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>how have you changed in the past 15 years edition

used to:
>watch Bill Maher, The Daily Show, The Colbert Report, watch Bill O' Reily to make fun of it
>used to be against guns
>used to listen to ska/punk music
>used to lash out at guys who made (anything I perceived as) misogynist remarks
>made fun of jocks and how "they would grow up to vote republican and beat their wives"
>anytime someone criticized another country I would say "well it's not as bad as in america because [insert uninformed convoluted reasoning]
>profess to love literature and say how america's getting dumber, meanwhile I never read too much myself beyond required reading, didn't do that well in school, didn't watch any scientific documentaries beyond Cosmos, all the while thinking Idiocracy was the greatest movie ever made when my friend gave me the dvd
>weighed 220 pounds but had very little muscle mass; ate omnivore diet
>always criticized cub/boy scout program, quit the second my parents gave me permission

now:
>realize how both liberalism and neo-conservatism have failed us, am now libertarian bordering anarchist
>own a huge gun collection
>like folk and heartland rock
>realize that defending women will get me no pussy (and I should remain a virgin anyway) and how modern women have been ruined
>have made friends with former football playing alphas in the gun scene, we go shooting in the desert a couple times a month
>realized America was the last bastion of hope in the world (though it too is probably now a lost cause after seeing all the government bootlickers from the Oregon Standoff days and how both Ron and Rand Paul have lost the nomination. I want to believe in Trump but I just think he's doomed because he has no solid foundation.)
>don't watch any television cause it melts your brain and is propaganda. read a ton of non-fiction books
>at 5'9 I weigh 165 pounds and have decent muscle mass; eat nutritarian-focused vegan diet
>can live both innawoods and innadesert if shit hits the fan

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Where my /nightwalk/ boys at?

Pretty comfy night, no normies about.

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>tfw 18
>tfw older black fembot NEET is coming to meet me
>met her off here
>shes gonna play with my ass

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>tfw when you realize humans are just higher functioning animals but animals nonetheless

Every single animal on Earth has a behavioual pattern that can be observed over time as do humans

These patterns are governed in part by physiology but also by conditioning stemming from the environment that forces behavioral changes in order to survive

These learned behaviors - because the human mind is very complex and we are living in ways that do not encourage its stability - can often contradict and fall short of environmental demands because of an excess of social demand and over stimulation

This imbalance and overall decline in society is due in large to this caused by modern living and overburdening cultural demands

You realize the only free will you have is to follow these persisting biological directives handed down to you for eons

That desire is suppressed by the societal Elite so that you then become dependent on the synthetic versions of it they sell you to make themselves rich

They learned how to condition us into their slaves long ago and have been playing us like dogs ever since

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The Game

>tfw

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That's it. I'm going to fucking do it. I can't let my social skills continue to atrophy. I can't live my life alone. I can't continue to wallow in a self-fulfilling cycle of self-pity and resentment.

How do I become a normie?

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Fuck. It happens to me every time. I get along with some girl I meet in real life and they give me their number and even agree to get coffee/drinks with me.

Then whenever I text them they say they are "busy" and give short responses. I give short responses back and keep the text ratio 1:1 but I can't help but think they think I am "creepy" because I'm even pursuing them to begin with.

FUCK ME right? If I looked like Chad they wouldn't fucking care I was texting them.

It makes me seem like a fucking creeper when all I am doing is doing what Chad would do (except I am respectful and not being pushy).

I think it's because how I look. It's like girls think I'm automatically creepy because I'm ugly

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It's 2017

Why are you still a virgin?

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Robots talk about Chads, normies, and girls being unoriginal and vapid. Some get accused of being pseudo-intellectual to get attention and look smart. But desu what really sets us apart from them? Are we really so different - like what does the average robot do?

I have an odd personality, I memorize a bunch of trivial info, and I like history/politics though I wouldn't say I'm a genius. I don't have any legit hobbies and interests other than sperging out on history/politics, sometimes playing semi-old games over and over again, and every now and then I watch anime and normie TV shows.

What about you guys? What makes you different that isn't a negative?

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How does this image make you feel, seeing a woman willingly allow a man to shit all in her mouth?

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Everyone is still talking about what a shit year 2016 was. 2016 was the year I lost my virginity so fuck it, it was the best year of all time. Anyone else legitimately had anything that made 2016 a great, or at least good year for them?

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>Eat me out, Anon!

>bbBBBRRRRRAAAAAAAAPPPPPPpppp!!!!

>qqqqQQUUUUEEEFFFFFFFFFFffffththththththh

>Oops, sorry Anon, teehee

How would you react to this?

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My mom found my tomgirl doujinshi. Asked me if I was gay, said no and she smirked. Just end it all.

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>family keeps teasing me about getting a girlfriend

DONT YOU GET IT I CANT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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Why do betas act like they don't want to have girlfriends around girls??

>This guy tells me he likes me
>Don't really tell him no but inside not that phisically attracted to him because he's a beta fat fuck
>After a short while decide "why not?" and start trying to spend time with him
>Is on his phone the entire time
>Straight up tells me he doesn't give a fuck about his health or the way he dies
>Starts a lot of convos in the same tone
>Bring him home for a movie
>We're in bed
>On his phone the whole time


So basically it's bad if I want something better because they will probably be assholes, but when I actually try to give a chance to one of the beta fat fucks who supposedly are such good guys he turns out like this. Wat do?