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what do you think of eggman's new gf (male)?
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>>34224067
mirin upper bod tbqhonest
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He's a lost cause and was never a robot to begin with.
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Those eggies are at least a C cup
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What are some signs that a girl is chill, laid-back and not materialistic?
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>>34224027
She's into art or crafts.
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>>34224027
she exists exclusively in two dimensions
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>>34224158
This isn't true in fact I'd say this only holds true like 2/3rds of the time
Hm.
>Be socially awkward, lonely college kid, but get appointed as student government VP because of academic rank
>Meet girl who is student gov secretary and fall head over heels for her, while we serve on student government together
>Take her on expensive dates ($300 alone on our first date of many), dinners, shopping sprees, pay for her transportation, do her school work, etc
>Her GPA goes from 1.9 before she met me up to 3.85
>In spite of being awkward, I'm hard working, so I build social and professional connections, and help her get two jobs
>In each case she eventually lost them or quit, due to poor motivation and subsequent under-performance
>Want a committed relationship, she identifies as a "slut" and wants polygamy
>We fight on and off over a series of several months, and become increasingly estranged
>Her GPA plummets to 1.9 again, and she fails next few semesters (academic probation)
>December 2016, I block her for good and resolve to move forward, after we previously met in a cafe and agreed to separate
She wished me a Happy New Year, which I ignored, and eventually I blocked her no. Today she sent me this email, which I have no intention to respond to at all.We used to have sex beginning early 2014, but it ended mid 2015, and we separated late 2016. What do you think?
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I know that this is just bait/shitpost but you've actually inspired me now.
thanks op.
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>>34224016
Is there any way I can prove, without sharing my ID, that the entire story is true?
I'm glad it inspired you.
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girls already have it easy enough, don't ever go out of your way to help one
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Saw this GoFundMe shit on kikebook and it's got me thinking. What is stopping someone from fabricating a heartbreaking story, advertising it, and stealing a fuck ton of money from normies? Morality? You guys wanna make some bank?
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>>34223971
>You guys wanna make some bank?
I'm not a woman so I can't make betas feel sorry for me
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>>34223971
Happens literally all the time.
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>>34223971
You could be arrested for fraud, my man.
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>apply to jobs
>get a sub 2.5% response rate
>not even a hire/interview rate, just a response to my application
Please kill me now.
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>>34223941
>Folder above papers
Suicide is too good for some.
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>tfw have people phoning me up asking if I want to apply to a job
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> the Human Resources bimbo can tell youre a virgin by your resume
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Why dont robots just embrace weirdness and become an alt normie? Just buy a pair of docs, jeans and a cool coat and move to Brooklyn or Portland or Philly or wherever and spend your time going to shows, getting drunk and fucking art hoes.
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Already did.
I don't talk to anyone at noise shows, so I'm still outside.
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>>34223782
not every robot apreciates that lifestyle
some just want to neet it
but still wish they had gfs to neet with
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>>34223782
> Too anxious and nervous to go into major cities
> Too broke to afford the hipster lifestyle
> Too anxious and nervous to go to live music shows
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It's a wild shot but are there any qts who lives on Vancouver island?
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>>34223774
I went to Vancouver Island once.
The answer is no.
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>>34223774
looks froglike
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>>34223774
Right here, stud.
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>wake up
>see this in your face
What do?
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>>34223556
>wake up
>wake up again and then realize that it was only a dream
>tfw no gf
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Quickly exit, the thought of being intimate with someone already makes me anxious
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I tell the roastie to get the fuck out of my house before I castle doctrine her slutty ass. Then I'd do a quick inventory before calling the police to report anything stolen.
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Would you want a MILF for a girlfriend?
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>>34223549
Hey, why not? I wouldn't be against it.
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>>34223549
It's the dream m80
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>>34223549
Only as a fuckbuddy.
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Why dont you all try to be normal instead of being repressed, jealous losers?
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>>34223527
Why don't you suck the cum out of my dick
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>>34223527
well why didn't i think of that
you're a genius
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>>34223527
>just be normal
>just be yourself
WHICH IS IT???
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>Be 2017
>life is literally impossible
>cost of living is way above any job I could attain
>even if I did get a job I have the option of either living in an apartment that sucks all of my money up monthly, or buy a house that will put me into crippling debt until I'm a senior (or just die in debt)
Monder life simply isn't worth it. Prove me wrong. Your either born lucky or you suffer.
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>>34223508
So stop living the monder life. There's other options out there.
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>>34223535
Like?
2beorginilaornot2be
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>>34223535
If you're raised in a modern city, you aren't allowed to leave before you are 18. By that time you are basically stuck. You can't put an animal that has been raised in captivity, put it in the wild, and expect it to survive. It's the same with humans.
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Has a grill ever laughed at your penis?
One laughed at mine today. Wasn't a good feeling
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>>34223385
lmao I would laugh at pic related too.
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>tfw no qt 3.14 asian to suck your dick while asian cuck watches
why live?
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>>34223385
Never. I have a BBC so I don't have to worry about dick size. But here is a better question. Why do you care so much about dick size?
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Is it true all niggers secretly want to fuck white guys asses?
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I know l do.
White is to black what woman is to man.
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>>34223346
Different black bot, I'd say 90% of black guys would punch you in the face for suggesting that shit.
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>>34223447
Shut up faggot
oregannaila
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Why don't women give virgins a chance?
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Cuz other women didn't give them a chance and they care more about what other women think than having a satisfying relationship
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>>34223201
They do, just don't be an uggo which most virgins are.
You think your virginity is the problem, in fact it is just a symptom of your shit looks and personality.
Fucking loser.
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>>34223201
Fake it til you make it, bra.
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Www.prettyscale.com
Are you a normie if you're above 80%?
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Fuck this shit, you're a normie if you're above 70%.
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Yep, that's what I thought.
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>>34223181
58% but at least I would have been able to make that shitty website without the user having to manually measure the shit.