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>you'll find someone eventually. There's love out there for everyone, anon.
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>>34195964
>all you need is love, love is aII you need
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>Just like yourself and people will start liking you
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>>34195964
>Just BEE yourself Anon, now excuse while I go fuck chad

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>haven't spoken to literally anyone since I graduated HS
>still occasionally stalk old classmates on Twitter to see what's up
>decide today that I'm going to message one
>start shooting the shit
>she asks why I decided to go off the grid
>tell her I just wanted to
>she asks why I decided to reach out to her
>tell her I wanted to see if she wanted to suck my dick for food
>she tells me not to talk to her like that
>block her
It's not a very exciting story, but I thought it was funny. Pic related is her. I also made fun of her for dropping out of college in like one year even though she was one of those cunts who swore that if you don't go to college you'll work at McDonald's.
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what the fuck is wrong with you bro LOL
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>>34196272
I hated her, I used to molest her on the bus ride home.
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>>34196401
You have some serious issues
Saged and reported :^)

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>somehow managed to get a gf

am I not allowed here anymore? But you guys are my friends
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>>34195868

Just white people whitepeopleing.
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>>34195903

We invented the shit you just typed that comment on so show some respect.
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>>34196023
>WE
>WUZ
>KOREANS AN SHEEIT

>>34195868
>WE WUZ IN RELATIONSHIPS AN SHEEIT

two more reasons why whites cannot be robots

>inb4 "y-youre black" (I'm not)

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Who here /unhappy/
I don't take joy in anything, I feel out of energy all the time and fantasize about stealing a police officer's gun and shooting myself with it or climbing and jumping off a radio tower often.

I have a small collection of vidya but none of them are fun for me.
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In the same boat as you anon. I don't derive pleasure from anything these days. Anything I do, I'll eventually get bored of after a few weeks. I'm not depressed, just extremely bored and apathetic.
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Ah I member this pepe!
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My advice:

Be more social an do what you like!

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ITT: Comfy feels.
>be summer where I live
>since I don't have much to do on summers, I sign up for a community pool every year
>go every day as long as it's sunny
>yesterday it rained
>spend most of the morning playing vidya, browsing 4chan and doing nothing, but by the afternoon, I was aready bored as fuck
>look out of the window and notice it's not as rainy as before
>say fuck it and go out for a walk with dog
>walk around my neighbourhood aimlessly under the rain, just me, my best friend, and my thoughts
>spend a couple hours just thinking about life
>today was just as rainy as yesterday
>once again decide to go out, but without doggo (I had already given her a bath, wasn't going to do it again)
>this time head into less urban part of town (a small park next to a railroad) and just walk around aimlessly around the tracks, basically "absorbing the nature" if that makes sense
>heading back home when suddenly it starts to rain very heavily
>take shelter under an awning and spend around 20 minutes under it
>despite being basically trapped in there until the rain stopped, I wasn't angry or annoyed or inconvenienced in the slightest
>I just spent a long while just taking the atmosphere in and relaxing
This was such a nice change of pace compared to the last few days, and I'd definitely choose this over spending all day locked inside playing games, even though I still generally prefer sunny days.

Sorry for the long rant, I just felt like sharing with someone.
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Bumping the thread also fuck the bott
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Nice. Sounds comfy as fuck, OP.
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Sounds very calming, OP.

Today for me:
> wake up at 8
> showered & dressed by 8:30
> leave for work
> it's cool and a bit foggy
> get to work but for some reason the door's locked
> huh
> realize it's a holiday
> hooray.jpg
> go back home
> make a burger with some chicken tendies and buffalo sauce
> watch the office all morning and we're the millers in the afternoon
> that movie always makes me kek
> spend the rest of the afternoon reading /comfily/ a novel and some math texts
> nap from 5 to 6
> wake up and hope on 4chan
> write this post

I love lazy afternoons. I feel pretty lonely but for some reason today feels just okay.

