thursday! I think I've worked maybe 2 weeks since the start of December. When I'm there, I have about an hour of work to do before I can chill, browse the internet, and bullshit with my fellow feds. And the government rewards me with $2700 of YOUR TAX DOLLARS every two weeks for my sacrifice for this great nation.

What are my fellow upper class wagies doing today? I'm thinking of heading to a local tea boutique to stock up on fine loose leaf teas. While I'm sipping on that, I am going to review my investment portfolio. I am looking at potentially purchasing some shares of Stella-Jones Inc, and considering how to structure my portfolio for the upcoming political turmoil.

I'd like to prepare a nice dinner tonight. Maybe chicken thighs over a bed of potatoes and carrots. Maybe play a bit of Overwatch after. And then finish out the night by pounding my thick Italian girl's ass into oblivion.
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Wagie threads have really lost their popularity, huh.
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I want to fuck a NEET while they call me degrading terms for being a wagie.

What is YOUR ambition in life, NEET? What keeps the shotgun in the closet?
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Former NEETcuck, currently a wagebro. So glad I escaped the hiki hell. I hope you can too, OP.

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Need fembots to record some simple short lines, I can pay as much as $5 for a single line.
Nothing sexual/dirty, only casual lines.

American accents only

If you're interested my skype is foi948, snapchat: foi948, kik: DieFlutKommt
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>>34186534
can you give an example first?
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>>34186550
nothing that is uncomfortable, what you would say normally throughout the day
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>>34186534
I might be able to help you with this.
How would payment be received, over paypal?

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When did you realize you were abnormal or set out from the pack? This is a photo of me taken by my mother, I am 20 years old. I don't belong.
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When I was getting constantly bullied in 6th grade.
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I realized pretty late. Think I was probably the last person to notice. But what's with all the foil?
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>>34186522
I covered my walls in foil to help me sleep at night and help with light pollution

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