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No Africa and Eurabia is

Yes. It's full with brain dead uncultured retards. I'd rather take a BBC than live in a fly over state.

>>34223093
Nah Sweden or Germany is for sure..
So cucked.

FACE DOWN IN THE DIRT, SHE SAID "THIS DOESN'T HURT"

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THE HEADSHRINKERS, THEY WANT EVERYTHING
MY UNCLE BILL MY BELISHA BEACON
THE HEADSHRINKERS, THEY WANT EVERYTHING
MY UNCLE BILL MY BELISHA BEACON

>>34223092
Yeah.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9XjejPJvQP4

What makes you think I'm a wagekek?

While Chad works, Hung Lo fucks his gf.

>>34223083
What makes you think i have anything to come home to?

>>34223026
Why not become a trap yourself? I'd take you in, anon.

>>34223096
Because I'm 5'10, whole scalp is thinning, wide shoulders, big hands, size 14 fucking Kingdom Hearts size shoes, grow really thick facial hair really fast, have bushy fucking Commander Amarao from FLCL eyebrows and have never had any desire to be a trap/have never felt any feminine thoughts.

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kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me me kill

>>34222984
>qt emo girl gets off at the same city

is it 2006?

All the emo girls are single mothers in their 20s now m8

>>34223013
im stuck living in 2006 kill me please

>>34222961
He has a girlfriend. He cannot be a robot. Therefore he's just a retarded normie.

Coach Z was the only robot i can think of in the Homestar Runner cartoons

>>34223074
implying strongsad wasn't a robot

not brave enough to kill myself, OP

>>34222951
>to deppresed too kill myself

If I do that, they win.

I don't want them to win.

Pretty simple really.

>>34222891
empty your pockets or ill beat your ass

>>34222891
women hate virgins with a passion, why propose this ridiculous fantasy?

>>34222891
>fuck a little bit

no blueballs thx

>>34222885
Not my thing, It's fucking weird, but do whatevet you want

>>34222968
Why is it weird tho

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>>34222885
I just want to call everyone of you retards who enjoy asmr videos complete fucking losers who are fucking sick in the head. I find it a thousand times more acceptable to have an imaginary girlfriend, a waifu, than fucking listen to fucking attention whores fucking whispering or shaving their pubes. You are either a fucking stupid dumb kid who actually wastes time from his life listening to random people on youtube tapping the god damn fucking table, or you are just pretty much an adult and literally crazy. There's no a way a normal person would like this, I know this is youtube but god damn, this goes beyond stupidity. Why not just fap at your waifu if you want a "relation" so much, or play a game with cute girls, instead of listening to these fucking attention whores who do random shit? Fuck everyone of you who claim to get tingles from this, I hate you because you waste time listening to that, I'd rather have thousands of replies of pages long typed back to me as a waste of time, rather than subscribing so some dumb bitch who breathes in your ear. You have no idea what you actually want, a woman breathing in your ear is really not pleasant, real humans fucking stink and most women are whores. Should I whisper all of this in your ear so you can get it? Just admit it you like this for masturbation, which actually would be a honest reason to listen to this crappp

>>34222863

FUcking lol op


We need to make this a meme ASAP

When you do the helicopter do you actually generate lift?

Don't talk shit about my pterodactyl wing

>>3422283
i keep seeing retards wearing weeb attire to classes

>>34223070
You mean like cosplay or like Boku no Pico shirts?

>>34222839
My roommate freshman year of college was a literal autist. He would just lie in bed on his computer and watch the same TV show over and over so he wasn't too annoying. He had no social skills and was annoying because he couldn't tell when someone was giving off signals that they didn't like his behavior. He was also fat and bald and talked funny.

>fucked five smoking hot milfs in the show

no

>>34222849
Really? I guess I never got that far into the show....

>>34222830
Toby was
Nffuhfr5yv

>>34222766
Its ok anon dont feel bad :)

>>34223932
>enabling this gluttony

fuck off

>>34222766
Party platter, party of one :^)

>>34222750
>How do you handle this situation?

Stab him

>>34222750
nah dude im good i dont smoke

is it that hard

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>>34222816
>not physically assaulting him

cuck

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Ruskies can fight though but the agressinvess of the nigger may be enough to give him an edge

>>34222749
Gorillas also have thumbs. Kind of a huge advantage.

Grizzly

It's a beast