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I take anti-depressants. i was just reading that they are supposed to return you to your 'previous self'. but the problem is i've been depressed from ages 12 to now (19) and i don't actually know what that previous self is.... i certainly don't remember having any sense of self before age 12....... fuck, I don't have a sense of self now now ( yeah, yeah, 19, you young blah blah) what the hell is a self even- so, what the hell are theses pills supposed to do for me? i fell the only thing that they do is make me content with being depressed all the time.

so in a way my question is more about this 'self' that i'm supposed to be returning to... what do you suppose it could be? i'm aware this question has been puzzled over for hundreds of years, what i'm asking is what does a sense of self feel like?
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Stop reading stupid shit. That's not how antidepressants work.

Just pay attention to how you feel, report to psych doc, they will adjust.
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>>34208833


What kind of questions have you when are depressed?
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>>34208956
>What kind of questions have you when are depressed?

this is important op

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I really want to go and travel the world , but I'm 28 years old and I will feel like it would be suicide career wise. Like what type of work would I get after I come back.
Plus it's hard to come up with enough money to travel the world. Most people agree it would cost about 20k for a 1 year travel and I only have 8k and it's super hard to save money when I pay so much for rent and other needs. I've been literally starving myself to save money. I just don't know.
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>>34208779
Stop being poor retard.
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Anon, do you have any career skills now? I traveled for four months but it actually helped my career because I volunteered in my field, and experience like that really pops out. You have to make arrangements like that stateside though. If you can plan for an income beforehand, or volunteer somewhere that provides basic housing and food, you need considerably less money.
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>>34209393
No career skills. Just useless degrees and a decent secure job now (38k year). My plan is literally just quit my job when I have 20k saved up and travel around the world staying at hostels and eating cheap food like bread and water.

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How can I change and reach my final form?
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Scream on the top of your lungs for like 3 episodes straight
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Train your mind and body, and cultivate your spirit.
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You must sink to rock bottom and then have an epiphany that changes everything

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What would you do if you had a son who then grew up to be a furry?

>This is just who I am, Dad!

Would you beat the shit out of him? Just hope he grows out of it?
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>>34208691
I would definitely beat the everlasting fuck out of him. Then I would see if that had any effect.

Then he would be disowned from my family and sent out into the wastes to become some furfaggot yiff slave.

I would rather have him just come out as a normal gay person. Shit, he would receive nothing but love and support for anything he did except being a shamfrul furry
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>>34208691
Call up my boy Mike Pence for some electroshock therapy
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>>34208691
perform DIY lobotomy on him

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What role does Bonnie Rotten play in the Lazy town canon? Might she be Robby Rotten's estranged ex-wife who has to fend for herself doing porn because Robby is immune to Alimony? Might she even be his long-lost daughter? We must know now that she has quit the business Robby might want to accept her back!
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>>34208677
The dubs demand an answer!
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>>34208677
Bonnie Rotten the pornstar...?
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>>34208698
>8698
Holy shit! Inverted dubs

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>Wake up
>"Breakfast is ready, anon!"
Wat do?
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>>34208671
tell my gf to go fucking shave because she knows better
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I don't even like girly pee-pee parts...
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>>34208671
kill yourself and stop posting this fucking shit cuck

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When was the last time you are truly happy /r9k/?
for me it was 4 years ago I spent my birthday with my oneitis...
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>>34208660
Every day since I met her.
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>>34208660
I ran around my house autistically a few weeks ago. That was pretty cool
>>34208666
gtfo Satan
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>>34208695
Why would you do that? Some kind of exercising?

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Why are FAGS so annoying?

Why cant they get a hint that we loathe them?
Why do they continue to post gay porn on our board? Why do they continue to make "trap" threads?

They continue to raid our board when they have their own and pretend to be victims when we tell them to fuck off.
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>>34208632
I heard they literally make raid threads on /lgbt/ trying to convert robots to homosexuality.
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Trap posting is 90% ironic meme-posting.
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>>34208682
They do. I have seen several of them. It makes me want to punch a faggot in real life.

Fuck they are annoying and disgusting. The most annoying pieces of shit even above slutty women

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How was your highschool robots? I dropped out, and didn't have any friends either so I never got to experience the famed graduation party
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dropped out as well desu, freshman year

I'd have been graduating this year, time went by so fucking quickly it's insane
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>>34208616
Was supposed to graduate 2015
I should graduate in about a month (finally)
Just gonna grab my diploma and walk out, no need for parties or ceremonies
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>>34208616
I dropped out after my Junior year was over

High school was actually pretty good to me though, I was awkward and got bullied but I also managed to have friends with the same interests (video games) and even dated and lost my virginity to a qt chubby teen that I dated for 4 years.

