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>giving blowjobs
Why would you want to do this? I wouldn't want to put my mouth on a vagina. I can't imagine ever asking a girl to put her mouth on my penis. I'd let her if she wanted to, but I'd never return the favor. Do you girls actually enjoy this?
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>>34196554
>I wouldn't want to put my mouth on a vagina
Gay
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Why the fuck do women complain so much about giving blowjobs? Vaginas are more disgusting than penises, no homo. If they expect me to eat them out without complaint they could do the same. Literally the one time they actively have to do something in sex and they complain. Fuck off OP go eat a yogurt you prude.
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I'd never want to desecrate a girl's pretty face with my stupid ugly penis but I'd definitely like to lick her pussy. This is my sincere belief and the beta faggotry exhibited therein probably says a lot about my being perpetually single
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Racial Propaganda Effort Happening Now
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The nigger hating threads and the cuck threads are being posted by the same people, who have the same goal.
They want us to loudly and vocally hate blacks. You're being goaded and encouraged into playing the role of "the angry white bad guy" in society
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>tfw you're not paid to shitpost
Dream job for a robot lads
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/pol/ tier delusions you faggots are just as bad as them
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>>34196583
You didn't even read the jpg. You're just blindly repeating things you've heard others say
>Cheap as fuck chicken
>Super cheap
>very little meat
There's absolutely no reason for these things to be as good as they are, but they're so good.
Why are they so good? Is it the delicious species covering up the low quality chicken? So much better than their awful overpriced chicken sandwiches.
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yeah I got a 4 for $4 dollar meal today and they were decent but nothing special for chicken nuggets. there are a lot better ones out there.
but I was thinking the same thing today, those little shits hardly have any meat in them. desu they're really not all that great now that I think about it.
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>>34196508
Read up on "pink slime"
Its gross and full of unknown fillers, but nonetheless delicious
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>>34196648
The meat looked more solid than their chicken sandwiches or Mc Donald's nuggets.
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>what's wrong with you, anon?
>do you not like girls feet?
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Why are footfags the loudest fetichists in circulation? What's the deal with that?
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>>34196553
Four parts repressed sexuality, three parts meme and two parts contrarianism.
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>>34196506
N-No, t-t-they just smell, t-that's why I'm not letting you put them n-near me...
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ask an 18 year old losing his virginity tomorrow anything
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good luck, let me know how it feels
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Be careful: I've read many a greentext where the anon fucks it up at the last possible minute.
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>>34196471
yeah i really hope its not awkward or anything. shes pretty social and im decently social, so it shouldn't be weird.
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How do normies even have sex on the regular?
I tried several dating website and tinder and it's litterally impossible to pull a girl unless you are a turbo chad or going for 2/10
are hooks-up just a huge meme and don't happen IRL ?
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>>34196403
You might be too tall... i'm 5'6" with a 5" dick that doesn't intimdate women, so I fucked 19 girls from Tinder and OKCupid including a MFF threesome and my 5'9" GF
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>>34196435
which is the best site to bone then?
tinder? OKC ? pof?
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>>34196403
Chad here.
You just need to say what they want to here and be in shape. Im not even that tall, just 6 foot even. Girls like confidence. Don' be a stuttering wreck.
Charisma and decent body. That's how I do it.
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>be 15
>playing on my trampoline with 2 family friends
>both girls, one was 7 the other was 13
>the younger one was really cute with big blue eyes and a kind of messy chestnut bob that went down to her shoulders
>get an erection while playing
>super horny for some reason
>devise a cunning plan
>tell the older sister to go get our parents so I can show them a trick on the trampoline
>she runs off
>as soon as she's gone I grab the younger sister and sit down with her on my lap
>start dry humping and feeling her flat chest up
>she's giggling so I get more confident
>rub my dick on her back
>try fingering her
>she starts crying
>bail with the speed of a million furious niggers
>sister comes back and I'm hiding in my room looking out the window
>later that day she yells at me for "bullying" her sister
>thank god she didn't tell on me and I apologize sincerely
>they both forgot about it pretty quick
>fast forward 9 years, which is yesterday
>been creeping the younger sister's facebook account for a while, she's developed nicely
>eventually the social interaction I get from 4chan isn't enough to soothe my crippling loneliness
>I make a dummy account and try to talk to her
>she accepts my friend request and then asks who l am
>tell her our fathers names and that we were friends and used to play all the time as children
>"Oh, were you the one who molested me when I was little?"
