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>mommy found the booger wall
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>>34212020
Fuck. I remember when that happened to me. She decided to repaint my room because it was still painted like a baby's room when I was 18. There were boogers and cum stains stretching back four years all over that wall.
>tfw when mommy found the booger and cum wall
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Why do we have these threads every hour now
They're not even funny anymore
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>>34212058
wtf this happened to me too.. how is this so common
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Does "taking control of your life" mean submitting to the 9-5 job and spending all your money on an apartment and car?
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>>34211981
You also need to provide for a woman that refuses to work and her son from another man!
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>>34211981
this could also be called "manning up"
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No it means to do things that make you happy while also taking care of yourself.
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>tfw cant decide whether to date the girl with the qt face and somewhat big tiddies or the girl with the meh face and masssive massive tits
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>>34211967
>Cyborg feels
Truly, the worst fate. Personally, I'd probably go with the girl with the cute face, unless you actually like the other girl more or the first girl shows some massive red flags etc.
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>>34211967
FUCKING GTFO YOU NORMIE SHIT SCUM FUCKER LITTLE CUNT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>34212014
Yeah her tiddies are still bigger than the normie dd cup standard but the other girls are huge af
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Why do white women hate straight white males so much?
I can understand why minorities do, but don't they understand that they're literally white too.Do they hate their fathers or relatives etc.and future sons too.
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>>34211947
They're actually mad only losers want to fuck them
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Tl;dr answer: Communism
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>Why do white women hate straight white males so much?
In reality they don't, the type of tumblr special snowflake women you're describing is actually quite rare.
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So, how close are you with your oneitis?
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I don't even have a oneitis anymore. Everyone in my life sucks.
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>>34211860
> implying I am ever around women
How can I have a oneitis if I work in an all-male office and have only male roommates and have no social hobbies
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>>34211971
Same as this guy. The only worthwhile people are guys and this one fat chick who I find physically and intellectually repulsive.
Who's fat?
What have you eaten so far today?
>Oatz
>Coffee
I put in a few raisins too. Feeling dangerous.
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Two burgers
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>>34211880
It's 10:51 on the East Coast. What are you doing, bro?
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>3 scrambled eggs with cheese
>4 Oreos
>A glass of Coke
>2 mugs of coffee
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>tfw eat only 800 calories a day , every day
>still can't lose weight
Why do people still believe the calorie myth
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If you're not losing weight, you're eating more calories than you think, you fucking retard
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>>34211854
do you drink enough water (real water not some coke zero crap)? your body needs water to burn fat so it might store up on water if you are not drinking enough resulting in more water weight
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>>34211854
you sure you have no constipation?
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tfw you dont belong anywhere
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>Tfw you are also mixed race
>too white for the black people/too black for the white people.
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I know that feeling...even the "outsiders" don't want you. Where do you go from there.
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At least we get to experience true freedom - when you don't belong anywhere, your own will becomes the only reason you do anything.
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Surely there's nothing wrong in being a homosex, right boys?
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>>34211780
well, you gonna penetrate a entire canal in a unnatural way, when time past, you ass dont gonna work properly. You would feel shit/dont gonna containe poop when you get older.
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>>34211780
The prostate is there for a reason. God speed.
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>>34211780
As long as it's a trap I'm ok with it. I've already accepted that I'm a closet homosexual.
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I'm going to go to Mcdonalds probably to get food. I want to try to be more healthy though, there's no food in the house. What should I get? I don't mean to recommend me something """healthy""". Should I get pic related
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if you want healthy go to a supermarket and buy your own shit
no point thinking healthy and then buying fast food. ultimately though just get whatever the fuck you want i'm not your mother
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buy some chicken breast and cook it on a george foreman grill.
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Go get the McKillyourself its free no charge just enter the promo code Noose
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What the heck is wrong with white women
>young and beautiful
>born in one of the richest countries in the world
>where women have all the freedom and opportunity
>have special female scholarship and quotas
>have welfare and other social safety net
>have gender quotas for employment
Still end up in porn.
Like how can you be such a failure
white women have one of the highest suicide rate
Highest divorce rate
High teen pregancy
One of the highest drug abuse cases
STD rates second only to ghetto black women
More than 50% suffer from mental health issues
anorexia bulimia cutting is more prevalent among white girls.
I see so many girls in uni you seems to have cut marks on their wrist or thighs.
Is it all feminism
if their are any femanon would you like to enlighten us on these
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Theyre fucked in the head. Even more so than the average woman
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American* white women.
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>>more than 50% suffer from mental health issues
>"I have le anxiety and le depression! I'm actually an extroverted introvert. That's why I party and fuck all the time but really I'm shy and can't stand social situations!"
Come on guy. At least think a little about that one.
I think a mod is stalking me
I posted in a thread on here last night and my comment was removed and i was banned for 3 days with no reason.
This morning I got up and took my Ipad down to the library. When I left, I noticed a guy following me.
He end up going in the library too.
Anyways, after I made a post in a totally different thread I was banned again.
So I leave the library and this mod was following me.
I seemed to have lost him for the moment and I'm posting at Starbucks now.
What can I do?
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confront him and suck his dick, maybe he'll stop banning you
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Stop living in your own fantasy world
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OP you may be a shizo
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>the feel of popping a blister
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>browse r9k
>literal shitface nobody is posting this meme again
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>when a huge chunk of dry earwax falls out of your ear
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>>34211655
thats gross
and stop bumping this thread
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>literal autist joins my discord server
>ask who he is
>brushses my question off and spergs out
>ban him
If youre still out there, kill yourself.
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>guy destroys whole discord as an admin, gets """perma""" banned
>he's back a week later
Doesn't matter how good your discord is run if the owner is a massive cockhungry fag.
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why do you need to post a thread more than once
cant you make up a new story this time?
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>>34211759
Im sorry thats nothing but the truth and this is an original post. If you don't like the way I do things then maybe you should find another discord.
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I was giving myself a haircut at home and my clippers died before I was done. I'm too embarrassed to go to a haircut place and get it fixed. Help me.
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>>34211584
>my clippers died
How??
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Put on a hat and go buy new clippers
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>>34211598
They stopped working. I guess they broke.