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Was he just a failed normie?
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No. He wasn't a robot either. He was a very specific Japanese/East Asian product; young men who cant deal with the pressure of the extreme work/school or the very judgemental shame culture that Japan has.
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>>34219731
is it really shameful to be what Sato ended up as, a construction worker in a modest apartment?
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Yes, but we're all failed normies.
Anyone who says they've been a 'robot' since birth are lying through their teeth. They've had some form of social interaction otherwise they'd be in a nut house without access to /r9k/ or the Internet in general. Having a second of social experience, technically makes you one of these failed normies.

I have no friends i see or talk to. Eye contact with girls with boobs is hard. I have no self confidence. I dont support myself. I think im very smart and most jobs are beneath me.

When i work i just pity myself and think about all the wrong decisions in my life

Im obsessed with conspiracy theories. I am a virgin.

I was bullied a lot as a kid and learned to pretend i dont care and make myself the butt of jokes

I have self confidence issues due to my height and padt experience. I am attractive but i cant talk to girls even though i can see they are attracted

Sonetimes i wish i was dead. Sometimes i wish i was more normal. Sometimes i wish i was taller

I am unhappy and still have no plan for my life years after graduating college

Social media depresses me bc the ppl i used to no have jobs and lives and wives and families. I have my cats but soon enough i will have to take them to a shelter and move in with my parents

Someone tell me how to fix this
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not reading your post but just man up you fag
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>>34220136
This is gonna be the only response i get. At least i wrote it and got it out
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Give up on life, become a cat

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What do you guys think goes through a woman's mind before she decides to have casual sex or cheat on her boyfriend?
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>>34219649
same thing as before any other decision
nothing.
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>I wonder how big he is xD
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>haha if i do this just *one* more time im sure i wont be called a slut ;)

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Who is the patriarch/matriarch of your family?

Will you be the patriarch/matriarch one day?
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My mommy. Who else?

Tfw I wanna be a cool protective father one day ;_;
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>>34219640
I'd patriarch those titties one at a time if you know what I mean
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fuck me santa fuck me santa fuck me santa fuck me santa fuck me santa

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This is what we really look like


hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
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>>34219596
my mind is boggled right now about how this is the front thread
and i bumped thousands of others hours ago
FUCK THIS NEW MOOT I HATE HIM
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>>34219596
oh update this is a pic stealer
not the original thread
it is pretty freaky what we really are. not going to lie.
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>>34219596
That is certainly something.

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>chillin with your waifu
>nigger breaks in
>this happens

Wat do!?
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>that webm

hitting new levels of cuck that shouldn't be possible
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he put him down so gently
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>>34219629
This always gets me. Completly ruin the scene.

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>Kids born in 2005 are having sex right now amd exploring their bodies for the first time

What did you do in 2005?
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Get bullied pretty much.
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Playing in the golden age of vidya games
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>>34219575
played runescape lol

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Who here still /avirgin/ and proud of it? It was god's will to make me a virgin even at the age of 20.
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>>34219556
26 and still going strong. I will remain pure.
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>>34219556
>implying I have a choice
I could pay some money and fuck a whore or fuck a slut and get an std (probably couldn't even do that).
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>>34219556
You're dead inside

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Hello there, robots. I'm a redditor from /r/4chan here to harvest your memes for karma. What do you have as offering?
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Put me in the screencap you twatwaffle.
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Fucking thief reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
I hope you die
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>>34219512
I have a meme for you.
Fk off cunt.

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-pssst-

https://discord.gg/h3xrqh8

Did you know that this discord server has sexy, chubby NEET girls longing for a meaningful relationship!? They're ready for your alpha cock..... Join before the orbiters get a hold of em.
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Upon spending a week in this chat, I got this qt as my loyal waifu.
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Look at her fat pear cunt.
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Want a piece of me, white boy?

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>tfw 6'2, and undesirable trait in women
>and undesirable trait that also means I can only date men who are AT LEAST 6'3, a desirable trait
>tfw I never stood a chance

inb4 fetishists claim that being tall is desirable in women
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I wouldn't mind dating someone taller than me
pls be my gf
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>>34219425
whats your shoe size? are you into foot fucking
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>>34219425
The only questions are is your body proportional and is your face feminine?

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>old, ugly guy bangs a hot young girl

How does this happen?
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Porn, and only in porn.

Or he's filthy rich.
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who's the girl? ora ora ora
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>>34219416
Three (or really two, since 1 & 3 are basically the same) options.
1) Porn - answer in that case is obvious.

2) He's reeeaally charismatic + the grill probably has daddy issues.

3) Rich.

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Livet ar sadar utgavan!
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Vilket landskap kommer mina fellow robotar ifran?
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i love rainbow swedish fish
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vem /sverigetraden/ haer?

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Would you rather:
>have sex with a random string of loose sluts who don't care about you and only make you feel good in the short term
OR
>not bother dating unless you find a girl interested in something serious, even if you remain alone
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>>34219330
I'm currently doing the latter, so that's my answer, but I wouldn't recommend it, seeing as I've never been in a relationship and don't ever expect to be.
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Getting your balls drained regularly by an actual female is far more important than finding the magical unicorn that is the perfect virgin waifu.

There's a reason for practise girls and fuck buddies, they keep you in good shape psychologically.
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>>34219330
You'll be safer with the former, because you're talking a huge risk waiting to invest that much in someone and get rekt. If you'll be happier? That depends on you.

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Hey [r9k], Chocolate Rain is 10 years old, there's probably people on this board who haven't even heard of it.

What are some ancient memes you miss?
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>>34219315
i was here for puddi
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>>34220050
so what, newfag?
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>>34219315
Duckroll was gay but I appreciate it.

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