I TOOKE HER OUT, IT WAS A FRIDAY NIGHT
I WORE COLOGNE, TO GET THE FEELING RIGHT
You are an obsession,
You're my obsession.
Who do you want me to be
To make you sleep with me?
>>34226357
SHE FUCKED CHAD UNTIL THE MORNING LI-IIGHT~
Who here morally bankrupt?
>make mock comments and memes at deceased tribute facebook pages
>mom asks me to go to church
>cough and say im ill
>she says ok and leaves
>i was actually faking it
The abyss inside me scares me
>>34226349
insulted this girl for getting raped.
she actually deserved it.
>>34226349
I constantly joke about killing my friends dog cause he seems to have an unhealthy love for animals. He bitches about how THATS fucked up, but I just find it funny more than anything.
>be me
>18 year old high school senior
>cyborg
>really active on twitter and shit but don't do anything with people outside my extremely tight circle
>live in a big city meaning there are lots of high schools
>mine does a lot of intermingling with the next closest one
>everyone follows everyone on twitter
>one girl has a lot of mutual friends with me
>she's a solid 7.75
>i'm a solid 2.5
>we start dming
>move to texting
>fast forward six months to saturday night
>we're about as close as two people who live in the same city but haven't met can be
>we're talking about sushi
>she says we ought to get sushi together sometime soon
um. what.
>obviously say yes
>start freaking out
>text my close friends
idk anon, this is further than any of us have gotten
>fucking useless
what the fuck do i do y'all
is talking like a 16 year old girl something you do intentionally? or are all post millennial males as castrated as you?
>>34226361
just cyborg shit man. you get so far you don't care anymore.
>>34226293
Go eat sushi with her, lol. Enjoy yourself. If you're nervous then tell her that you're nervous, and explain to her why. If she's worth your time, then she'll just laugh it off and calm you down a little.
The girl I lost my virginity to was well aware of how awkward I was but still tried with me. If the girl is worth your time then she'll be understanding, and if she's a cunt then she won't. You don't want a cunt, anon.
My first few dates were so awkward. People tell you to just do it, which is actually all it takes (literally), but when you don't have the experience then you're bound to get nervous.
Talk to a friend beforehand or family member to help calm you down. Reassurance will take you far.
>tfw i will never be a bounty hunter in space
Just about to rewatch that actually. Coziest anime ever
>>34226263
what are some other animes that you like ?
>>34226238
Not with that attitude
>>34226263
Anywheere I can stream online?
I will pay someone the entirety of my savings to kill me. Or at least give me a lobotomy. This is not a joke. Stop my life. Fuck this shit.
How easy is it to get a gun? Any pointers? I need to go through with this. Im finally ready to die.
I know where and when. All that's missing is the barrel and lead.
>>34226225
Dnt do it op
Ur 2 yung
Right behind you op.
See you on the other side
>>34226225
If you do this, Think of what will happen to everyone around you.
>tfw want to fuck my 16 year old cousin
I just found her instagram and fapped to her beach bikini pics she took last year summer.
She's the only girl that I can casually talk to about anything and we used to play gamecube and wii a lot when we were younger, her and my aunt don't live far from us either.
She also has a boyfriend now based on the pics that I see from her instagram.
>>34226173
Hey theres nothing wrong with wanting to fuck a family member. Just remember to take the leap of faith very carefully.
>>34226173
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MRvYwDpqBf0
>>34226215
what a nice old man...
>fat asses being shoved down our throat
>women forced to eat to make their ass fatter
>black style seen as superior
Can we please have a thread with modest women and small sizes. They are clearly superior and a tip of the cap to our race!
Taytay is bae
>>34227281
yes Taytay is bae
>thinking liking big asses is a recent thing that only blacks like
>tfw i will never be a southerner
;_;
>>34226021
if you can put up with shitty internet, it's not a bad place to live
>inb4 atlanta faggots flock to this thread
>>34226764
theres google fiber in the research triangle (NC) iirc
>>34226984
somewhere not near a major city
>tfw you remember your childhood memories and will never ever experience them again.
>tfw you aren't close to any of your siblings anymore and it hurts to remember the fun times you had and how you'll never have them again.
