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>>34203486
I am a 6/10 with a great body from lifting for 3 years, messaged 247 women and got 5 replies back, vast majority looked at my message, looked at my profile, then ignored me

take that as you will

>>34203523
what site did you use? orgtelkgdlkf

Fuck dating websites.
Go out and meet women the good old fashioned way... online, women just seem to be on some high horse that they refuse to get down off.

you did not have sexual intercourse.

no participation in sexual intercourse.

zero sexual intercourse

>>34203453

I've been thinking the same thing. I just didn't know how to make a thread about it. Everything was just so much better back in the early 2010's. Now everyone just hates eachother.

>>34203453
I enjoyed life a lot more in 2012 not that it was great it was already on a downward spiral at that point.

Pretty good year. I made some good friends that year after two years of struggling to have friends.

>>34203440
so u wanna be a pussy beta
and have a butch dyke donna gf?

KELSO AND JACKIE FOREVER
FUCK YOU
JACKIE AND HYDE FOREVER

eric is not even a man hes a shrimp who will break under donnas pinky toe

>>34203440
Donna Cucked Eric with Kelso's brother

>>34203449
>butch dyke donna gf
>hes a shrimp who will break under donnas pinky toe
there is literally nothing wrong with this

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>>34203410
>Proof that peoe don't watch asmr for masturbation
>He has had the channel for about a year and has 48k subs
>Isabelle imagination asmr with about than 6 months have 80k subs (although she puts more effort into some of her videos than other female asmr channels)

Dont get me wrong I like dr tingles but there is no denying a large part of people watch asmr for fap material. Tirar a guello is also a good male asmaustist.

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>>34203410
I just want to call everyone of you retards who enjoy asmr videos complete fucking losers who are fucking sick in the head. I find it a thousand times more acceptable to have an imaginary girlfriend, a waifu, than fucking listen to fucking attention whores fucking whispering or shaving their pubes. You are either a fucking stupid dumb kid who actually wastes time from his life listening to random people on youtube tapping the god damn fucking table, or you are just pretty much an adult and literally crazy. There's no a way a normal person would like this, I know this is youtube but god damn, this goes beyond stupidity. Why not just fap at your waifu if you want a "relation" so much, or play a game with cute girls, instead of listening to these fucking attention whores who do random shit? Fuck everyone of you who claim to get tingles from this, I hate you because you waste time listening to that, I'd rather have thousands of replies of pages long typed back to me as a waste of time, rather than subscribing so some dumb bitch who breathes in your ear. You have no idea what you actually want, a woman breathing in your ear is really not pleasant, real humans fucking stink and most women are whores. Should I whisper all of this in your ear so you can get it? Just admit you like this for masturbation, which actually would be a honest reason to listen to this crapp

>>34204000
Tirar is good i agree (op here)

>>34203385
I try to contain my autistic outbursts when I'm in public. Any time I get the urge to dance like an idiot, hit on things, lip sync and air guitar I just take a bunch of deep breaths and tell my self to calm down

All that goes right out the fucking window when I'm driving.

>>34203385
Idk why, but I just read "who( he)re does cringe worthy shit" . Now I'm wondering if anyone has it original.io content of whores doing cringy shit?

>>34203385
I do it out of boredom a lot just to see how people react. Only online though.

>>34203304
I hav ea feminine penis senpie

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>>34203353
pls no

quite original desu

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Fem"bot" threads are the scourge of this board.
Anyway, hey r9k do I have masculine hands?

>>34203258
Wtf why do you have to pay for it? Just get a lawyer don't say anything incriminating. Even if you have to get a loan to get a decent lawyer do it. Its better than paying 44k.

>>34203292
I scared the fats, causing them to fall.

>>34203653
Still not your problem

>>34203252

She has that annoying Stacy voice too.

>internet drama
kys faggot

club penguin >>>>>>>>>>>

why do you people insist on posting these vlog youtube bullshit here?

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Get to stay in tonight in my pajamas and my cat on my lap, all with some nice hot chocolate with marshmallows in them. These are good times

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>>34203371
>>34203242
I missed these threads a lot. Have a picture of the farm I lived on in england for 4.5 months.

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oiiii~~~

234234

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I fapped to this picture 4 times today. She is so fucking hot omfg. She just wants to get fucked so badly.

>Fap
>Cum
>No orgasm

This happens every fucking time and I have no idea why, I think I broke my dick.

>>34203213
who is this2@?!@?!@?

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I WON'T HESITATE

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I WANNA CALL THE PRESIDENT AND SAY WHAT'S RIGHT

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JUST RECORD IT ON VIDEOTAPE

This is how I lost all my friends.

>>34203102
Yea I am. Usually play support in multiplayer or just do single player RPGs which are more fun than normie crap popular now. Being good at games is useless unless it makes you happy.

I know that feel. I have a group I play with regularly and it's usually fun even though I'm on the low end of skill. But most mistakes I make earn me condescending remarks and being talked to like a child, which throws me into an autistic rage. What's weird is no one bats an eye if anyone else fucks up.

One time, I got out of the gate in Overwatch and after two seconds of the round starting someone called me a pleb for not killing an enemy immediately. What were you expecting?

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Just got woken up by my laptop turning itself on. Time to ditch windows 10 I think.

Considering this board is full of students and NEETs I'm surprised there aren't more people on at this time

I need to find a new place to live desu. Do any robots live in a house share? Is it suitable for a spergy bellend like me?

No cuz I feel like a fat disgusting fuck after I pig out on all that deep fried shit.

>>34203042
I used to, when I went to restaurants.

>that guy who buys the white people food at chinese buffets
I hope this isn't any of you