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When was the last time you hugged your mother?
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She's been dead since my birth
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>>34195730
I came in her to create me
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I have no idea. I haven't even spoken to her in months.

evil cunt

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Why the fuck in iDubbbz dating this twitch slut?
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wtf no way, source?
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>>34195706
She seems cute.

Why are you so insecure?
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probably because she has big tiddies and he wants to fuck a pussy

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Does it get better? Does it really?
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It could.


But then again, it also could not.
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In case you haven't noticed, life is quite backwards. In your youth, you're happy, beautiful and carefree. Things only get worse from there on out. It's a steady downhill plummet right up until the day of your eventual death with what remains of your body painfully protesting the transition into it.

TLDR: Not likely.
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Maybe bro

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>Have transcended my desire to obtain a gf
>Realize it's best to not reproduce, and that "love" is non-existent in this world

There's a good reason most major world religions preach life is transitory.

Does this mean my IQ is high?
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>>34195682
idk, what is your IQ?
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>>34195841
I'm not really sure.
I got into gifted classes when I was kid, but that was probably just because I'm Hispanic which makes me doubt my intelligence.
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>>34195881
You being hispanic has nothing to do with your intelligence though, also i doubt high iq has much to do with being able to have a gf, the mental problems that can come with it, do though

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NV>>>>2>=4(with all DLC)>3>1
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wow he's scary

>NV>>>>2>=4(with all DLC)>3>1
what does that mean?

if i chant this in my room, will he be summoned?
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>>34195675
I would place 1 just before 4.
But the rest is pretty accurate
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>>34196394
he's referring to the fallout series

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do you ever wonder what it would be like if you were a pair of pretty pink panties instead of you?
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>>34195662

Knowing my luck I would end up being worn by some ugly ass fat cow feminist.
Or a fucking cross dresser.
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>>34195662
Yes....Yes i do, alot
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>>34195705
heres your new owner anon

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Lets have a good old nigger hate thread

Fuck niggers white power!.We are going to take back America and theres nothing you can do about it
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>>34195643
That image is retarded. I'm not disagreeing with America having a nigger problem but you can't just pass off a "this hypothetical situation happens and then lets assume that another thing happens, therefore niggers are bad"
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>>34195678
Its true though look at Switzerland for example they have lax gun laws almost like america and gun violence is a non issue.

Niggers with guns is asking for trouble
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Ooga booga me want white wimmins

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>trying to wank
>can't stop thinking about that stupid thing I said 4 years ago
>lose erection
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>wank

Oi! Cor blimey! Betta get my flimington flammies out of the hickory coupe!
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>>34195611
>trying to wank
>dick falls off
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>>34195611
>whacking off
>about to cum
>randomly think of some hilarious thing
>don't cum
>have to concentrate on whacking off to get erection back

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ITT: The top 3 things you're most insecure about.
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1. 30 with no work history

2. Virgin

3. 171cm


I can't fix 1 and 3, but 2 is highly determined by 1 and 3.


My only real hope is to win the lottery and get a gold digger.
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1. penis size
2. dark skin (not black)
3. huge nose (not jewish)
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>>34195555
Wrists, acne scars, being slightly too beta

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What is it that the brothers seek? When will their quest for more power finally come to an end?
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I wonder if the Bogdanoffs are from the Berenstein universe and Trump supporters are from the Berenstain universe, and the reason why things have been so odd lately is because we're in the Berenstain universe but all this Trump and Kek oats meme magic has been fusing the two together.
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There is no endgame. The ride never ends.
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I just read the wiki on these two and am even further confused. Both of them studied up to Phd. level in mathematics and theoretical physics, but their doctoral theses were, so far as I can discern from a quick skim of qualified opinion, bullshit. Bullshit to a degree that it isn't completely clear whether they intentionally wrote them as bullshit along similar lines of Alan Sokal's hoax paper, or if they believe what they wrote was solid science.

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