I need a feels thread
>>34226008
>tfw you don't have any good memories of your childhood, never loved your family, and don't recall ever being happy
>tfw just watched something very nostalgic
>started to cry
I-i just wanna go back. It's not fair.
>>34226056
Op here, and I'm sorry.
>tfw your degree is useless and you're going to be unemployed/in a meager 9-5 job for the rest of your life
College was a mistake.
>he fell for the uni meme
good fuckin goyim
>>34225934
>>tfw your degree is useless and you're going to be unemployed/in a meager 9-5 job for the rest of your life
You will never have to do manual labor or be homeless if you have a degree. You de-value it too much. Why don't you become an officer in the military and have full housing, full healthcare paid for making 70k a year? And have enlisted people stand up for you when you enter a room and suck up to you every chance they get
Yeah, If I could redo it, I'd just do manual labor and work and save up and invest.
What did I miss out on not going to college?
I always heard people saying how it was the best times of there lives and whatnot.
>>34225931
If you're a cyborg/robot like me, it'll be the most miserable time of your life. My first semester was a living hell being forced to live with normies. And having no privacy made me want to cut myself and start smoking (all if you live on campus). Maybe I'll change, but I doubt it.
if you're a normie you missed out on binge drinking & shallow hook-up culture.
if you're a robot you missed out on a shit ton of stress, debt and loneliness.
Im in my second semester of college and its far from the best time of my life. Unless youre a normie who has the social skills to make friends and go to parties you did yourself a favor by not going.
How the fuck do I talk to girls? No, people in general.
I'm on speaking terms with a bunch of people here at college and in life in general, but whenever I encounter them the most I can think of to say is hi or something.
>>34225886
ok dude, i have a foolproof method
step 1: approach girl
step 2: talk to girl
step 3: ???
step 4: profit
>>34225965
you forgot to tell him to be natural
>>34225886
there's some good vids on youtube about it. htwfaip is good too
Why are short men HATED so much? Just because they might be viewed as not sexually attractive doesn't mean they warrant hate.
>>34225880
Hated by whom?
>>34225906
Women hate short men, but mostly in person. If an undesirable male talks to them in public, they get angry because he is sending the message that he is good enough for her. The woman sees herself as a beautiful princess, so any man who isn't perfectly handsome will shatter that self-image by adressing her in a romantic way.
This is also the main reason why women become feminists.
Notice how feminists are ugly and fat? At some point they realized that only the undesirable males are interested in them. They feel insulted by this. If she is seen with a low-value male, she will too be considered low-value by more attractive potential mates. By actively trying to discourage men from cat-calling, making them scared of sex (false rape accusations and never-question-the-victim policies), telling them to drop the entitlement etc. they are weeding out the low-value males. Feminists know that the assertive HIGH-value males will ignore all the feminist scare tactics, and of course the feminists won't complain if a high-value man approached them.
tl;dr: women and feminists are insulted by low-value men approaching them, since it lowers their own value and shatters their self-image.
>>34226239
Yep all of that sounds accurate, you're not just projecting your own experiences across a broad stage. Not at all.
Is this the future of the United States?
No. White men are the most desirable in the sexual market while black women are the least.
They have higher testosterone than other women, smell bad, loud, annoying, etc
>>34225878
berseeeeerrkeer
>>34225878
Does anonye else have the specific fetish of impregnating black women?
Why do nonwhite women hate men of their own race so much? They would rat us out to whitey if there was a genocide and that's no meme.
>mfw whiteys bitch endlessly about how their women are race traitors
White women are nowhere near the level of race-treachery as nonwhite bitches.
>>34225803
>Why do nonwhite women hate men of their own race so much? They would rat us out to whitey if there was a genocide and that's no meme.
That's why we have to breed the white women. All non-white women are trash. That includes Asians, Blacks, Arabs and Hispanic bitches.
>>34225833
>That's why we have to breed the white women
But white women will only breed with you if you're over 70% white.
We're fucked. The eugenics conspiracy was a success. We lost the war.
>>34225912
>But white women will only breed with you if you're over 70% white.
>Implying they'll have a choice
They won't abort our bastards anyway