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I will surpass you on tera and beat you no matter what you know who you are I'm now motivated to spend every single day grinding and no lifing that game
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>>34194659
Tera was a boring game I stopped playing it.
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>>34194681
same, I even got the slider mods and huge tits but the gameplay itself was so plain and boring
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>>34194659
>Getting this heated over simple matters.
Just another reason for me to not play with you, you wouldnt be able to keep your composure in certain situations.

See you when you get the VM gear.

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>tfw alcoholic
>promised myself I wouldn't drink the first week of uni
>proceed to drink one and a quarter fifth of 47% spirit, 2 shots of 40% spirit, 4 beers and a cup of wine over the course of 5 days
>alone every time
>hate myself

Any alcoholics self loathing this evening?
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>>34194658

>quarter fifth
>1/20?
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>>34195168
A whole fifth plus 1/4 of another
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That's not a lot to drink over 5 days m8, during my worst period I was drinking around 7 beer a day, along with half a quart of dark rum every second day

You're not totally far gone yet

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>make bait thread
>1 person replies
O-ok...
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>>34194604
Is there a worse feel? I try to reply to every bait thread so this doesn't happen.
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I made a high quality thread and not a single person replied.
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>rolling happening thread
>make a post complaining about there only being a thousand replies in a happening thread
>get at least five (you)s calling me a newfag every time
What are some other good ways to lure in (you)s?

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Hey guys, I set my computer up in a way so it's hanging every thing from the ceiling. I think it looks pretty cool, but the thing is I'm worried about dust getting into the components. Will this be an issue and if so how can I fix it?
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I hope your string breaks.
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>>34194547
>rug on the wall
average russian dota setup
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Why is your carpet on the wall?

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Robots why not just visit a escort rather than be a virgin
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Why don't I just plant a money tree and grow money?
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>>34194467
I don't want some robotic whore who just goes through the motions to extract my semen as fast as she can for pay.
I want to fuck a girl on my own terms. Either with rape or regular sex through normal means.
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>>34194467
Plan on taking a journey from my home in Minnesota to the pacific ocean. Will stop at national parks and a few cities. My route takes me through Las Vegas, so I could visit a prostitute. I may end up doing that

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>tfw so autistic that after classes I go back to my room and talk to myself out loud for hours about how I fucked up today

It's starting to affect my grades because I spend more time doing this than studying. It keeps getting worse.
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>>34194396
maybe schizotypal, who knows?

man, there are no good or bad ways, all paths lead to the truth, dont worry about it, everything no matter what is ok and fine. dont resist to reality, just be in the moment.
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>>34194396
I know what you're going through, man. It never ends. You just have to find something to distract yourself and I know that's not always possible.
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>>34194396
Oh shit is that autistic

I do this as well

Fuck

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So what's your excuse for being a failure? What do you tell yourself? Will you ever surpass it?
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>failure

we all know everyone is getting bled dry so people at the top can stay rich
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>>34194380
I blame my parents.
They coddled & sheltered me too much and raised me weak. Never really did much with me either, though they did buy me most of what I wanted. Therefore, I grew into a beta, who has no idea how to interact socially with my peers.
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>>34194409
There's ways out-- you just have to forsake consumerism, save your money as much as possible, and invest well.

If you don't mind living like a college student and accumulating wealth until you're ready to have kids, then it's not terribly difficult to become wealthy.

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You're in the club and this guy slaps your ass and says "what's gud white boi", what do you do?

Keep in mind he's 7'1" 150lbs
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>>34194359
>150lbs
you had one job..
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Pop his muscles with a needle because they're obviously filled with helium
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>150Ib

AHAHAHA

I'd just overpower him and make him eat my ass.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hPD-a1FjUtU

i didn't ask to be born
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>>34194356
thanks for this Elliot song, didn't knew it.
you got more like this?
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>>34194413
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZgAoe1o2134

Best version I could find on Youtube. Still gets to me.
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>>34194413
>34194413
Wrong link. Still sad.

Meant to reply to OP

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>tfw no chips elf gf

why even live desu fampais
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>>34194311
With the possibility of gene splicing in the future, elf ears may be sooner then nekos
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>>34194386
Elf ears are definitely possible with selective breeding like done with dogs, would take a long time though.
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>>34194540
Wouldn't need that though. Soon we can just run simulations of how edited genes will effect growth.

Short of that, cosmetic surgery which will be much less traumatic compared to current day. Growing desired parts and grafting them on which will be accepted as a normal part of the body.

Ask a guy who's going to Japan for a year to work on farms and travel the countryside as a vagabond anything.

Leaving on Friday. Been planning for months. This might help my nerves.
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I'm going to Japan in 6-12 months (depends on a couple things) to teach English as an ALT.

Should be comfy.

Drugs will be fucking hard to get, though.
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>>34194497
>Drugs will be fucking hard to get, though.
Why even bother then? Take your trip as a good time to get clean.
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Do you speak Japanese? Do you have a job lined up yet? How do you plan on getting home?

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What's for dinner robits (1/16)
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Baked salmon and half a salmon burger.

I really like salmon.
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>>34194213

Damn dude you sure like Mexican food. Can't blame you though, its amazing.
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about to watch zodiac and eat pic related

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Take the Vegeta approach. Ignore women and focus only on yourself. Women(and men) want to be wanted and will lust after well off men who don't want them. Case with Bulma and Vegeta. That's why Chad still has that hot piece off ass wrapped around his finger even though he always cheats on her and never takes her out to dinner.

And when I say "focus on yourself" I mean actually focus on yourself like Vegets does. Always try to improve yourself and hit the fucking gym. Don't be an autistic edgelord.
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>don't be an autistic edgelord

Said the retard who wanted us to take life lessons from a mongolian throat singing cartoon about the power of super aryans.
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Vegeta is an overcompensating mad manlet
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>>34194241
Did somebody hurt you Anon?

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>Have at least 4 tabs of /r9k/
>Constantly scrolling
>Occasionally spurred to masturbation
>Chuckle every few minutes
>Constantly trying to get the last word in
>Never feel like this is anything more than wasting time and making things worse
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>gf wants me to be normie like her
>I can't dump her because I'm too attached to her

Just enjoy the freedom you have anon
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>>34194550
>gf wants me to be normie like her
>has gf

I hate to break it to you..
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>>34194196
I come here for the cool stuff and I ignore the unoriginal pity party stuff. I think that it's pretty comfy if you use filters.

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Dildo or vibrator and what lube should I use?
btw I'm a girl (male).
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>>34194165
Okay, this is the last time I will explain this to a trap.
We accept you to be here... But we dont want you to shitpost.
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>>34194263
I'm not shitposting. I can't decide what to buy so I wanted senpai to give me advice.
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>>34194316
>asking /r9k/ what he should buy for sex.
... yeah totally not a shitpost
Use water based lube and an anal vibrator

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