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Ugh m8 are you trying to get banned

/LGBT/ isn't even a board for gay people. They actually hate gays and lesbos. They're just a bunch of mentally disabled trannies and hairy traps. It's fucking disgusting.

>>34220697
I would help you but I'm now gay, so ...

>>34220648
7x5.5 literally puts you in the top 10% of dicks in the world

>>34220737
wow, only 350 million people have bigger dicks than me...

3 girls have said I have a large cock and they were terrible in bed.

>>34220541
Judaism is not a real religion.

>>34220580
You're not a real religion

>>34220626
They exclude others. It is very, very hard to "become" a Jew. You must have a Jewish parent.

By definition they can't be a religion.

Alternate between under eating and regular eating depending on if I'm at work or not. When I'm home, I usually eat like one meal a day sometimes two but on my work days I eat 3 meals because I don't want to pass out while working (I feel very faint when I do too much without eating a lot)

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>>34220538
Undereat.

If I live alone I forget to eat and nearly starve to death. Many such cases.

>>34220538

I go back and forth between overeating and undereating, and I'm sure that makes it worse.

>eat for comfort
>starve for lack of energy and time and low self-esteem

>>34220432
Unironically i think i feel exactly the same about them as they feel about me.

>tfw when hopeless appendage

>>34220432


mine are pretty sweet, desu. 9/10 would not trade unless maybe for richer ones

>>34220489
Mine are nice sometimes but holy FUCK they are annoying

>try to sleep
>they run around me loud as fuck
>try to fap
>they knock on my door talk to me stand in the next room make noise etc
>try to shit
>they come down the exact moment I sit down and start walking and talking and sitting in the next room

Stop...just go away please

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dFryjUkcSjc

less than three

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uQu71l1WQ3g

https://youtu.be/j3TmF1tRHQg

Why haven't you eaten in 11 hours?
Why do you have to go another 6 hours not eating?

>>34220302
drink a ton of water.

distract yourself
play a video game or something
i dont even notice im hungry 90% of the time i barely even eat
i eat maybe once a day and its not a big meal its usually a small meal

You need to Take revenge on those roasties,by posting the nudes here.

>>34220182
Post some logs or screenshots

>>34220182

You're drawing the wrong conclusions from this. It's not that you have an interesting personality that women would love if only you weren't unattractive; it's that any personality seems interesting when it belongs to an attractive person.

Try it out. Use your same chad photo and pretend to be a moron. See if it makes much of a difference or if they want to fuck you regardless.

Wheels is a qt

>>34220145
i would but i don't really know you very well you are both complete strangers

>>34220145
I'd probably grab that gun and end myself

>>34220131
High test as fuck dude

Punch her then back up best method ever

READY 2 RUMBLE

I know that feel anon, it's a great feel, knowing how overrated the thing i agonized over for years is, i can disregard women know because that's all they have to offer and it's not even that great or worth the effort, I'm free now.

THANK GOD ALMIGHTY I'M FREE AT LAST

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>>34220089
>sex was super fun

This too will fade.
I felt some enjoyment too when I started, but then after Tinder, Craigslist, and even Grindr hookups over the course of a few years, along with a bunch of different drug during sex. Somewhere during this the fun evaporated, and it has never come back.
I now just masturbate and exist as hermit, doing my work quietly and pursuing hobbies instead of sex/relationships.

Don't hook up too often anon. Keep sex special.

>>34220089
I've heard it feels like sticking your dick in a bag of sand. Is that true?

Trick question
water

Trick question
Cum

>>34220070
Diet mtn dew

Tfw she's that pretty and isn't even wearing makeup.

How do fembots even compete?

um.... yes.

i could post myself but i dont wanna be rude lol

>>34219981
>those eye bags
>those lips
>the cute freckles
>the slight pimples

Be my waifu forever

>>34219924
Sit there and cry. I really want to watch my gf call a gang of white guys "maser" while they pound the shit out of her.

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>whitey stealing woman from black bots

do you faggots have no bounds?

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>Mmmm... Tyrone, Chad's dick is so much more comfortable than yours! It doesn't even hurt my pussy a little bit!

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>>34219734
>tfw okay at drawing
>can only copy
>no imagination or creativity
>can't draw for shit unless copying
i-it's not fair, brobot

>>34219734
Same here.

>Learning japanese/ Lose interest
>Draw a lot/ Lose interest
>Programming/Lose interest

This may or may not be depression as it makes people have shit disposition to do things, I found that cycling through things helps a lot, so you don't get that feel of "whatever I'm going to do this later".

>>34219734
>tfw to intelligent to work hard