Then it was like my life just gradually came to a stop after I dropped out, like a train pulling into the station of stagnation.

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This one wish has to be about society. You are allowed to change one thing.

What do you pick?
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>>34208567
To fix /r9k/
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Pic is my wish
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>>34208577
THIS
DUBS CONFIRM
PRAISE CAW
MAKE /R9K/ GREAT AGAIN

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Fembots, no sane man will ever stay with you, so why don't you get a doggo bf?

>doesn't care about your mental illness, that you are fat, ugly or otherwise undesireable
>will love you unconditionally
>will protect you
>loves eating pussy
>the uniquely shaped penis will give you neverending chains of massive orgasms
>lots of cum that will gush out of your orifices
>the cum has a very high temperature so you clearly feel it inside

There is literally no downside
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My doggo is lying right beside me. This post is heathenous.
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>>34208546
We all know you are going to get him to knot you later tonight while you think about this thread the rest of your day.
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>>34208518
>>>/an/

origami origami originally origami

*hits the lights*
MORNIN' NEETS!
*slaps you on the back*
Wake up boys it's already...five forty five!
*sips coffee*
I know you probably just went to bed a couple hours ago but it's a bright new day of opportunity and sunny skies. This morning I'll be helping out Dr. Davis with his new research project. Ah, another day, another handsome paycheck.

So what will you be up to this morning, NEETfriends? I'm sure you'll have another exciting day of personal improvement, reading high literature, and rugged, independent, self-employment.

I left some coffee on if you want it. Gonna be a long and productive day, you know.
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>>34208503
Morning, brother!

I'm about to graduate college this spring, but I have been working as a TA. We had yesterday off, but spending all day on the couch leaves me sluggish and with a headache. No wonder NEETs are so fat!

Anyway, back to the grind. I think I'll flirt up the qt grad students I work with and make a handsome paycheck on the side.
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>>34208850
Doesn't look like the NEETs are up yet, I should probably reset their alarm for earlier if they're gonna get out bright and early to go job hunting.

Wew lad, gonna be time to start the day soon!
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>TFW not comfy neet

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Hey brobots, got any tips to relieve social anxiety for a single event? I have to go to a barber, its a live queue style place, i dont have an appointment. I have postponed this for weeks now, its hard enough to go grocery shopping. I was drinking a little alcohol beforehand to relax a bit, is it a good idea?
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I was going to recommend drinking. Don't get drunk though.
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Beta blockers. Valium etc.

(You should already have these if you're so anxious about being around other people you're considering drinking for the barbers)
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>>34208473
Dont drink. You will get drunk make a fool out of yourself and feel bad for months.

Just go there with a prepared line and know what to say to get the haircut that you want,

Then just sit there silently maybe even with closed eyes like i do.

Who /sinking into solipsism/ here? I'm seriously starting to believe I'm in a simulation and none of you fucks exist as anything more than unconscious puppets. It's quite lonely.

This slow realization has helped my social anxiety tremendously, it's pretty much eradicated it actually and I'm finally fucking free. No more second guessing myself. No more worrying what others are thinking. I'm fucking alone, I'm the only one here.
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>>34208446
tell me more about yourself.
i want to know inside whom's head i am living
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No that can't be true because I am real
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i used to think that until i realised i cant teach myself things i dont kniw

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>Girl going through trouble with her bf
>Have a thing for her
>She we start cuddling and making out
>First kiss
>She let's me touch her boob
>Back to her place
>We getting frisky
>Gets lingerie gives herself to me
>Can't get hard
>"It's ok,"
>Sucks me off
>Neat
>Tells me to fuck her, can't get hard
>Starts crying
>"bb I'm nervous"
>grinds on to me
>Can't get hard
>She starts crying
>"I should go..."
>Told my roommates not to wait up cuz I'm smashing.
>Stuck in the parking lot till 10am
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Your beta genes refuse to let you create offspring. Leave the sex to Chad. Rot away alone.
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>>34208445
your literally a piece of shit scumbag for doing this. Just think of her boyfriend who loves her and probably worried sick. Don't worry though because Karma is real and you will get yours 10x as worse. Trust me
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>tfw even your beta orbiter doesn't find you attractive
She's probably going to kill herself now, OP.

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