Is it true that white men like bigger girls?
yes
only betas, pedos, and retards would say otherwise
>tfw no 6'1 220lbs gf
>>34221064
why does black pussy always looked so weird and shit. Serious question guys when I watch porn you can see a white pussy that just looks like a slit but EVERY black pussy I see looks like a god damn meat in the turkey sandwich falling out.
>>34221064
Nyomi Banxxx is a goddess. How many rivers of cum I produced for Vanessa Blue and Nyomi.....
>meet girl
>tell her everything she likes is irredeemable trash
>she doesn't like me
WHY
>>34221024
LMMFAOROTFL!!!!
Go with god my child.
>>34221024
So your not irredeemable trash then?
lol good job lad.
turns out the doctor is right, you really are fucking retarded.
>want to start building muscle
>workout gods say I have to eat 1g of protein per lb of body weight
>I have to consume 190gs of protein a day
Literally how?
>>34221019
>>/fit/
originwras
>>34221019
>>workout gods say I have to eat 1g of protein per lb of body weight
this is wrong
>>34221060
It'd do you some good to learn about fitness fatass
What's the edgiest thing you've ever done?
>cute cashier tells me to have a good day
>i don't
>Buying Yugioh packs at local Vidya with pals
>Smoking hot cashier
>Asks me how many packs I want
>"How many you got" and winks
>Mfw gets wink back
>>34220984
>graduate valedictorian and get home from first semester at university
>drunk and absolute mess from shit tier single mother upbringing (mommy wanted me to get a job at 16 and kicked me out the house a few times)
>brother tells me he's dropping out of HS
>psssh, this won't roll with me
>shout at him that he's a fucking embarrassment and I can't see how I'm related to him
>brother clearly upset
>mommy comes out and tells me to stop
>shout at her "the reason he's such a fucking retarded failure is because of you you dumb bitch, jesus christ abortions should be fucking compulsory for single mother whores"
>mommy goes into her room crying
>brother goes back to his room and continus to waste his life
>pssssh, shouldn't of made it personnel kiddos
Where the stoners at?
My bong shattered today, after months of being held together with duct tape it has now reached an unusable state.
I still have the bowl though. How would I go about creating a bong with this bowl?
I want to drill a hole through a glass bottle but I don't really have the tools to do that?
How can I easily put this into a piece so I can smoke tonight?
Pic is the bowl
>>34220939
I had that happen to me. my carpet still smells.
>>34220939
water bottle and duct tape?
>>34220939
Make a grav bong anon.
>get a crush on a woman at work
>learn that she's a single mother who is going to college
>NOPE
>thankful that I no longer have to harbor the heavy feels of a crush and hope I never have to deal with that shit again
>tfw I know it will happen again because I'm lonely
>>34220932
You're so fucking gay, delete this shitty thread, nobody cares about your drama
>>34220979
>tfw being internet bullied
>>34220979
Nice constructice answer, parents must be proud
>Anony! Come and get your dinner sweetie-pie!
*brrrrttttt*
HNNNNNNNGGGGGGHHUUUUUUAAAHHHUGHUUUUGHUUUUUUUHHH *plop* *splat*
>MMM there you go pumpkin! Eat your yummy dinner off Mommies sweaty tender exposed soles!
*HOM NOM NOM NOM*
MMMMMMMMMMHHHHMMMMMMM!! This is good dinnies mommy!! so tasty *nom nom* *BURP* what recipe did you use! *lip smacking* I finished all the yummies, can I lick the plate clean please mommy?!
is scat the ultimate robot fetish?
>>34221114
It's the ultimate fetish.
Fucking normies are rubbing it in at this point,
>I would give anything to get invited to a house party in order to have the same social opportunities as normies
>I would give anything to fucking have opportunities to socialise with women on an informal basis.
>>34220903
If you would be competent in that dream situation then you would have a problem getting invited to parties, you'd fuck up the opportunity because you're not a social normie, you're you. You should be proud of that, as a robot can pretend to be socially competent, parties fucking suck.
Jeez, for the chance to socialize with anyone would be nice
>>34220903
>I'd rather be skint n have the best memories
>be skint
>n
Can someone please translate? I don't speak nigger.
Why the fuck did someone make a weird thread about me earlier?
I haven't even done anything in months
Because we miss you Vyro
>>34220926
I literally cannot fathom why
>>34220895
i dont know who you are but i miss you
what kinda stuff did you do?
>tfw /r9k/ is so bad these days that I actually miss the old tripfag drama, as bad as it seemed at the time
It's just a lull in the boards life, things will pick up once /pol/ is out of the limelight.
>>34220905
Muh tripcode
>thatfuckingbitchjapanesehardcorelettuce
What do you do when you have no ambition or plan or goals and you've never had one?
I feel like I'm going to become homeless or die young because there's really no job I could ever see myself doing
don't give up buttercup
>>34220949
I want to give up I'm tired
>>34220887
Work out senpai.
Swole is the goal.
>wipe and wipe but there's still shit there
>>34220867
>wipe once and nothing is on the paper
>>34220893
>tfw this always happens
>>34220867
There's literally not a worse feel in the world.
>exgf browses /r9k/
gimme ur initials
Same anon. Don't worry about it, she has no way of knowing you're you.
>>34221283
gimme your contact info exgf of anon
Could you imagine what it's like to be an ugly girl who gets no ones attention? It's one thing to be an ugly guy, but all an ugly guy has to do is get rich and the women come naturally. But if an ugly girl got rich, men still wouldn't come to her, unless they need something from her. How unfair is life?
No.
All she has to do is start a profile on any dating site and she will be swarmed with men several tiers above her, looks wise.
>>34220787
That's not even true, you just don't want to settle for an ugly guy of equivalent value. So Stop whining about Being Ugly you Bitch Roastie.
Life Isn't Unfair, You're Unfair
a woman can get laid even if she's ugly. A man is fucked most of the time. I'd post a picture of that pregnant midget but imI'on my phone
ITT: normies getting absolutely and utterly btfo
>>34220761
>gif of somebody getting rekt
>no story about what happened afterwards
I hate that so much.
>>34220883
He died, fatal does of nerve gas.
>>34220761
Jesus fuck did he break his neck?