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My entire phone has been modified to sport a Kirby's Dreamland 3 theme from sounds to icons taken directly from the game
That nostalgic copyright infringement though
It goes off often enough because I'm the single office support person for a facility with 5 drivers that need info about this and that so that's cool, but nobody else is ever there to hear it

>>34214226
that's really clever anon.

>>34214253
Thanks. What about you?

I had Metal Gear Solid for a while--that one was fun

>>34214014
>pls respond
do not do that you fucking submissive idiot
Never send a text if she didn't answer the last one

>>34214365
pls respond is a meme, i use it all the time as a joke and it normally works tbqh

>pls respond

You already messed up, fella. Move on

just don't go
when they ask why say you had work or a school commitment
"mandatory" in this case doesnt mean shit

>>34213925
>mandatory dorm meeting

What's this?

>>34213925
You don't have 2 months long holidays? That sucks

>>34213839
White trash

Originolol

Holy fuck I thought I was the only one. Every Kat I've ever met was either a huge bitch or the cutest qt ever

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O.o What's that supposed to mean???

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I'm an only child and my mom is giving me everything when she dies. My grandparents are giving almost everything to my mom when they die, so there's also that. I use my NEET time to take care of my grandparents so I'll be getting those Good Boy Bux when my family dies.

>tfw inheriting at least $30k just for sitting with my grandpa and watching daytime TV

I really hate this place. It's pathetic.

>>34213891
My parents will be getting a $800,000 inheritance soon.

They already said they wont buy me an apartment because "it wouldn't be fair" for my other siblings who all work.

So they think its more fair that they just keep the money to themselves and spend it on themselves, instead of giving it to me/brother/sister.

We're in Australia and $800,000 doesn't go very far, (400k for 1 bedroom apartment in the city)

>>34213774
>What the hell is wrong with our society?
it's a no win situation these days
>tell daughter she can't fuck around
then she becomes a giant slut to spit them. this is how literally all coal burners start out. repression leads to revolution.
>let her fuck around
she fucks around. expect if she was raised right she won't literally fuck around, hopefully just fucks her steady bfs.

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maybe she just takes them to regulate her period or weight

>>34213774
Gtfo there, none of your business you freak mouthbreather

CT scans cause more cancer from the radiation exposure than they prevent. Watch the documentary "truth about cancer" to find out how the medical industry wants to kill you, and cancer can be cured with natural methods that (((Pharma))) tell you are snake oil because you need their drugs.

>>34213760
I'm sorr-

>my loved ones

Get out.

>>34213830
Steve Jobs you're alive????

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>>34213755
this is true
>wake up feeling great after night of drinking
>realize i'm still drunk
>a few hours pass and the headache starts

Such a stupid question, it's like asking "how do you deal with being tired in the morning," it's just normal. It'll go away in a few minutes.

>>34213755
I just drink gain and keep hydrated with water.
Waking up drunk and going to work to send it off is wonderful.

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>at school orientation
>walking from one building to another
>it snowed the other day
>some autist starts throwing snowballs at me
>laughing like a moron
>wtf.jpg
>mfw I don't even know this guy

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roko server bes server lads

>>34213724
>seeing this autistic copy pasta over and over again

>>34213606
No, I leave the house when I go to work, and when I need stuff like weed, cigarettes, and liquor.

King me, asshole.

>Choose
What choice do we have?

Some of us don't like to get killed by the normies for going outside.

>>34213571
salary isnt bad desu, sucks when you have to work more hours for nothing

but its god tier comfy getting paid for federal holidays and weekends

>>34214358
What's the difference between salary and wage? They are literally the same in my language...

Tbh you will always undergo some form of cuckoldry unless you can grow your own food.

>>34213461
So bogposting has finally made it's way over to /r9k/. Interesting times indeed.

>>34213486
I've seen it several times, what does it mean?

>>34213979
Are you saying you want a quick rundown?

the people that watch her are probably 99% ugly fat betas, as long as she isn't fucking any of them then who cares

you have to be on a whole different level of pathetic to give money to cam whores

Participate in her shows

>>34213470
this.
turn her show into some kinda cuckold thing were you fuck her and make comments to the viewers of how they will never know the pleasure of fucking her, so on and so forth.

You can become the bull.
Or at the very least get to do some kinky shit and earn money while doing it.

Just you, sorry

I usually give them a read but this one is really bland looking, I mean there's not even photos for the second half of it

sorry op

yes please sir

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>>34213363
russia was quite strong and had a thriving culture during the times when the Tsar still ruled russia.
Then "communism" came and "made the nation fair and strong".

>>34213423
I think it was the logical conclusion for russian history.

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I cannot live in this hell anymore, lads.