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How viable are toupees nowadays?

it feels bad, but at least now you can become a neo-nazi and get some friends

I'm balding and 25 but still in school. None of the girls seem to mind at all. They are ~20-24.

It's not a big deal, man.

If you accumulate all the pain he ever feels then yes.

How can you say you're suffering if you're so comfortable and lazy that you can't bring yourself to lose weight and go to the gym

>>34188961
no.
i dont even know what would be considered bothersome or an inconvenience for this guy.

Sit down and piss, problem solved

Pull back your foreskin, you damn idiot. And clean up after yourself.

>>34188945
Just sit and piss like the tiny dicked bitch you are.

Or lose weight, its not that hard.

INTP here.

I can't. I'm too far out in space to care.

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>>34188898

>tfw every time I take those tests I get INTJ
>tfw no matter how hard I try, I'm in the "nothing personnel" category

Just kill me tbqh.

ENTP mustardrace

HEY BACCHUS
SHE HATES ME

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>>34188869
>tfw green man

I'm glad this talent-less Chad is dead

>>34188862
We at least there is 2 of us on this board.

t.23yo virgin

Why do shitposts always have to illicit a reply from me?

>>34188862
>>34188868
I am obviously the 3rd and last actual virgin on this board.

>>34188797
>Any fembots find this attractive?
Are you insane?

>>34188845
there are lots of freaks in this world. freaks deserve each other.

hope you find your suicidally masochistic girlfriend op

>>34188895
I've had a few from r9k and I had them cut my initials into their body. Feels good man.

>>34188796
I'm not very happy, but me and my parents are making me look for a college so I don't become a NEET>

I've thought a lot of robots just need small things to help improve their self esteem and feel like they're making progress towards something.

I've had a thread general back in the idea of my head where robots get together and do homework together from basic stuff up until as high as we can go to better ourselves.

I don't know how people would respond to that though unless i customly made homework sheets that are based on memes.

>>34188796
I literally don't know how to be happy without some sort of actual stimulation like a game or something. I can't feel like any compliment is genuine, any time I feel good about myself for any reason I just think of the multitude of fuckups so I don't get a bi head and have it crash around me.

Because they're unintelligent. Because they're horrible people.
They're NOT people. They're fucking animals and should be treated as such.

>>34188751
do meth. your life will have purpose.

and i guarantee you, you will get laid.

Youre the good option?

>>34188747
Well start dressing like a girl irl. Then at least you're feminine irl and it probably wont bother you as much. I know the feels though. I wish I was a girl and getting guys off in ERP is really hot.

>>34188793
Even if I dress like a girl and be feminine, I'll still be a man. I've tried it before, and I can pull it off, but it feels wrong. Like I am trying to fool myself.

If you really want to be a women you could try transitioning. I don't know if that's what you really want to do though. Could just not look into the mirror and its not wrong plenty of people have weird kinks some a lot worse than you.

I feel much the same. I was never quite that poor but I grew up in a maisonette riddled with damp on a council estate so that should give you some idea.

>>34188732
>Poor
>Has computer
>Knows about 4 chan
How poor are you exactly?

>>34188768
It is quite interesting to grow up in a 'rich' country but live the life of someone from the third world. Get the worst of both worlds i suppose.

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>Got your breakfast ready so get yourself up for work
>work

not very happy man

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>>34188682
You are such a handsome Chad darling...you are a WINNER !!

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>>34188682
I am the envy of the neighborhood...thanks Chad!! you are the MAN !!
I will think about you sometimes. When I'm cumming on the hulks huge Cock and thinking how big a difference it is !!

>>34188672
Are you black? Need the deets

>>34188672
I'm not sure about that myself, I usually just say: "keep the form, but cut it a bit shorter"

I actually have no idea what a normal haircut would be or how other people ask for one

>>34188672

it's all about the numbers anon. you will mumble like an insecure moron if you don't know the numbers of the clippers you need. great clips employees are only capable of understanding the numbers.

>>34188668
at a certain point you become "white" while still being physically black and I think you surpassed that point a very long time ago

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>>34188668
I actually don't care if you're black, not all of us are knee jerk racists anon. If anything blackbird have it worse because of ultra masculine/alpha black culture. If you're not that you're completely fucked and shit on by the rest of your race.

If you try to adopt "white" culture you get ostracized and called an Incle Tom. Shit sucks man.

Lurking with my /devilish/ ways.

416 checking in
Came back here for school a week ago and already bored out of my mind

416 checking in. Toronto. At university.

Put a gun in my mouth. I just increased dose on Anti-dep meds so the side-effects were hitting me pretty hard. Missed class all of last week cause I spent the entire week lying in bed, watching buffy the vampire slayer and playing Pokemon. Today is the first time all week I left my room and ate something besides cup noodles. And let me tell you, it sucks 18 dicks in a row. The sunlight is burning my eyes, social immersion is crippling, and I'm knee-deep in work.

604 represent. I fucking hate my neighbourhood, it's at the cross section of being poor enough to have to deal with heroin junkies frequently, but trendy enough to where hipster fucks are a common sight.
Cheap rent where I'm at, though.