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> That guy who is genuinely interested in people and asks too many questions

I am that guy.

>>34191668
>genuinely interested into others
> asks qeustions
normie reeeeee

>that guy who is convinced he's hilarious and tells bad jokes every time

I am that guy.

You have awful taste in men too.

>>34191566
That sucks I know how you feel I'm male but I wasted my youth too and I couldn't careless about a relationship at this point in my life.

>>34191585
Asian men are god tier sorry anon.

>>34191467
Youtube videos and books, but you'll need some cheap land or a cheap lot first, and of course you will probably need that land close to a job, which may increase the cost of that land.

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>see one of those tidy and clever, cozy microhouses
>benis hard as fucc
>200k dollareedoos
>mfw

>>34191528
This. Also, look into either making it entirely out of earthbags or for your foundation.

In 10 years, most newer houses will be made almost completely out of concrete as we start to 3d print them.

>>34191449
>ugly dyke
>stealing my bf
lmao she probably has a dick

>>34191518
>knocks you out and steals your boyfriend

>>34191555
>teleports behind you
>unsheathes dubs

I can tell you from experience that these kind of relationships end the very moment you meet (more often than not).
Done this in the past at a few times, and the moment you meet it gets awkward as fuck, and shit goes tits up.
I hope this isn't the case with you.

>>34191447
>normiebook
>adblock instead of ublock
>chrome
>only 3 tabs open

Why do I feel like I'd hate you?

>>34191567
>normiebook
yes, I'm sorry, I have an account. People that don't are perceived as weird. I was on it to sort out some drama with my ex-oneitis.
>adblock
What's the fucking difference? adblock is adblock
>chrome
I use opera browser too, if that makes it better. Chrome is admittedly my go to but with 16GB of RAM I shouldn't have many problems.
>tabs
I like to keep my tabs to a limited number. less confusion

A watch. It was a birthday gift for myself. It was the only gift I received.

>>34191422
Just got a Geforce GTX 1070 in the mail today. I'm not sure what games I should try it out on first.

>not just mounting it
it takes a half-hour OP what's wrong with you

Kekkeism?

The religion of Grimes.

Fuck it trips or dubs decides the name.

>>34191391

So now we're partners and she's actively talking to me about the project and I'm too, and FUCK this is the situation I was avoiding, because I'm autismo and everything inside me is screaming to run, to tell her I'll do it alone or something like that.

But no, apparently now we're partners and she's voluntarily into it.

How is she fucking with me (not literally)? I just CAN NOT come to terms with this, this is like some altrnate reality event. She isn't trying to sabotage the project or anything, she seems genuinely interested in it.

>>34191391
Too many words, Not enough Greentext New friend

Didnotread/10

>>34191391
Just want to clarify, I'm NOT a fag. aka not gay. And she's not a SJW warrior or anything like that, or a special snowflake, she's pretty normal but a little autismo.

She's still talking about Chad.

>>34191380
Why are you concerned?

Robots can't be nice guys. Ever. They are too retarded. So she won't ever settle settle for you.

It's not your problem you wasteman.

>>34191380
said no girl ever. they want to settle down with the bad boy

>>34191277
>What the fuck happened to him?

He got JUSTed

It's funny that you chose a pic of his young self where he looks like he always does now.

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>50k in alimony

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UmGv5rJfUGw

>>34191266
What kind of training?

cool at what level are your pokemans

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>>34192123

Pfffft.

Dont even worry about what kind of training he's doing.

And he's not the only one.

You fucking normie wagecucks won't even know what fuckin hit you.

Now what do you think about THAT. My bouncing bonnie lads?

No. Torrenting is never okay. If you can't afford something then you shouldn't have it. I can't buy a yacht so you don't see me googling ways to steal one.

>>34191260
>Is it okay to torrent books for college?
If you are asking it maybe you know the answer already.
Philosopher Kant would say that it is wrong.

Yes it is.

Fuck them for charging hundreds for a fucking BOOK! And then, to prevent you from buying used books they put out a newer edition every year or two so you can't even buy a cheap used one.

Now these fuxkers have a new scam, where they include an online service where you can do quizzes and shit, and the access code alone sells for $120, whereas if you bought the access code + book is $ 130. Really makes you think

>>34191233
WHY DON'T YOU GIVE ME YOUS I WILL FUCKING KILL EVERY ROASTIE THAT I MET

You're a very pathetic human being.

-L

>>34191780
I WILL TAKE MY DIGNITY BACK JUST WAIT FOR IT

Probably because I'm repulsive. I'm ugly, a manlet, and autistic. I'm a virgin with zero experience with women. All of my interests are autistic.

I did. One was a self harming incest victim and the other a schizophrenic who stole my money. Strange thing though, after leaving me they found Chad`s and are now stable and happy.

i can only be me, if the person doesn't accept me, i don't have time to keep shuffling through the millions and billions of bodies to try to find someone who can finally like me for me.

if i have to die alone, then that's a tragedy, but so be it, it's no easier to control than it is mounting a wild horse to ride.

>>34191202
Never have I seen a server this comfy before.

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Thank you for introducing me to this comfy server! :)

What makes it so comfy