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>>34215138
You deserve it leftiecunt

>>34215138
waaaa waaa a presidential candidate i didn't like won! time to eat myself to death

You are eating yourself to death because you are an addict. It has nothing to do with trump.

All addicts do this. They wait for an excuse to give up and then they do drugs.

Weight loss isn't even hard. I lost 90 pounds with minimal effort

>>34215138
Dumb cunt. Hilary Clinton is a fucking liar and has people murdered for trying to expose her. Trump speaks his mind, he's trustworthy which is exactly why the left doesn't like him.

He'll most likely be assassinated Friday. Either that or the protests will spill into massive violence. Pray he serves his 4 years because if his life is cut short we'll all be dead.

>>34215126
I never got why normies cared so much how many people you talk to. It doesn't even affect them ._.

marry qt as asap as possible

their pea brains get overloaded when faced with someone who doesn't want to be anything like them. They can not compute the fact that their entire existence is fake.

What's whitepill but not concerned with getting laid?
Cuz all I wanna do is fap to muh 2D and live in a way that lets me comfortably do that.

I think this stuff is hilarious, but no I do not fit any of them
Also I find it especially hilarious that the books the iron people read show up together at amazon or goodread recommendations

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Working to get to green pill my nig.

>>34215028

It does. The first week is always shit.

Takes about 2-3 months in my experience to fully adjust to a new workplace. To the extent that you can basically do everything by yourself and don't ever need to call a coworker or manager for help.

What kind of job did you get OP?

>>34215040
I've been a NEET for so long man, but i'm trying to change. This job is a great opportunity, but FUCK am i tired after that first day.

>>34214996
Only if anon is the baby.

It's pretty common, yeah.

You'd probably shit too if you had to push a baby out your dick

>>34215025
Yeah. They simultaneously over-hype intensity and glamorize giving birth on TV.

Women shit themselves pretty often. Human childbirth is probably one of the messiest and least forgiving.

>>34214988
>ask to use little brothers phone while mine is charging
>he has tinder acct

>>34215023
Mine won't let me ever touch his phone, I bet he has nudes of his ugly gf

>>34214988
Look through the keyhole if they have one you faggot. Go watch her tits jiggle as he pounds her

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>wanting to be accepted in r9k

Shouldnt it be the opposite? I dont hate you OP but you need better priorities.

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>join a discord
>make friends
>Admin is a drug addict
>Starts kicking everyone
>One friend who was the most well known person makes a new discord
>Everyone is together again
>Am even made into a mod
>Realize I hate everyone and leave

What next

>>34215027
i'm just so lonely, i'm stuck in this room all day and have no one to talk to.

Goddesses.

>>34214940
>tfw want 5'9-5'10 gf
>tfw they all want 6'2+ Chad
>tfw 5'11.5 manlet

Life is suffering

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Sexy giraffes

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>>34214920
What makes you think such thing?

>>34214920
fuck you leave them alone

>>34214920
they want to be the little princess ant to the queen ant

>custom hip flask

Holy shit anon. Why?

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>>34214896
So I can drink whenever/whenever I go out.

I'm not an alcoholic. It'd be for either Orange or Dr pepper, it better than carrying around a bottle, the 6oz flask fits nicely into my thigh pocket.

>>34215000
*wherever.

You'd be EXACTLY the same if you worked retail

I-is that Tay Tay?

>>34214976
It's not like they have to deal with the public, they're in the backroom most of the day, and I deal with both the managers, the receivers, and the public

>>34214875
it was rather disappointing but still the best and only movie I know about being a NEET

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e9By3IQrzfM

>>34215131
Is it a comedy?

>>34215398
not really, I think comedy-drama is the correct genre.
Noone else recommends anything, I don't know anything either except welcome to the NHK of course but I guess you're already familiar with it

FOUR SCOOPS

>>34214870
Lift faggot

how is this not orginal

>>34214870
I had to up to 4000, consider yourself lucky.

>>34214852
always was ;)

>>34214852

desu martin shkreli ain't that bad. He is a pretty funny guy IMO.
Personally I like him.

I think he is ourguy
He is probably going to be alone for the rest of his life.

>>34214852
Plenty of girls love him. He's a fucking Chad. Get that ugly cunt off this board and never post him again.

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>>34214802
no
orgegano

>>34214802
FUCKING shoot me nigger
i dare you

Please don't take my nugget!