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>"Can l borrow some money anon?"
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>>34194146
no but you cancheck em
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>>34194146
Eww don't touch me crackhead
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>>34194146
is that eIiza ?
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>Talk to a passable mixed Trap on backpages
>We decided to meet at a bar
>After a few drinks we go back to "Her" place.
>We make out a bit and then she proceeds to suck my dick.
>Says it's her turn.
>Think she's gonna have a cute feminine. Like Ren Rikka or something penis.
>Instead it's a huge massive cock. Bigger than mine.
>"She" ask me if I'm going to suck it or not.
>Want to say no, but I feel like I crossed a line already.
>Get on my knees and start sucking her off.
>"She" grabs my head starts to force me to suck it.
>"She" just starts to face fuck me.
>"Her" moans go from girly to manly.
>"She" forced me to swallow her cum.
>I look at "her" and all her makeup has smeared off.
> Realizes how mainly she looks.
>Realize how gay this is.
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>Says it's her turn.
This is how I know this story is 100% grade-A bullshit
Fucking kill yourself for making this thread
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>>34194163
What do you think would happen in real life? You expect traps to fuck like they do in all the porn?
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bumping for trap tales
>tfw first legal post
After 8 years it feels weird
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>knowyourmeme filename
>born in 1999
>started posting on 4chan at the age of 10
cancer
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have you been lurking and posting on this imageboard since you were 10 years old m8?
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>>34194168
im sorry
>>34194174
started off with /b/ then made my way here
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Hey, guys, cute boipucci looking for a comfy discord server. I'm slightly drunk, so...trigger warning: lewd.
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dumb megumiposter
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>>34194298
You shut your whoremouth, you little trap.
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>>34194112
>cute boipucci
>lewd
Post pictures to prove it then~
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Does anyone else here remember the tinychat days?
I was a regular in numerous ones and i think what we few experienced during those years was something special.
Why don't we do it anymore?
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Because you're a normie..
Or Normie's have invaded every site.
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Anyone else here remember Xat.com? That used to be my favorite chat room site when I was 13-14, kek
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>>34194037
Because you're a (failed) normalfag.
I 'member tinychat threads and I remember how all you fucking failed normals shat up the board with your drama about who was crushing on who or who was hating on who or who skyped in secret with who, all while posting screencaps/pics of eachother.
TruRobots are NOT the kind of people who hop on webcam to join some special snowflake clique of attention whores and failed normals.
Fuck off.
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Need some quick and efficient ways to drive myself insane
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>>34194009
Get yourself a woman.
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>>34194009
original chicken sandwich
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>>34194009
Frequently read the things that people post on this board.
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Is it possible to find a girlfriend who has traditional values and is open to traditional gender roles? I'm pretty sure that if a girl is impressionable enough then I can make her learn to adapt to such a lifestyle, but I honestly don't know if they exist.
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>>34193982
nothing exists
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>>34193982
is he wearing a parachute or one of those inflatable slide things that deploy when an plane makes a water landing
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>>34194049
OP desu. It's a suit.
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Things you like that tumblr ruined
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What is something you enjoy that Tumblr/Reddit has ruined with their faggotry?
I genuinely liked watching storms and sipping a drink from my bedroom window whenever a big storm comes around. But all these tumblr whores who go "omg yassss i love stormy weather i love the rain look at me im different" have ruined that for me.
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Being alive.
Unmuted
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>>34193973
every fanbase for anything ever made
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they made me hate certain games
they make tons of shitty gifs which get popular and attract a ton of faggots to a game, which in turn spawns dreadful "genderbent" cosplays that are really painful to watch
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Jeszcze raz, anoni ...
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>>34193955
/polishfeel/ staje sie coraz czestszym widokiem na tym bordzie
Nie pozwole tej nitce umrzec
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Po co to komu?
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dzis wyjatkowo mocno mam ochote sie zajebac
co tam
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>Be me
>Have taken 3 girls' virginity
Idk, should I feel guilty about this? Like, I would only want to date/marry someone who was a virgin, but I feel like that wouldn't be fair, because I've already ruined that opportunity for 3 other guys.
I feel like I should only date girls who have already lost their virginity now, because it's not fair for me to do that.
Also, I've had gay sex with a black man, and I wouldn't want to have sex with a girl who's had sex with a black man.
Idk, I feel like that's kind of hippocritical
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>>34193928
>>Have taken 3 girls' virginity
> I've had gay sex with a black man
I think you are autistic and lying
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>>34194279
Nope, honestly...first when I was 19, but we were both virgins, then when I was 24, and another one when I was 25, although I didn't know she was a virgin.
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>>34194279
And there's like a million guys on Craigslist who will have sex with you
I think it's because they were shy, and I was shy too, so, they kind of just felt comfortable around me
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TLDR: Girl is told she looks prettier in person than in pics. Ruins average guys night by telling everyone he called her fat.
Fuck this gay world where cunts can do this to average blokes and get away with it. Fuck this gay world where they post this gay story on JewTube thinking they are right.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TVDdfAPyk6s
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>53 views
Wow its nothing
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>>34193900
can we raid her channel? she seems to be highly offended by everything.
good target desu
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>>34194563
Good idea, should we make a discord?
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>6'1 gf puts on my shirt the morning after
>it fits like a crop top
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>6' 1" gf
That's a man.
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>>34193914
she has a giney
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>>34194159
Doesn't matter. Girl height stops at 5' 10".
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Why has abstinence become a meme?
It is a fact that people who do not have sex before marriage tend to be more happy with their marriage.
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lmao chill out bro stop being a fuckin prude
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>It is a fact that people who do not have sex before marriage tend to be more happy with their marriage.
omg ur jus a bitter virgun loozer neckbear creep who is jus bitter becuz he cant get leid im totaly not taking a position ive boxed myself into because i cant get my virginity back after giving my puss puss to 100 different men and getting several incurable STDs
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>>34193846
Prove that fact.
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>tfw 6'3
>tfw I will never have a gf who's taller than me
Fucking JUST
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what about that 6'4 bitch that posts here
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>>34193774
>that picture
End it all
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>>34193774
WHY DID YOU REMIND ME THAT GUY EXISTS
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>Okay class, everybody get into groups!
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Rarely had this problem during high school or even in uni now. People like grouping with me for group assignments in political science or english because I can quickly come up with something that sounds good enough. They write it down quickly, all is well.
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>teacher notices I don't have a partner
>announces it to the entire class and says one of the groups needs to let me join
Th-thanks.
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>>34193763
>group projects in uni