>mfw
>immediately exit the chat and delete facejew
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>>34196397
>>"Oh, were you the one who molested me when I was little?"
BTFO
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>>34196397
Shouldn't have molested that girl bro
What if she's your wife in some bizzaro universe?
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>>"Oh, were you the one who molested me when I was little?"
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Do you get tingly feels from watching ASMR?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rkTieqWS8RA
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no but I already jerked to this
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some yes I do, feels pretty decent. there's a sleep meditation guide that literally does this amazingly. it relaxes all your muscles and she has a very sexy voice plus she's pretty beautiful.
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>>34196347
yeah, i do.
But i mostly use it to help me fall asleep (or i just put on some ambient music, which works better than ASMR) or to get off.
Does it happen to you anons ?
I don't have a fever but many times of the day i just overheat.
Litteraly, i am burning and kinda my cousciouness becomes foggy. My skin become so hot anons.
What do i have ?
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>>34196300
Hot flashes? Typically a thing for women but can also happen to men.
just visit a doctor
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>>34196334
really? you are assuming OP is an old lady?
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>>34196363
If OP is on any meds hot flashes are common. I take Celexa and get hot flashes. 30y/m.
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Are mass murderers Alpha, Beta, or Omega?
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they are epsilon omicron zetas
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Some are alphas. The young American ones, however, are just betas throwing autistic temper tantrums.
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>>34196146
Omega genetic garbage.
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This guy is interesting subject to me. How can he be a robot yet has a wife and successful career?
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>that one guy who wears basketball shorts to the gym
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Boogie is literally the lowest tier of normie. I hate that fat self loathing fuck
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>>34196142
>How can he be a robot yet has a wife and successful career?
He filled a niche on the Youtube market for morbidly obese gamers.
He received a lot of money as more people wanted to watch this obese novelty.
Money= Female Attention
He then got a wife.
It's really not rocket science.
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There's nothing worse than having a tiny dick, not even being a manlet.
Prove me wrong
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>>34196140
nope, I have one and even I agree
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>tfw tall dicklet
Twice as bad because the proportion makes it look even smaller.
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>>34196344
hahaha I can imagine that now sucks to be you
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Who /schizoidpersonalitydisorder/ here? I just got to know about the whole thing a few days ago, literally every symptom about the "secret schizoid" checks out. Any tips on how to get better? Maybe some more experienced anons?
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>>34196128
The whole thing although it feels like living a fucking robot meme, feels pretty bad, not gonna lie
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Thanks for not even replying boys
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>>34196258
Maybe schizoids aren't interested in sharing their stories, would make sense.
I'm extra careful about recognizing myself in this. It just seem too perfect to be real.
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What are your vices/unhealthy coping mechanisms, robots?
For me they are
>Overeating
>Frequent masturbation (2-4 times a day)
>Buying rare, overpriced music CDs online
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>alcoholism
>internet addiction
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>>34196103
>Listening to LP/Gorillaz inb4 "normie scum"
>Surfing on CS:GO
>Masturbating a lot
>Watching factual yt videos
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>>34196103
S-so if I happen to do more than 4 on the weekends does that mean I have a problem guys
How do you deal with unrequited Iove?
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>>34196079
You dont. It goes away over the time. And you will always feel awkward around her which will result in her thinking that you awkward too.
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I'm a nonwhite (nonblack) male so it's something I learned to familiarize myself with early on in life.
It's interesting living an existence where literally everyone else but you is capable of finding romantic companionship.
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>>34196151
>nonwhite (nonblack)
If you're a spic fuck off, spics get girls easily
>>34196079
Drinking and mmorpg games