Does anybody else's parents interrupt every single fap session they have
They literally never stop every single fap session they're walking by or they're knocking on my door or they're trying to talk to me
FUCK OFF
At least they fucking knock my mom just barges in. My dad knocks as he opens the door. Then there's the fact that I'm never alone at home so I never have a quiet, empty home to fap in peace. Just when I thought they all walked out the door, here my sister and her son are. As soon as my sister and her son are out the door, my parents are back. On the off chance they're all gone, my brother, his gf and their daughter come from the other side of the city (half hour drive) for no fucking reason other than to sit around the house. Good lord, the only time I'm alone is when I'm in the car and you can't really jack your dick while you're driving.
>>34193154
Same my dad just barges in and he walks by farting and burping and shaking the whole house while walking and slamming doors
Even if you got a gf you wouldn't get to bring her over to enjoy. If she was online you couldn't fap to her on cam either.
Youre fucked.
>when the cameraman starts starts saying shit in the middle of the scene
>when the cameraman takes great pains to avoid filming that throbbing man-taint
>>34193054
>When they show the guy and he looks like a disgusting homeless bum.
Sometimes I've actually had to turn porn off because of this
>Too much moaning (obviously fake)
>Too little moaning (can't get into it)
>Doesn't have a story.
As strange as it sounds, if there is no story, no matter how fake it is, I can't get into it at all anymore. Like just watching dick go into pussy with no story is like going in dry.
>Too much story, 10 minutes of story for 5 minutes of action.
I guess the middle road is good
>When the guy doesn't finish
>When she says to "Cum in her mouth" and he cums all over her face
REEEEEEEEEE
>When my name jeff
Does /r9k/ have role models?
Mine is Alpha M. I watch his videos religiously to improve my life and help me get my first gf. Also he is a genuinely nice guy and really has a passion for helping men out and actually cares about us.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UUpkukcA08k
He seems like a pretty cool guy, that video is /fa/ as fuck as well.
I don't really have any role models like you do but I often emulate fictional characters that I think are cool.
I'll check his channel out on break. Cheers.
>>34193227
I know this sounds kind of stupid, but Donald Trump is my role model. He's successful, alpha, bangs hot bitches and doesnt give a fuck what beta cucks think of him. The perfect man that everyone should aspire to be.
anyone else feel like theyve outgrown 4chan? inb4 normie.
>>34193020
oh my look at how youve grown! *pinches ur cheeks*
you can't really outgrow 4chan if you truly understand it
there is only more and more understanding and deeper and deeper manipulations
perhaps you are limited by your intellectual?
more like devolved into yet another little normie animal pseudohuman
Rare Wojack feels thread
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>>34193057
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>>34193077
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Do breakups really hurt that much or are normies just lying?
If you are a Chad no, if you are a beta fuck like me they are devastating.
I can't imagine what's real life break up like, being an emotionally bipolar schizoid like me I was completely fucked up even from internet meme gfs who were most likely old guys.
>>34193002
From an outside POV you'll say "Well, I guess they just weren't meant to be"
But being there in it you tell yourself as much as you can that it 100% WAS meant to be. It's definitely horrible.
Christianity is the ultimate redpill
Little femboys get their boipussy trained long before they become magnificent adults.
Women get dominated and trained into obedient housewives again.
Kids get scolded in young years and learn respect and morals.
Sinners get punished with the rod.
Nonbelievers get purged and retrained.
Slavery becomes legal again.
Retarded third world countries get a meaning and turn into beautiful modern colonies with high technology.
God provides a sense to live for everyone.
Going to church every sunday improves the social bonds.
Beta males have good chances to get a fine women by going to church.
You can rape and they still have to bear your kids, because abortion comes with penalties.
Filthy muslims get shaved and the jewish community will be disbanded so they can't control us anymore.
Water gets purified.
3rd world should be left alone. They are too dependent on the white man
How 2 get Christian gf. I go to church every Sunday and cry as the passion of Christ fills the room. That alone is reward enough for me, but I eventually would like to start a family.
>>34193160
>3rd world should be left alone
Bullshit, USA was also third world before the came and purged the natives. See what happened to all the colonies that we left alone. The became corrupt nigger states that are flooded with AIDS and poorness. They don't even have light and pure water.
Just started to take Lexapro (escitalopram) to try and cope with depression and my panic attacks after the doctor recommended it to me. Did I fall for the meme robots?
>>34192946
is this the first medication he put you through? i hear the common thing is to start with other antidepressants like zoloft or prozac. i myself am in zoloft
Yeah it's my first time getting prescribed meds for my depression. How long have you been on them anon? Any results?
