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>>34204721
>eat a bunch of trash but still skeleton

i might get diabetes but its not like dieing faster is a negative

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>>34204721
>fruity pebbles slightly soggy

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I eat instant noodles, drink energydrinks, smoke cigarettes, sometimes go for pizza etc.
I'm not fat, but I feel like I'm going to die fairly early because of it. Which is good.

>>34204697
Looks like I'll be going it alone

I kind of want to but I don't know how to manage my diet; even if I did I don't even know if I can afford the food

What's your workout? Something like Starting Strength?

>>34205115
>even if I did I don't even know if I can afford the food
You don't need expensive crap or good food to lose weight. You need to cut calories down. Average person is supposed to eat 2000, about 3500-4000 is a pound's worth. So consistently under eat by a specific amount. Without counting there's no point. Starting calorie count is like a bell curve, the fatter you are the more calories you can eat in a day without gaining even more mass. So if you're a real fatty you could be losing like a pound every 2-3 days by eating 1500 calories.

As for exercise, the important thing is to use free weights beginning at either 5-10. Anything more you don' have proper form and will do worse. Just google dumbbell exercises for each muscle group and do squats with a bar on your shoulders

>You have to pay attention to all of them.

no thank you, then

>>34204672
Yes, oh god yes would I ever.

I mean are you fucking serious? Asking an attention starved autistic retard if he wants a bazillion 2d gf's?

>>34204672
men biologically are meant to have harems.
but we came to an agreement to spread the qts around.

>>34204637
>Is it even worth pursuing your dreams if you aren't the best at what you're trying to do, /r9k/?
Yes. Why wouldn't it be?

>>34204637
We are bery things that being meaning to life. Even if you aren't the best, by participating you make 'being the best' mean what it does. Without you (and all of us) trying, there is no 'best.' Then there is nothing.

>>34204637
>pursuing dreams
dont bother.
find a hole and crawl into it.
no matter what you do
youll always be at the behest of some faggot
whos where you want to be
and hates it unironically
but you wont get it till youre where he is
if you ever crawl out of said hole
so youre boned either way
what you really want is to be
an ignorant piece of shit
but once youve tasted it
you cant give it up
and as bad as you want it you know
its over
and no matter how hard you try
youll never make it back
and even if you try
someone will always be there to
ruin it for you
say it fuck and try for what you want
best of luck

>>34204600
>What made you quit women?
I was cucked by a bitch that never really loved me
>What do you do to keep the loneliness at bay?
Work on making myself better so that having a companion would be nice but not absolutely essential to be happy
>What are your hobbies?
Video games although they're getting boring
>What's your career?
Out of a job but desperately looking

>>34204600
I just stopped caring.

I don't have hobbies outside of just smoking weed, masturbating and watching cartoons.

I stopped getting 'lonely' a long time ago, probably in my early 20's.
It's too late for me, I don't care about women, just give me my sexbot.

>>34204600
i did for like a year because no women would talk to me.

ended up buying a whore, was nice

>>34204526
Post tits trap slut

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>>34204526
Here's to hoping the both of you get AIDS and die

Cheers, dude

>>34204526
Blackmail him, setup a camera in the room so that when he gets rich and famous you can get some of his money

>>34204345
That's One Premo looking Vag

>>34204345
>I dont know who you are but if you dont leave I'm calling the cops.

T-this isn't how I thought losing my virginity was going to go

Message them the navy seal copypasta

It was me anon
doing well?

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>>34204265
lol yeah do this op

Why do people make dumb bait threads

>do you love her
>can you honestly do better than her

>>34204243
Here's what I would say if I was in your position:
>"The porn you watch is your own business"
>"You can watch whatever porn you want and I won't judge, no need to feel ashamed about what you like"
Make her feel comfortable expressing her sexuality around you.

>"But... I'm a man and I can't suppress my natural feelings of jealousy"
>"So no doing any cuckold stuff in real life, ok?"
Let her know your boundaries clearly and that you are not ok with her cheating on you, and if she does then it will lead to termination of the relationship.

After that, the ball's in her court.

>>34204213
ur a fatti

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>>34204213
i dont eat meat anymore but chicken is pretty yummy

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tomorrow you will start as a vegan

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I don't know what your going through Anon, and its probably arrogant to tell you what to do with your left, but I urge you not to go through with suicide. Does that make me empathic or psycho I'm not sure, but i've seen too many people I love throw their lives away.

Stay strong my dude.

>>34204204
i can't speak for you but for me getting a job made the difference in night and day.

ya i might be a wageslave but shit it gets me out of the house, my family is much nicer to me, and i feel proud knowing i'm doing something for the community while getting money.

btw im a sales associate they're good robot jobs you mainly just tally up the customers items ask them some prescripted lines if they want to sign up for mail-in coupons or e coupons - get their address, etc. most say 'okay sure' to that stuff. and that's it simple stuff.

>>34204204
Describe your life.

How old are you
What are you doing
Why is everything so bad

>tfw having sex with multiple partners at the same time is an extremely uncomfortable idea
>tfw would prefer kissing to a blowjob
what is wrong with me

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>>34204179
Thanks for this, OP

You are credit to team

>>34204312
Multiple partners being intimidating makes sense. You only have one dick. They have 3*x holes total.

Kissing is also intimate and giving a blow job is sickening.

>>34204157
you still aint drop out?

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>>34204157
>tfw no nigger partner to argue with

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>>34204157
>tfw no battle brawler fags in class

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buy a gym membership and use your time off work to get swole and fuck staceys.

>>34204206

No. Working out sucks dude. Nobody actually enjoys it besides Chads.

>>34204129
when youre really fed up with your life is when youll begin changing it. posting on a board isnt being fed up. listening to metal and being frustrated and turning off your laptop is being frustrated.
>inb4 emo inner angst too edgy 5 me

definitely YGO just because it has the sweaty neckbeard from the early 00's stereotype which was even worse than the modern neckbeard. Back then, extreme edge and cringe was even more common than it was now, at least among the autistic types

>>34204092
Which one do you enjoy more homo?

>>34204092
All CCGs are way beyond my autism level, but I think YGO is worse because it means playing against actual children. At least with Magic you're in an adult community instead of being that one weird neckbeard in a sea of 12 year olds.

A guy I know owns a card/weeb stuff store and I drop by once in a while, and have to make sure I don't go in there on YGO nights because it's like wandering into a daycare. Even Vanguard isn't as bad.