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Video or TExt, right now robots, tags, r9k or robot9001.
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bump
this comment is roeireiegnio
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>>34191163
im on but not showing face :[
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>>34191163
fuck u anon that wants to "roam around for a bit"
YOULL NEVER FIND ANYONE BETTER THAN ME
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Why dont we just arrange marriages between fembots and robots?
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>>34191027
I'm crazy and a lot of robots are crazier than me and that honestly scares me.
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>>34191027
Because there are at least 20 robots for every fembot. Maybe more.
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>>34191027
>"""fembots"""
They're all ugly, or men, though.
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>TFW mummy no longer lets you drink her boobie milk
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>>34190936
umm, that's supposed to stop when you're like a baby....wtf
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>>34190984
>Not getting to drink sweet mummy milk
>Not enjoying close bonding with mummy
>Seeing breastfeeding as for babies only
Fucking depraved normie
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I prefer my daddys milk desu familam
>been taking xanax for anxiety
>take half a bar right before class on 2pm Friday
>next thing I know it's Sunday morning
>can barely remember the last few days
>all i can recall is smoking, drinking, doing coke, and shoplifting
>brain feels fried as fuck
>constantly get this horrible feeling of dread and agony in my head/body
>weird taste in my mouth
>god awful anxiety
>spent or lost most of my money somehow
>lost my debit card
>shoes and phone are entirely ruined from apparently crashing a golf cart into a lake
>took me an entire 3.5 hours to read like 60 pages, 2 of those hours were on just the last 20 pages
>constantly worried im going to have a seizure or something
At least I got to experience freedom from anxiety for a while.
Where my fellow druggie anons at?
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all that from half a pill? what's a " bar"?
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>>34190926
a bar is a whole xanax. Comes in a bar, usually take half if doing it for the first time
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>>34190926
A bar of Xanax is 2mg of Alprazolam
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>spergs overanalise and overthink normie behaviour patterns to find out what's wrong with them and why they can't get a gf
>normies actually don't have to think about anything at all to get laid, it happens because they are a part of social groups that they got accepted to during early childhood
You are a virgin because you're a different specie from normies, stop trying to imitate them, it's not in your nature to act like an animal.
Your only choice is to become a beta provider, if you can't be one then you're gonna die alone in misery.
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>>34190840
That's the most autistic post I've ever read
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>>34190934
Then why did you respond to it you autist
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>>34190840
I get it!
You're saying I have to go back to school in order to find a peer group in which I'll be accepted into!
Well, I'm 32 now but I'm not going to let that stop me!
FIRST GRADE HERE I COME!I laughed, OP, but seriously, fucking die.
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What's your cup size?
Would you prefer having smaller or bigger breasts based on their respective benefits/consequences?
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>>34190828
>B
Sometimes I wish they were bigger but not by a lot I think C cups would be ideal.
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>>34190888
>>34190828
Girls
GET
THE
FUCK
OUT
You have your own girl places to talk about this shit. GTFO
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>>34190828
>B too
C would be nice but b is good since it doesn't hurt when you run lol
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>tfw /nonempathetic/
>tfw still acoustic
>tfw you will never be a normie
Who else /nonempathetic/ here?
https://psychology-tools.com/empathy-quotient/
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I swear I'm not autistic
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welp
your comment was not original
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I thought I was doing ok in that, was expecting 40+
>woke up at 10:30 today
>watched Star Trek: TNG till 1:30
>just took a shower
>my breakfast is going to be a chocolate bar
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>Woke up 6pm
>Still in bed at 7pm
>Will watch lotr while eating chilli for breakfast
>Big plans for a bath later at midnight
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>Woke up at 11:30 GMT
>Been playing Crusader Kings 2 since then
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>>34191122
Good choice. Might re-download ck tonight after my bath
Are buzz cuts a meme?
Enlighten me about buzz cuts, whether they be good or bad. I want to know if I should go through with this.
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>>34190710
If you're seriously balding yes, if not no, it's shit and you need a strong square jaw to look decent with it.
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Had mop hair a couple days ago then buzzed it. It's comfy, and easy to wash. Do recommend.
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>>34190710
No they're the official haircut of /r9k/ aside from long hair. When I get tired of having long hair I grab the trimmer and cut that shit off
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How can I make my internet (wi-fi) connection go extremely slow to the point of being almost unusable when im not in the house.
I pay half of the internet bill but use it 4 hours max per day cuz im moving some stuff to a new dept, while my roastie sister uses it like 10 hours a day, doesnt pay a single, etc etc. Obviously my mom wont see this and will still complain that I am the one that uses its the most, and therefore must pay half of it (even tho i stopped being a full blown NEET a year ago) while my sister not only steals my food, soap, toothpaste etc etc, but makes the internet go extremely slow cuz all she does is watch youtube videos all the day like the fat roastie piece of shit she is.
Should I just download like 7 movies when im not here, cancel them when im here and try to use what I can or is there like a software or something for this kind of spiteful shit?
>inb4 kill her, rape her or anything like that
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shameless and original self bump
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is this bump oregano enough?
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Seed popular torrents should do it
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>tfw can't get attracted to real women anymore
I've achieved freedom my fellow robots.
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Teach me your ways!
hh
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I can't even get attracted to pictures of 2D women if they don't have huge cocks coming out of them or are pleasuring women with huge cocks coming out of them.
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>>34190661
Excessive porn usage. Not even kidding. NoFappers warn you about going falling deep into the rabbit hole of sexual degeneracy, but that's exactly what you have to accomplish here. Warp your mind by watching a lot of porn so that it is only aroused at the thought of most depraved and degenerate of sexual material. Rape/incest hentai, fecal matter, animals, whatever.
>Late at night somewhere in the woods
>See this
Wat do?
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*cross my arms and raise the people's eyebrow*
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>>34190619
Untie her and get her to safety.
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>>34190619
put a bag over her head then start fucking her
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>so what kind of music do you like, anon?
>uh a little bit of everything, heh
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as with all of my dearest passions, i refuse to talk about them
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actually, a true lover of the fine art of music does listen to a little bit of everything.
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>tfw music pleb
>don't even know what to listen to afraid to reveal taste because I might like stuff that's actually just pure shit that I couldn't tell because of my no taste
>Suck my cock, you weak little faggot.
What do you do?
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>>34190568
Shoot the mutant.
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>>34190568
Maybe the one on the right
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>>34190582
>implying your pathetic guns will help you
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What drives a man to subject himself to this kind of humiliation?
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>>34190563
His dick
a
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>>34190563
How much do they pay the 'cucks' in these
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>>34190563
This was really hot sauce???