>>34194265
ive been in several antidepressants lamentably
i spent like 5 months on prozac, then a year and a half on effexor, six months on cymbalta, back to prozac for a year and ive been on zoloft for a week now. i guess i have treatment resistant depression
ITT: future robot stories, how to tell if a kid is on the path to robothood
>be me
>17 years old, election season (I am 18 now, inb4 underage b&)
>school hosting a mock debate, am in charge of debate club so I get picked to be Trump
>one of the moderators is a large freshman, probably autistic or has some sort of developmental disability, they just had him push the button for the buzzer
>become friends with the kid over the week or so that we prepared for the debate
>could never get my name right, always mixed me up with our camera guy (also a senior, tall and skinny w similar hair and slav face so I guess we look the same to him)
>so he just called me Trump or Mr. President
>he'd see me walking through the halls, face would immediately light up with a smile
>would always say "you're awesome Mr. President" or "hey you're awesome" or some variation
>saw him starting to be more social, high fiving everyone, sitting at a table w popular freshmen girls at lunch (they lowkey made fun of him but still)
>started coming to debate club, even participating in discussion, although he'd stutter and stumble and apologize that he "can't talk right"
>could tell that even if he didn't fully understand, he was an intelligent and passionate conservative. On days that I proctored, I'd always give him the point when he rekt some SJW
>made friends with everyone, even the most socialist feminists on debate liked him, it seemed despite his inability to ever be normal he was doing fine
>laughing and joking in school, even made memes on his ipad and showed people proudly
Will continue below bc comment too long
>>34192940
>how to tell if a kid is on the path to robothood
My friends son is on the path to autism, that's for sure.I think that's why I hate when he's around, he reminds me of myself at that age
fast forward a month or two
>be talking to two friends in gym, suddenly "did you hear about [other friend's name] and that freshman?"
>this other friend is also a senior, let's call him ubermensch
>German millionaire family, spends all his free time working out and taking nutrition supplements, also one of the only good players on our shit tier football team
>rumors that he takes steroids, not surprising since he is basically the Hulk. Actually has so much muscle that he's clumsy in day to day tasks, but can bench 400
>also has a younger sister who he's super protective of. Actually by coincidence many of our group of friends have underage sisters which we roast each other about w sexual jokes, but we're always careful about saying that shit around him bc we don't want to get blitzkrieged
>supposedly, some kid has been harassing ubermensch's sister and her friends, wanting them to send him nudes
>said he would kill himself if they did not
>this kid was none other than Trumpbro
>couldn't believe it but my happy kind hearted autist friend who just wanted to MAGA was a creepy degenerate
>feels like if you caught your child looking at loli or something
>he was always so nice and seemed happy
>>34192940
>mentally challenged supra autist
>"could tell that he was an intelligent and passionate conservative"
mmh
Should I feel bad about being circumcised? I recognize and agree with the intellectual argument for why it should not be allowed but I still can't care that it was done on me.
Is this why it continues to persist in our society today?
>>34192937
Extra $500 to bill insurance for.
>>34192937
>Should I feel bad about being circumcised?
Only if you legitimately feel bad.
>>34192937
as long as you recognize that you were mutilated without your consent and vow to fight against this institutionalized branding for the rest of your life
I'm literally sitting home doing nothing on my days off of work. I over eat food because I'm bored, drink vodka, and "watch" movies on the tv. I don't even enjoy any vidya games at the moment. I'm so bored and have no friends and nothing to do. My god help me.
>>34192781
Where do you live, anon? I'll be your friend.
>>34192781
>got xb1 for bday last august
>hoped it'd cut down on time spent here
>haven't played or used it since beginning of december
go on omegle always a fun time
for a long term solution join a church or some organization
>takes deep breath
>concentrates on his environment
>flexes all muscles
>opens eyes in a flash and reachs full awareness
>imagines to go full FINAL FORM
>screams AAAAAAAAAAAAAH
>spasm in the leg
>falls down on the floor and starts to cry
Degrade my autistic self.
is this story about jerking off?
>>34192759
unfortunately it's not
>posts a picture of cell's semi-perfect form
I'm triggered
>tfw Mom found the cum sock
>tfw She found the sacrificial jizz pillow.
>peepaw found the poop pocket
mom finds the cum sock in the laundry every day
What is the consensus on women who keep their last names after marriage?
I think it's ok because I support true equality between genders, not mra bullshit but not third wave feminist bullshit either
It's only fair for them to do so
They are not keeping their last names, their keeping their father's last name, indicating that they believe that their current husband isn't as valuable in social ranking as their father so there is no reason to switch over.
>>34192712
* second their should be they're
What happens when you call a suicide hotline?
Like seriously, do they actually try to help you out or do they just put you on suicide watch? I have been extremely depressed lately, I almost can't feel anything anymore. I don't have anyone to talk to, except my parents and they don't really give a shit anymore. Will calling them help me at least one bit?
Suicide hotlined aren't there to help you, they're there to comfort you.
You won't be written on a suicide list tho, so I guess you can try calling them if you really want to.
>>34192412
My brother calls one every now and then when he feels like offing himself. Like, he's hung up the noose and is standing on the chair, then he calls them.
They don't offer therapy or long-term solutions, their immediate goal is to make you not kill yourself.
They can, however, give you numbers for long-term treatment. And they will talk to you and listen to you immediate situation.
They stall for time while they send police to your house