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Hello, patrons of /r9k. I have a question.
What's the craziest thing you've ever done? Example: My ex killed my dog and so I planted a bowl of ice cubes made of ammonia and bleach under her bed, so when she got home her house would be filled with poison gas.
What stories do you all have?
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How'd it end anon?
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>>34197746
Couple years in the pen. Turns out she had a window open, but her dog got to the bowl, thought it was water, and died. She had it checked out and it got me arrested. Let out for good behavior.
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It ain't about me, so what have you all done?
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>you will never date a tall woman who can hide things from you on the top shelf
>you will never slow dance with a woman and have the top of your head reach her neck
>no tall woman will pick you up and carry you around the house
Life is pain
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ill post some tall qts for you senpai
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>>34197675
i am into all the tallposting these days.
tall girls are sex
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>post the boards you browse in order of time spent and let anon's analyze/rate you
/k/
/out/
/pol/
/x/
/r9k/
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>>34197650
You're an edgy loser faggot
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/v/
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/r9k/
/r9k/ used to be higher, but I dont come here as much because I am doing nofap and you cunts post the most lewd shit ever
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How do you deal with being a massive failure and a fuck up? It feels just awful failing everything you try to do. Normies need not apply.
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Define "failure".
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find ways to distract self from the reality of my failed existence. video games, talking to people on interpals, drinking lots of booze, w/e
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>>34197644
>How do you deal with being a massive failure and a fuck up?
Drugs and never leaving the house. Sleeping between 6am-2pm
>inb4 "how do you get drugs if you never leave the house"
Figure it out, geniuses.
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Britfeel - New edition
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>>34197602
the fuck is this shite you cheeky sausage? i vote to boycott this thread
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>>34197475
>Doesn't take a lot of money to do it. You just have to plan in advance, get good prices on the sales, and you don't stay overnight.
What airlines/places would you recommend? I'd be flying out of Birmingham, how far in advance should I book?
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>>34197658
Boycotted!
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>blacks are better off without whitey!
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well it's true
just look at africa
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>>34197631
Yeah the only good part of Africa is the south and they are predominantly white
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Why manipulate the numbers when they already make blacks look bad??
Its like lying about having a 12 inch penis when you have a 10 incher.
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Any other male robots with borderline disorder here?
I fucking hate my life so much. I'm in my mid 20s and have the emotional capacity of a hormonal teenage girl.
Every social interaction ends in pain, more than often for both sides. And I can't seem to do anything about it.
Therapy is a meme and doesn't help at all with my condition. I don't really see the point to carry on it obviously doesn't get better.
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>>34197485
Hey dude, I'm just living. Live for in the infatuation and when it fades just let it fade. Resolve to be a loner despite how charming you might come off to other people. Isolate yourself because you're a danger to others emotionally.
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>>34197485
Also therapy isn't a meme, just try to be mindful
>PRACTICING MINDFULNESS HUR HUR
No, but for real tho.
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>>34197673
I don't care about this fucking trash thread, seriously anyone with BPD kill yourself but
>this girl's hair
How do I make my hair this shiny and soft?
I'm a girl, is it certain shampoos? Do I need to blow dry my hair? Please send help
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Anyone here legit doesn't have any friends? Why is that for you?
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>>34197477
Probably because I don't know how to socialise, what in the blazes did you expect to be the issue?
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avoided getting too close to people so they couldn't hurt me in the future
also having to "fake it" takes a toll on the mind
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>>34197477
Does it count if I used to have them but don't anymore?
One buddy moved away and I can't be asked to call or message people. Another friend became a degenerate, so I just dropped him.
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Robots are:
>racist
>bigoted
>misanthropic
>sexist
>hateful towards anyone trying to change their life situation
>sex-obsessed
>ignorant
>lazy
>losers
>unhealthy
>defeatist
And you guys cry about why people don't want to be around you?
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really makes you think
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sNpzIGPnKJg
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>>34197410
One hundred percent this
This comment is original, screw you, robot!
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>not realizing r9k is a containment board
Welcome to 4chan, newfriend.
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What's there to do in Las Vegas besides gambling? I know Penn and Teller do a great show. What else does /r9k/ recommend?
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>>34197403
apparently you can go to sephora if that picture is from las vegas
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Drink yourself to death, Nic Cage style.
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I know you said besides gambling but if you do gamble play some 5$ craps, its actually your best odds in the entire casino. there are grand canyon helicopter tours but theyre a ripoff, top golf at mgm is really cool if youre into golf and drinking, it tracks where all of your balls go as well.
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Can a talentless shmuck try his shot at being a race driver?
I don't have any talents nor do I have any skill that could be turned into a talent. The only thing that comes close is having my driver's license and being a decent driver. How tough is it to become a racer?
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Jerry was a race car driver
primus sucks
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Its expensive dude. Someone doesnt just donate a racecar for you to drive and replace the engine when it blows.
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>>34197505
Jesus built my hotrod
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>it's a "cucked by your own lack of self-confidence" episode
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Lot of reruns for this one. I "dated" a girl for 4 months and only kissed her once before breaking up with her out of embarrassment.
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How do i fix this about myself?
it's my greatest fault.
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>>34198982
stop looking at the woman or group as human beings.look at them as meaningless weak pieces of shit.if you devalue them in your head it will be eaiser talking to them.and start learning how not to give a fuck about things.
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Day off from being with my girlfriend and just got home from work; what should I do with it? Hang out with friends, or just hang on here?
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Anon I think you should leave. Your kind isn't welcome.
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>>34197398
Why not? Confused by this.
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>>34197362
kk
this isnt funny OP
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>/r9k/ will never be a blue board
There are at least 4 pages of threads that wouldn't be here if this place was SFW and it would also slow it down to a manageable speed
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>>34197348
>tfw r9k is just a more civilized /b/ with NEETs thown in
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yeah i agree it should be
dont need to see roasties and shit i just want to chill out
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I agree only because it would encourage the "green text story" golden age that was once here.
This place isn't very comfy anymore, it's more about baiting now
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what's something safe to eat that looks like semen? 2017-01-17 12:13:34 Post No.34197245
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what's something safe to eat that looks like semen?
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I plan on pranking my friend into thinking that I gave her boyfriend a blowjob. Here's the plan:
>friend's boyfriend and I will be in her bed
>he will be laying on his back
>I will be wearing some pajams and he will be wearing nothing but boxer shorts
>I will be under his sheets making it look like I'm performing felatio on him
>friend walks into room and sees us
>I immediately get up and pretend I'm shocked to see that she's home early
>before I can explain myself I spit out fake cum into my hand and wipe it on some tissues
>this is to make the prank seem more convincing
What kind of white substance can I use that I can put in my mouth that looks like cum, but isn't cum?
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Icing sugar mixed with water maybe, idk.
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This sounds like a mean prank but cornstarch and water
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>tfw actually blowing him would not make any difference at this point
tell me, is this person really your friend?
how did the idea arise?
why is her bf on board with it?!