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KingBlackChad has returned
Join the call
https://join.skype.com/rfqtkzsL2Zym
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Time to party guise!!11
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>>34221641
Fuck off my board normie scum
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he's back. with a vengence.
Would you sell it to her(male)?
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fooking source please
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>tfw a lewd slutboy uses your virgin dick
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>>34221625
https://exhentai.org/g/992685/97788978e5/
You are a degen for faping to this m8
have fun
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You are a generation of broken, failed men. You grew up being bombarded with images of teenage love, of successful lives, of happy ever afters.
You grew up thinking you were the hero. That you'd get the girl in the end. That the people who wronged you would get their comeuppance. You were shaped by media. Movies, Cartoons, Animes, Comic Books, Video-Games. And each time the ugly head of the world showed itself,you went back to the escapism. Because pretending to be hero is better than being a background extra in real life.
With each rejection, with each passing wasted year, each day spent sitting in front of the computer screen, you slowly realized that there will be no crucial moment of change. You won't bump into a girl in the library that will change your life. You won't get a life-changing job offer.
You're not the hero. You don't get the girl. Hell, there's not even a love interest in real-life. You don't get the success. You're the digested pulp of the 2000's pop culture. You're the shit of the world.
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Yeah we know.
I had poor social skills when growing up. I saw Squall in FF8. He had friends and everyone liked him and girls were throwing themselves at him, even though Rhinoa was the worst FF girl... Trying to act like him in lieu of developing social skills during my early teens was probably not a smart life decision, since I lacked the model-tier looks and gunblade, and the fact that nobody likes people who don't talk regardless of how good looking they are.
I should have tried to be like Zell, he was normie as fuck apart from the face tattoo.
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>>34221502
You're absolutely right, not much I can do about it now though, I'll just let natural selection pick me off whenever it has the time.
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>>34221502
You posted this before.
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Has anyone ere made an LDR work?
The only girls I get along with (or feel comfortable talking to) are ones online, typically from /r9k/ or other boards. However, they invariably live hundreds or even thousands of miles away.
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Last time I contacted a girl over the internet was when I was 11 and she gave me her number over a Yahoo! chat session
I called and we talked for a couple minutes, then she said she had to go.
A few minutes later our phone rings and my sister answers it, then hands it to me saying "it's for you"
I said "hello?" and then the angriest dad ever screamed at me and told me to never call this number again or he'd fuck me up
I've never contacted another female over the internet since
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>>34221483
PROMISING START, GUYS
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>>34221638
That's because you were fucking 11, anon.
I'm talking to like five fembots right now, inching my way towards the inevitable friendzone.
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Ci sono robot italiani qui dentro?
>quel sentimento quando non hai una ragazza perche' fai schifo alla merda
Almeno posso consolarmi con una pizza suppongo?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C2-GX0Tltgw
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>>34221455
>tfw probabilmente me ne andro` via da questo paese e non potro` piu` consolarmi con una vera pizza
(fottuto robot di merda che blocca i caratteri non unicode)
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>>34221455
>MFW mio padre crede che sia cosi depresso che per rallegrarmi oggi ha bussato alla mia camera facendo come Shieldon con Penny in TBBT
Io non so cosa mi trattenga dal sudoku
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no girl i am talking to likes me /r9k/ i dont know what to do :(
so sad and lonely... I cannot express myself well, and i don't want to be fake... can anyone share this feel with me? i do not wish to feel it by my lonesome, and be lonely even more...
advice appreciated as well :)
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seems to me that a simple an hero will cure your loneliness
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>>34221443
Are you me?
Waiting for tips as well
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>>34221443
Overcome your flesh and you will be free. You are enslaved by these primitive desires for women. You don't need a woman, human relationships are fake. You could love a girl, give her all you have, rescue her and she still wouldn't like you as much as a handsome Chad who said Hi to her once.
ITT we describe our ideal girls and ourselves and other anons point out how and when the relationship will fall apart.
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why don't you start? you silly faggot
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Likes Touhou, likes to cook, likes me despite my defects, lives nearby so we can meet and walk together.
That's what I want from my ideal gf.
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exists and like me
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Anyone know anything about circleboard? I saw it on Wikipedia but I don't really get what's going on there.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Imageboard#Circleboard
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bump of originality, wonder if there's a board more autistic than us
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Here it is: http://circleboard.org/int/
Some kind ylilauta /int/ offshoot.
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Ylilauta's /int/ board was originally inhabited by english speaking Krautchan shitposters who got banned from KC. These circlejerkers on ylilauta /int/ ddos'd ylilauta and sopsy the admin cracked down on /int/ by removing names among other things so they left and made their own ylilauta /int/ clone. It's basically like /s4s/ here, a bunch of shitposting idiots.
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>gf already said she doesn't love me anymore, start fights at slight opportunities over trivial shit
>she is too much of a pussy to end the relationship
>i too don't have the balls because I love her and will be a lonely faggot with 0 friends and no one to talk to again
I wish i could press a button and forget her, theres no easy way out without absolute loneliness and despair
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fuck off with your normies problems
saged and hidden
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>>34221347
Dude i'm antisocial as shit, i don't have friends, i met her on tinder, she is a landwhale(a qt one though), its also a LDR
I though everything would be great since we enjoyed each other so much at the start, but she got bored quickly
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>>34221406
>LDR
There's your first red flag
>qt landwhale
I like 'em too, but they are usually delusional tumblrites.
>she got bored
I think you're fucked.
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Some of you guys are alright. Don't go to Planet Vegeta tomorrow.
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>>34221293
Fugg I already bought the starship ticket
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Joke's on you, Freeza. That planet was already exploded by us.
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>>34221366
i'll take it off your hands
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Why are there so many dong threads and cuck porn threads on this board?
Should /r9k/ be a blue board? It would make all of that stuff against the rules.
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love dongs
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>>34221229
Yes please make it a blue board
I'm tired of hiding all of these stupid porn threads
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>>34221244
I'm a straight male. It just isn't my thing. Sorry.
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What is your fetish? How did you get it?
>femdom, goddess worship, hypnotism, face sitting, female teachers/bosses/businesswomen ect, smart casual and business clothes on women
>was molested by a powerful older woman
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>>34221203
Tell the story of your molestation.
I have rape fetishes, whipping fetish, footfetish. Incest fetish too.
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>>34221203
My fetish is white women getting impregnated by black men and I got it by being a white male racist Donald Drumpf supporter.
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>>34221203
>was molested by a powerful older woman
what were her super powers? she could summon thunder with her cane? faggot.
whoever guesses who i am with dubs gets nudes of white girl
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You're the other roastie
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>>34221148
You're the closet aspie in the center.
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>>34221148
I don't want to see her nudes.
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My good girl normie gf apparently has autistic tendencies
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There's hope for us gjj
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She's a smart cookie too, way too smart for me
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Sucha sweet girl, I love it
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Depressed oldfag general
And how's your day going? When's the last time you:
> had a gf
> had sex
> had a job
> had a friend
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>never
>never
>2 years ago
>have 2 or 3 maybe
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>>34221085
>> had a gf
never
>> had sex
10+ years
>> had a job
at work right now friendo
>> had a friend
have several online friends, one IRL friend and a few friends i keep up with that moved away over the years
currently waiting to get off work and go home to DUDE WEED LMAO away from this reality for a bit
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these threads are the essence of what r9k should be about. bitter old virgins, wizards, socially retarded neets, depressed jobless losers, all those without a shred of hope congregate here. i hope these threads never die.