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>>34206725
I will admit that I'm pretty aware of how good I have it probably because I can see mexican slums from my frontyard.

A lot of people throw away food here

>>34206725
First world countries are the most robot countries, OP.

Since at 2nd and 3rd world you would get bullied (to death) if you were a robot so, most of /r9k/ comes from 1st world and the 3rd world anons still haven't killed themselves (yet).

The only place where it's literally impossible to find a robot is the Arab world.

>>34206725
still shit if you're poor
but admittedly better than the alternative

Asians and Whites have Neanderthal admixture, Sub-Saharan Africans do not.

We're descended from a common ancestor but obviously carry genetic and evolutionary differences based on location. Think of it like dog breeds. modern dog breeds are descended from the grey wolf as their common ancestor, but there is a vast amount of difference between them, yet they're all the same species and can interbreed

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>>34206670
Fucking niggers always saying "there's just one race, the human race". What is so offensive about other cultures and skin colors that offend you?

Actually, when you compare humans to something like dogs, there's actually not all that much variation.

But yeah it is interesting to think about. Really though a lot of it comes down to skin tone and skull shape and then a lot of minor things that you see as mutations in many other species too like hair/eye color, height, and internal organ differences.

Most species show a lot of variation once population sizes get up to the billions. There's just lots of chances for mutations. Sure taxonomists could get even more detailed, but there's not a whole lot of need.

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When you forget to add the slash at the end

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[Spoiler]>when you accidentally mistype the spoiler tag[/spoiler]
>when you're well aware about the hotkey but never use it

>>34206667
When you're one away from quads and find out that apparently the slash is not needed

>>34206642
Wow Chad, you sure have it awful rough!

>>34206642
Wait she wanted to marry you after dating for a month?

>>34206642
>together a month
>wants to get married

wew lad, you should consider yourself lucky

>>34206636
That's not autistic, that's just being a needy impatient douche

>>34206636
It happens to be fair he probably thought you ghosted him. Its happened to me a lot and after 2 days of not talking I just assume I'm being ghosted.

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>>34206636
If someone is lonely, not talking to a friend for a few days feels awful. If course it's unreasonable to expect people to be constantly there for you to talk to, but sad people are often irrational.
They might have felt like you were avoiding them for some reason.
Add them back?

>>34206567
OK so then I just don't try! ...Good talk!

The best part about that image is you know it was made by a girl who was acting like a cunt and tried to frame it like the reason she can't keep a dude is because they can't handle a stronk indypynynt womyn with opinions like her.

>>34206576
good talk

>>34206548
To take better care of myself. It's not going well.

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Visit family more
Watch more baseball
Drink more beer

>>34206548
Are you like a 5'0 grill? Seems like not much at all. Not really a resolution but I started going to the gym again because they always offer sweet deals at the beginning of the year. Feels good working out again after a few months of not doing so

>>34206524
I'm white what do you have against us?

nonwhite here

I highly recommend you fuck my asshole with a large objects until I bleed to death for internal lacerations

I have no problems moving to wherever you are located to make this a possibility

thank you for your help in helping me accomplish my dreams

>>34206524
If you're a white woman, literally end your life. I can expect this kind of shit out of chinks, spics and niggers but just die

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cute yukari

>>34206440
>Why is it so hard to make friends in general

people outside of the robosphere are fucking shit imo

>tfw worried you might be the person OP is talking about

If I am, sorry for being such a fucking autist

>>34206294
Quit my job and focus on what really matters: nerf guns and drumming

>>34206294
I'd have a ton of capital to invest in the stock market to make money. I could then quit working and live the NEET life until I die.

>>34206294
More anime

Literally all of the TTU computer science department.

Fat neckbeards, girls with Tourette's, guys with weirdly shaped bodies and crooked teeth.

Would be weird as shit if they didn't browse here.

Dear J,

I miss you and love you. I know things can't be like they were when I was still a junior in college (though I would jump into a time machine so hard if I could) what with real life and all. But as sad as I am that the job(s) and the cats and now, the wife, equals no more talks into 5 am or bedtime stories, I'm so happy that you've found a good place in life. I really am. You are such an amazing person because you are such a good person. I don't think I know anyone else as kind as you are (except for my momma, obvi., who I'm convinced is either a robot alien or the Buddha reincarnate).

I'm still sorry about missing your wedding. I'm such an idiot. At the time it made sense to prioritize work but I regret it so much. I'm ashamed. I should have been there, fuck work. It was one of the most important days of your life and I decided it was more important to do some bullshit for a job I don't even really like. I am a horrible sister and I am ashamed to tell you how badly I feel because I was so wrong. Ugh.

Anyway, I know you very occasionally visit this board like I do. Once upon a time you mentioned leaving me a letter in one of those threads. I didn't see it and you never fully divulged the contents. I don't know... maybe you'll see this, maybe you won't.

If you do, don't tell me you read it.

(Love you.)

Dear R

I'm sorry for being so BPD

I love you so much, romantically...

I hate myself and I'm sorry for being such a meanie

I miss you but I will never talk to you ever again

Oh god I feel so lonely tonight

>>34206235
Opiates, alcohol, or meth?

Im having trouble kicking heroin, the only thing that keeps me going is seeing my old junkie friends and their pathetic lives and remembering i used to be like that. Also not being sick all the time is prime stuff

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>>34206311
>Also not being sick all the time is prime stuff

>tfw currently kicking morphine/opiates again for the 2nd time since last winter

>>34206127
I don't remember having to do that.
CC is basically high school with ashtrays.

>>34206127
Yes you have to introduce yourself especially at community colleges since they are smaller.

>>34206140
What's a normal sounding hobby I van pretend to have?

>>34206119
this might sound like "babbys first philosophical epiphany" to some of the other robots on the board, but I sincerely don't think any other animals even possess the instinct for self-awareness that humans do. It's unnerving.

>>34206119
For millions of years mankind lived like the animals
Then something happened which unleashed the power of our imaginations
We learned to talk.

>>34206119
Yes, it's what called being a normie. Go ahead and try it out, but don't complain when it leaves you even more dead inside than you were before.

I'd be more worried if I did fit in with the soup vegetables who post here regularly.

I'd be more worried if I did fit in with the steamfeels threads who post here regularly.

>>34206118
You've gotta give me some credit, I fought spammers in /qs/ to get you a normal board.