I hate all of you and I hope every single of you die and burn in hell. Get fucked.
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what's wrong? also man is hot
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>>34199946
Okay buddyhave a great day
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>>34199973
with this board? everything, all people here are trashthat includes me and youand should suffer
>tfw you've been training your pussy with kegels for 8 years
>now you have an elder god tier pussy that is tight as a vice
>can literally pull a condom off a dildo and then put it back on without using my hands
I'm going annihilate the first guy that puts his cock in me
meanwhile guys probably have to finish with their hands when they're done fucking stacy's leaky flesh cavern
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>>34199932
elder god tier more like cthulhu mouth tier with how gaped and hanging it is lmfao
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How nice for Chad.
:/
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>>34199932
post picture right now im about to nuttttttttttttttttttttttt
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Who else /depression/ here?
Anyone pinpoint when it all went downhill? Or just a general point in your life?
>in 5th grade writing a paper about interesting things about yourself
>couldn't think of anything
>teacher made me stay after tried to help
>couldnt think of anything and the teacher told me to make something up
>thats when i realized why no one liked me
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16.
Really, really popular.
Not ugly.
Excellent at sports.
Still somehow got depressed for half of my life.
29 now and only just starting to get better after alienating myself from all of my mates and quitting my meds cold turkey.
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>>34199905
Damn, well good to hear you're getting better.
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>>34199937
Cheers dude.
I hope things get better for you.
Stay strong.
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>debit card gets declined at the grocery store
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>>34199803
Got to carry a credit card or spare cash on you silly.
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How the fuck does a debit card get declined? It's just pulling money out of a bank account.
Or are you actually at zero dollars in your bank account?
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>>34199956
>Or are you actually at zero dollars in your bank account?
Likely.
my coworker said my wallpaper is inapropied
opinions
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If you work a job that people can see your desktop wallpaper please just switch it to black. No one wants to see your vidya or anime wallpaper. It just comes off as childish.
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>>34199855
>If you work a job that people can see your desktop wallpaper please just switch it to black
no
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>>34199785
Assumption: Your coworker is female
Assumption: Your coworker is a turbonormie
Assumption: Your coworker thinks that wallpaper is "inappropriate" because it showsbare legs
I'm a black fembot. How do I get a light skin nigga with good hair?
Discuss black girl feels
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>>34199752
Develop a civilized white woman personality. Do your best to block out the chimp-out-at-every-little-percieved-slight instinct that black females have.
Less anger. Less yelling. Less masculinity in general. No one wants a black fembot due to their savagery. Domesticate yourself and your mulatto Prince will come.
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>>34199907
The kind of black women you're discribing wouldn't be on 4chan just like the thug bbc black men aren't on 4chan lol
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>>34199907
Black fembot here and can confirm he's right.
Ditch everything all of the overly aggressive black women have taught you in life and develop more submissive mannerisms.
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does anybody want to be castrated?
if so why, you crazy bastard
i am curious
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>>34199736
Being emasculated is my fetish.
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>>34199748
mine too but not that far
i do want to have my balls removed surgically though
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>>34199736
>>34199748
I want to feminize a robot gf(male), eventually having her castratedso I can forever bully her about her small empty ballsack...
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Im so lonely
I need my friend to come back
I want to help
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I miss you a lot hoo, I hope you are ok.
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>>34199731
is he your friend? my onliest friends were cats.
rip annabel, Big Ramona
avery's still here though
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>>34199923
its a she
sorry about your cats, friend
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I am not depressed, but I keep getting suicidal thoughts. I am sad often, but it isn't an extreme sadness like I assume actual depressed people have.
I already planned out several ways to do it, but every time I think I can I end up thinking about my family and my neighbors (I live in a dormitory). I'd severely fuck up everyone's head, especially my mom's, but I honestly feel like my life will amount to nothing. I just wish there was some forget-all machine so I could kill myself without leaving loved ones behind. Anyone else trapped in the do-or-don't situation?
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>>34199685
list these ways in depth.
physical ways to end your life. not some philosufical bullshit.
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>I am not depressed
>describes all sorts of symptoms of mild to moderate depression
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>>34199729
But muh philosifies
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>YFW you realize your favorite childhood show was about a group of Chads who spend their free time working out so they can save the universe and bang hot chicks who they promptly ignore in favor of working out
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>>34199675
heh I never thought about it like that. fuck
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>>34199675
>yfw you realize those chinese cartoons were actually intended to teach you lessons like surpassing your fear
>yfw instead you grew up to watch more chinese cartoons
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>>34199675
>goku
>chad
no lol being a fighting freak and flying = / = being a douche bag
> Waa Waa stacy won't date me because i'm a fat fuck with no self control.
Well listen here bucko, because i got a great fucking tip for ya, it got me from 105kg (231 pounds) to 75kg (165 pounds) in about 2 months. Its called eating disorders. Its quick as shit, and if you have any sort of control over your life, you can end it anytime you want to. Ive been at 75kg for 3 months now, because its my ideal weight and i want to stay there.
Heres how you do it: Eat 2 times a day, keep both meals so they dont add upp to more than 500kcal, mostly stuff with alot of protein so you dont lose ALL your muscle. Then, on the weekend, if you wanna enjoy a nice pizza, do that. Then, continue starving yourself. If you set your mind to it, you can do anything! I believe in you fatsos, if i can do it anyone can.
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>>34199668
Also cigarettes and coffee help alot to help keeping the hunger away, but you learn to love the hunger, since it's what tells you that your body is eating itself
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also in between meals
>chug water
>chug diet soda
>chew sugarfree gum
youll feel fuller for longer
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Wait only 500 calories?How about a 1000 a day that's pretty low as well ain't it? Won't going that low fuck your hormones.
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How do I move to Chicago and live in a ghetto that's not in the south side?
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>>34199600
Why would anybody ever want to move here? That's stupid. Stop being stupid.
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>>34199630
Better than being in the middle of nowhere and im poor so I have a ghetto state of mind
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>>34199692
Have you looked into living in Indiana and commuting? Everything is cheaper so your savings in other areas might offset the cost to commute, you'd have to research more though. I'd recommend Whiting, Hammond, or maybe even East Chicago if you're willing to deal with a ghettoish city. Gary is way too fucking ghetto and any place else is too expensive.
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>uni requires that i stop playing vidya
>Stop playing vidya and read 100 pages a week otherwise i'd fail all my classes
>can't stay awake during lectures due to fatigue
>depressed, want out of university, want to go back to the time i just sat along and played vidya all day
i fucking hate college
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What the fuck?
I had WAY more time to do everything in Uni. Not having to waste so much time doing busywork in class freed up dozens of hours per week for me to dick around.
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2nd night back from uni crying myself to sleep. I was so happy during the holidays and now being back here I'm depressed as fuck and idk why.
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>>34199909
Back to uni* orrig
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Would you have sniffed her seat if you were that guy?
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Yes without any regret.
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What a fucking Alpha. How much balls does it take to do something like this in public?
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reminder that he didnt really do it
https://streamable.com/c94ol
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Hey everybody! How's your day??
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>>34199494
Pretty bad
I found out that women would rather date me if I was violent/prone-to-hitting-women rather than honest with myself about my flaws/shortcomings
apparently I'd be more attractive to women if I was more likely to channel my self-hatred into my hands and onto their faces
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>>34199526
Ah-bloo-bloo
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>>34199545
Are you female? give me your address or tell me where you want to meet up so I can beat up on you instead of "ah-bloo-bloo"ing
pretty sure that'll get your cunt wet too, you shallow bitch