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Be me black
Cute half black girl in uni, be extremely friendly
Ask her out after a few months
>Sorry anon you're sweet but i am not really into black guys
> few months later she her dating a really dark Indian guy

Like WTF

How is dark-skinned Indian better than a black guy.
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She wasn't into you, she figured you hears 'I' m not into black guys' enough times in your life where it wouldn't be that upsetting to you. you'd be like

>yeah I understand, a lot of people don't.
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>>34210895

Fucking bitches man
I have several stories of me getting decieved by fucking whores.
Women just ain't worth it.
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>>34210939
Look inwardly to understand why this happens to you.

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Funny borderlinefag threads please

>that borderlinegirl who basicly fucked with everyone and told you the story of how her dad raped her afterwards
>That borderlinefag who always tried to kill him self but no one gave a fuck because he was a guy
>That borderline kid witch swalloed racerblades because he wantstofeelsomthing.exe
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>that borderline girl who broke the hearts of every person she ever had deep feelings for because she was insecure
>that borderline girl that no one knows is borderline
>that borderline girl who is trying really hard to better herself but will probably fail and die alone
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>>34210859
what if you are borderline guy?
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>that girl that told the teacher about how her dad and stepbrother raped her while she waited for the bus

Why do girls lie like that lmao

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>born before all mankind by the angel Michael
>invented the wheel
>carried Jesus' cross during the Passion
>invented gunpowder
>discovered algebra before Muslims
>invented electric lights
>helped set up a secret Nazi moon base during WW II with the discovery of rocket propulsion
>best bros with Hitler
>smuggled Hitler to Argentina and built him a cyborg body
>helped France recover after WW II, because it is a white country after all
>established secret aryan Mars moon base with robot Hitler
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Literally what is this meme, I missed out when it was made on /pol/
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>>34210949
>Literally what is this meme, I missed out when it was made on /pol/
It is better if you stay outta this my friend, the bogpill is hard to swallow
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its just one guy shit posting all day

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how do i get rid of my crippling axiety robots?
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>>34210830
fast application of lead to temple
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drugs would do it.
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You can't
You are here forever
Normies will treat you with contempt
We are your family
We understand your pain anon

Welcome to the brotherhood

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>6'0" in the morning
>5'11" in the afternoon
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>8" in the morning
>12" in the afternoon
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>5'5 in the morning
>depressed in the afternoon
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>>34211440
>5'5 in the morning
>Crossdressing in the afternoon

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Hello fellow robots what jobs do yall have?

Me , pump mechanic
45k a year
25 years old
No gf
No hope
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>>34210786
>45k a year
>No hope
>pump mechanic

Nice try you have plenty of hope

Me
>Community College Dropout
>My gf is fictional
>I make 70k imaginary dollars a second
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IT service technician
50k
25
No gf
Some hope
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>>34210877
Grrrr do you know how many times it guys call me that the pumps won't come on and every time it's a software issue. My pumps are always in tip top shape it man REEEEEEEEEEEE!

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Anyone else here feel like they attract negative attention?


I'm only 5'7 and there's always seem to be one guy that's trying to "dominate" me in some way, and when I don't let them, they want to get into a physical altercation over it.

I feel like I must give off a pheromone or something that makes people want to be a smart-ass to me and fight me.

Do I come off as being an easy target? How do I stop this? (inb4 lifting, I've been lifting for years, it hasn't helped, plus I'm natty, so it isn't like I'm a walking chode, I lift for aesthetics anyway)
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>>34210733
They want your butt, silly boy
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>>34210733
Woah what the hell. That's like me every new place I go. I live in a second world country where the police don't care about small things so I go a batton and ambushed the guy after work. Just beat people when you get the drop on them. It's so satisfying and adrenaline inducing that you have to set a alarm on your phone to stop or you might kill the person that
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>>34210753
I'm not memeing cunt.

I've just noticed, if I am in a room of 10 people for example, that the negative attention will get focused towards me, and If I get upset at all, people start wanting to fight me over it.

It's almost as if other people are immune to being "attacked" and avoid it easily and I just attacked.

It's almost as if they can smell the insecurity or something.

