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Red pill:
>You are given the strength of 10 chimpanzees combined but are forced into being 3'5,and will have your IQ lowered to 70
Blue pill:
>You are given the speed of a cheetah and will not take up oxygen when running but if you ever stop your heart will also and you die
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>tfw i am an outcast amongst outcasts
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>>34207934
I don't want to take any of those to be honesto.
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I'd take the blue pill and die
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What makes you isolate yourself, /r9k/?Not related to the question, but I hope all of you have a nice day.
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>>34207889
I'm not sure if I isolate myself or if other people are the ones who isolate me.
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>>34207889
When feel so full of everything and kind of "oversaturated". I would isolate myself by going outside on a walk and just being there.
Hope you have a great day too.
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>>34207889
I want to protect people from me
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>tfw 27 year old lesbian
>tfw know only 4 lesbians in my lifetime and all of them had gf
>tfw no lesbian gf
2017 will be the year I hire a whore
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>>34207865
To be fair anon did you try tinder and similar stuff? A whore will get you off but do you really want your first experience to be with one?
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>>34207865
Well good luck my lesbian friend. I wouldn't try it with a whore though since lesbian sex is a little different. I don't want you to get any STDs.
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>>34207891
no, i live in a small town and i hear tinder is full of straights/skanks wanting a threesome. have you had success?
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>is gay for folk punk
https://www.youtube.com/shared?ci=h2g2dw6QHhY
How do we feel about folk punk?
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>>34207807
Courage the cowardly dog Is my favorite.
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>>34207817
That's not a fucking answer you piece of shit.
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>>34207807
Folk punk is bad and anyone who likes it should kill themselves
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Just a reminder that /steamfeels/,/bitfeels/ and discord threads belong on /soc/. Not here. Normalfags need to get off this board and go back where they belong.
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>>34207777
I used to think the steam threads were for robots who wanted to play games together to help soothe the loneliness. I hate that it's just erping and friend collectors.
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>>34207777
KEKS NEED TO FUCK OFF TOO
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>>34207777
/pol/ belongs on /pol/
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Would you fuck this man?
https://www.youtube.com/shared?ci=98L8KUXKgVM
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Probably not, Thomas.
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>>34207765
>tfw that's actually my name
How did you know this?
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>>34207754
Gomes?
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dubs and I fuck this absoloote m4dman!
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rolling
orignalalyio_supreame
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>>34207535
Do the hand thing?
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>>34207535
we want proof after.
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YOU SEE PIC RELATED? THAT'S EVERY THREAD I'VE POSTED IN WITHIN THE LAST FEW HOURS. EVERY SINGLE POST I'VE MADE HAS BEEN AS CONSTRUCTIVE AND HELPFUL AS I CAN POSSIBLY BE, YET I DON'T HAVE ONE. SINGLE. REPLY.
WHAT THE FUCK; AM I A FUCKING GHOST? I WANT SO LITTLE. ALL I WANT IS TO TALK TO SOMEONE AND FUCKING N O O N E IS REPLYING TO ME. WHAT THE FUCK? AM I NOT GOOD ENOUGH? JESUS CHRIST.
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>>34207494
Here's a (You). It'll get better
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>>34207494
free (you)s :3
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anything you wanna tell us?
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>tfw girl you hooked up with from work tells everyone you were the worst hookup,horrible at kissing, and in general was a mistake
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Laugh it off and just tell everybody that it was in fact her who was the most terrible day you've ever had and that she's just trying to cover up for her complete failure by going on the offensive.
Worst case scenario nobody knows who to believe, or they have their own little camps they would have been in any way.
Slander is a two-way street
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jesus fuck thats rough.Are modern women even human anymore?
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>>34207485
Dude, turn it around.
Tel everyone you short-dicked her (kept your hand wrapped around the base of your shaft while it was inside her) because you just wanted to get your rocks off and get the fuck outta there.
Which one is better? One on the right or one on the left?
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>>34207471
They have basically the same body in that picture
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None of them. They're both whores.
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>>34207471
right
moar?
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ITT: food that you always try to like but can't
Mustard, the taste is too strong that get over whatever you put it on, but in very small quantities is good
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>>34207459
try honey mustard, that's what I did
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>>34207459
Use it in recipes. I toss some mustard powder in with my fried chicken mix, shit's the bomb.
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>>34207459
>Mustard, the taste is too strong
What are you fucking gay?
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>christmas money has officially ran out
>bank account is at 0 dollars
>credit card debt from like 4 years ago that i haven't touched still looming over me
>also have $3,500 student debt for a wasted semester in uni
>have been sitting on my ass for about 4 years straight now ever since moving back home from the big city
>probably time to get a job by now
how exactly do i do that as a mid-20s NEET with no workable references anymore.
most of the places i worked don't even have the same management. one place doesn't even exist anymore and i worked there for a year. like what the fuck do i do?
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Try a temporary or staffing agency anon. If you live in any major city in the US they should have one or a few. If you're in the EU they should have some as well.
They look for a job for you and they can find even the most basic and menial of jobs for any unskilled nobody.
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>>34207463
hmm. i live a pretty small canadian town but i think we do actually have one temp agency in town.
good call anon i actually never thought of that in my past few days of job searching.
in case they are out of business due to lack of jobs in our town like i'm fairly sure they will be, im still open to other suggestions on how i can find employment as an adult with no references.
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Get a job where they just need you no questions asked.
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Haven't seen one of these in a while, they're usually pretty fun. Let's see how screwed you guys are anons. Might post mine later but not yet.
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>>34207222
My last text message with a girl occured in december 2014, I wished her good luck because she left the country for work.
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some girl that I drove home texting me about how she had season passes to basketball back in december
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I deleted them all but it was one from her saying something like
"you need to learn to take a few hours embarrassment to save yourself from months of upset. You're better than that anon, you need to be for your own sake. Goodbye"
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/sft/ - Steam Friends Thread 2017-01-17 09:44:24 Post No.34207219
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post steam ids and lewdpost as well as stir up drama
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> steam friends
nice auto sage trigger..
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>>34207219
>/AWT/ attention whore thread
How long until the heroine user shows up?
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steamcommunity.com/id/Tomoko420
tfw no mokocchi gf(male)
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>quit all social media 4 years ago because i felt it was making me unhappy/i thought i could do better on my own
>make fake facebook just now for tinder
>upload new picture
>recommended friends: literally dozens of people that i have no idea how facebook knows that i know
>vidya people from steam, work people from being a wage cuck, old facebook friends, etc
>ex-stacy with new chad bf is #1 recommended friend
>delete new facebook immediately
wew thanks social media
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>>34207216
>no idea how facebook knows
You been out of the loop? Facebook, Google, NSA, they all gather as much info on you as possible and share it with each other. The internet knows more about you than you do.
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>>34207216
>Use Facebook
>Stop using Facebook
>Go back to Facebook
>OMFGWTF HOW DOES IT KNOW ME?
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>>34207316
>The internet knows more about you than you do.
this
I quit all my social media like 4-5 years ago just like OP but I still have a couple gmail accounts linked to my cell #/home address because I'm a retard who fell for the un-rooted/un-jailbroken smartphone meme
pretty sure I could experience the same thing as OP if I made a zuccbook again