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>meet girl a few months ago
>I think she likes me
>I take her to a nightclub
>pay for her ticket
>she makes out with some random Chad
>for some reason I keep talking to her
>I realize that i'm a retard and stop
>a few months go by
>she texts me and says
>"hey, we don't talk anymore, like we used to"

What the fuck do I do now, lads? I think that it could be either a trap to get my beta attention and betabux, but maybe she actually likes me.
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>>34210725
>pay for her ticket
>she makes out with some random Chad

still asking if its a trap,

she is cucking you, dumbass
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>>34210755
What if it was just a temporary lapse in judgement? We had some drinks before
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>>34210787
No ,anon. If she makes out with another guy , you have no chance. She's using you. Please stop taking to toxic whores like this

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How hard is it to join a monastery? I just want to live a quiet, simple life free of degeneracy.
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>>34210722
You'd be working like 16 hour+ days I think, 7 days a week. Depending on where you go. In exchange for room and board you'd be helping the people near your monastery.

Just go minimalist. You could live without unnecessary worldly possessions Not sure what you mean by degeneracy though.
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In the US you need your parent's permission to join, even if you're 40. You also can't be a sperg, because you have to discuss scripture every day.
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>>34210722
Being a monk is hard op
It's not all praying and mediating
you'll be getting up early morning and doing a lot of work, like sweeping helping with laundry and cooking and other errands.

and you don't just join a monastery you have to earn your place by doing a lot of grunt work.

Like the second poster says try to go minimalist and learn mediation.

>>34211256
I think he means porn and the sexually degenerate and hedonistic modern culture.

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What is their endgame?


>Strong ties to the French prime minister; evidence to suggest that they influence his every move, pushing for policies meant to weaken the nation's moral fabric so that they might rule over them without difficulty
>Belong to an ancient bloodline which has been associated with royalty and untold power
>Evidence which suggests that the Rothschilds are operating under their supervision
>Own DNA editing research facilities throughout the world
>Extensively funding NASA research regarding sustainable life on Mars
>Rumored to possess psychic abilities and are said to have IQs upwards of 200
>Largely believed to be in contact with alien life forms

Again, my question is, where in the fuck is all of this headed, and how can they be stopped? SHOULD they be stopped?
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>>34210667
Maybe they should but no one can and no one probably will so let's just sit back and play video games and read books

They probably wanna be on par with some higher life form but by trying to aim for the top they may ironically destroy themselves I dunno it's probably none of my business
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keep this fucking bogposting to /pol/
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>own banks across the world
>rumored to keep the electric car down because they want to bring a car based on string theory on the market
>influence the French parliament by force and intimidation
>they know everything about the aliens and might even be in contact with them
>the first designer babies will look like them
>they own several nanobot facilities

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Is coffee comfy?
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>>34210642
it's alright. I prefer tea.
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>>34210652
What flavor

earl gray
green tea
cardamom

I personaly prefer cardamom
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Yes. Coffee and cigarettes in a cold climate is the comfiest thing in existence

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>the blowjob that saved /r9k/
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Are you even aware what you are doing? They will shut us down
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Everything that they are doing is for the best. Do not try to stop it or there will be consequences. Consider this a threat.
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>>34210699
>Everything that they are doing is for the best. Do not try to stop it or there will be consequences. Consider this a threat.
O-o-okay senpai, okay

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TFW no Mexican popstar gf
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coalburner whore
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>>34210609
t. insecure dickIet
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I thought she was Sicilian, not Mexican...

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Dear A,

Please take the hint and leave me alone.

I do not forgive you for what you did.

We're not both as bad as each other, you're just a cunt.

I regret meeting you. I regret trusting you. Most of all I regret sharing a large portion of my life with you.

Deep down I always knew you were scum, but I suppressed it because I wanted us to work.

Go to hell you selfish, impulsive piece of shit.

- Somebody who No longer loves you
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Michael,

I haven't heard from you in a few days. I desperately want to contact you. I don't know why. Maybe I want answers? I want to be able to rationalise what you did. Why did you throw away everything that you claimed that you wanted so badly?

I wish I could hate you, but my soul won't let me.

I hope you fix yourself.

Ashley
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I see you make this thread pretty frequently addressed to A, OP. I wonder what it was she did to you that was so horrible.
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>>34210518
Girls don't belong on r9k

You cannot be a robot

GET

THE

FUCK

>>>/out/

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What do you see when you look out your window, robots?
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>>34210283
I tried to make a thread like this a few times but people just skip it.
Ill give you a bump and my view from one of the many windows.
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>>34210283
It's raining and it's beautiful
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a bogdanoff death squad van

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