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/depressing music/ Post your best suicide shantys, any genres are fine.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G9ZiU7ahZso

Gotchu covered my dude.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JwYX52BP2Sk

unorig
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https://youtu.be/MiKuhfDjims

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yall min if i wild out
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Go rite head brutha
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>>34226988
fr? yall dont mind?
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>>34227450
Naw brutha man, go rite ahead

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*BRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP*

Okay Anon, take a big whiff for your little sis! Good for you I just found out I have a few tonsil stones so it should be extra stinky!
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POST MOAR INTESTINAL DISCOMFORT
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>>34226905
>mfw someone burps in my face
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yes yes moar moar

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Is it because I'm ugly?

Share your failed attempts so I feel better
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>>34226763
It might be because you're ugly and it might be because you asked wrong. If you ask someone out you need to be specific about it "You want to go get drinks Thursday at like 8? [insert bar here]?".
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>>34226853
When is a good time to ask? I really suck at texting, it is boring, so I ask too early I think
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>>34226763
Atleast you get matches that aren't bots

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Bonus points for screenshots.
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>I think I'm addicted to it

Right in the feels anon
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This is the tip of the iceberg.

Ex was ranting about how her dad calls her useless.
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>>34226747
I asked if a girl if she wanted to date, and then I clarified like girlfriend and boyfriend.This was done over text. She still talked too me after this, which is funny.
I only met with her twice before I asked. I never kissed her, or anything, and they were study dates. Oh, and I sent her some violin sonatas. Im such a fucking beta. HAHAH after that, my brain fucking broke and I donot give a fuck anymore.

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I feel so lonely. I feel as if there is an invisible barrier that separates me from everyone else, and everyone else is together and happy and there for eachother....and I'm just on the outside looking in.

It gets worse and worse as I get older, and I feel like more of an outsider than ever. At my core, I feel like I just don't belong, even though I really wish I did.

Can anyone else relate?
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>>34226687
>Can anyone else relate
Yeah every other robot here. You aren't special.
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>>34227299
I still feel bad tho
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>>34227465
And so do we. It's not like we have much of a choice anon.

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Why do Asian women like being degraded by white men so much?
https://youtu.be/xh9NonsB6V0
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White men are the niggers of asia kek
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>>34226674
So fake, you should be ashamed of yourself for posting this.
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>>34227541
How is this in any way fake

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The internet has become extremly boring to me and it's just the same old shit. I used to be able to go on youtube and watch videos for hours and now it's just the same old shit. I don't even watch videos on youtube anymore I just use youtube for music these days. I go on reddit but it's the same unfunny garbage. I go on twitter and it's the same people saying fuck drumpf or yeah MAGA!!! or complaining about some dumb shit. 4chan has the same threads everything just seems the same. 10 years ago the internet was still new and I felt like everything was different and I learned something new everyday now it's just mind numbing shit. Does anyone else feel this way?
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>>34226667
Too much of literally anything will make it boring, go do something else for a while and you may eventually find yourself liking YouTube videos again after you give your brain time to get unused to them again.
Change up your routine and you will feel less bored, anyone will feel bored if they do the same shit every day.
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>>34226667
Welcome to depression boya
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Yes if feel the same. I think it is, because if a trend developes, then everyone wants to be fun nad tries to copy it. the originality is left behind. like in this board

Who here took therapy as a young kid? And if so, did you improve? If think I did....
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I went from an angry piece of shit kid to a depressed and mute piece of shit adult

y-yay
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I think that's an improvement?
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>tfw forced into in school therapy
>didnt do anything
>got out of it

>Take your most played vidya
>Multiply the hours played with the minimum wage in your country/state
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>Football Manager
>oh god
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>CSGO
>700hrs
>$7.25
>$5075

literal pocket change for me with my current job.
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Super Smash Bros. Melee times somewhere over 15,000 hours. $120,000 or $221,250 at what I make right now

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>tfw I will never be a vampire

why live
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>tfw not immortal elite living through the ages :(
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I know that feel
>read Vampire Chronicles as a teen
>start having crazy, intense, lucid dreams about becoming a vampire
>dream of shitting myself, turning, becoming a crazed lusty animal
>wake up with absolutely uncurable thrust
>drink and drink and drink but it does not go away

Must have had 20 dreams with the same feelings while reading the series
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>tfw not becoming continually more jaded and depressed as you witness countless sadnesses, the fact that you will outlive everyone you will know and love, the gruesome heartless cruelties of man, the poverties and pain of millions of people, and eventually desperately praying for release from your mortal hell

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I haven't used every board, but here are the rankings of the ones I have.

Rate, post yours, and let others rate you.
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>Unbelievable tier
>/x/

Ha, you're funny OP.
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>>34226551
>s4s/
wew lad
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Of the ones I use currently

Decent Fun Tier:
/lit/

Bitter and full of Shitposting Tier:
/a/

I should probably just jerk off instead of browsing it tier:
/r9k/

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So we can get a gf and stop jacking off to cartoons
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How to get date in first place?
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I've been here long enough to know that most people here, as they refer to it, will never fap to '3d pig' and are only interested in '2d waifus'
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train your mind, body and spirit and become a wholesome person that doesn't worry about pussy

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So far I think I've kept myself going with the vague hope that things will change eventually: surely I can't stay a kissless virgin forever, surely something will happen and things will change, even if slowly, I just need to keep on going until it happens.

But what really gets me is the experiences I know I've missed out on.
>i will never have a high school gf
>i will never date a cute innocent horny teenage girl
>i will never get prime teen pussy
>i will never experience chaotic adventurous college romance
>i will never go traveling in the summers between semesters
>i will never experience young love

Every chance at an experience that slips away from me forever takes with it a little more of my hope that good things will eventually come. I don't know what's even left for me to hope for at this point. Even if I did meet a girl at this point she would be getting well into her adult years like me, working on a career and thinking about marrying and starting a family. I'll never get to have any of those experiences I've spent half my life fantasizing about as the only thing keeping me going.

But the fucked up thing is I'm too used to it to give up and kill myself. I don't even know what's keeping me going anymore, I don't know if I'll reach a breaking point, I don't know what's left to hope for and I don't know what I want from life anymore. I don't want to kill myself. I don't want someone to hold me. I just want to know that all my struggles aren't for nothing. But I've been falling into this pit for too long and I've lost sight of any exit, good or bad, and that scares me more than anything.
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I love coming to this board just to laugh at losers like this
just kill yourself already. nobody, not even your own family cares about you lol
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Anon, it sounds to me like you maybe should look into someone to talk to, like a therapist. I finally got one, and it helps a lot. Just having someone to listen and to talk through your problems with really helps. I love you, and you can always talk to me.
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>>34226398
All I can is be ready when your chance do comes.
Make sure you have money, a job, are physically fit and healthy. There is nothing worse than when you actually find somebody but you destroy the relationship because you weren't prepared. Keep prepared my friend. It will happen..somehow it will.

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I know there are a lot of these threads made, but i wanted to make one of my own. I go to a psychiatrist next Thursday and I am scared. I know I need help, but I am terrified to find out what is wrong with me. Anyways have any of you robots been to a psychiatrist? What was it like? What kind of questions do they ask? One last thing will they lock me up if they deem me mentally unstable?
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>>34226396
Dont be frightened bro. They arent going to lock you up or anything. Most likely they are going to chit chat with you, have you fill out some questionnaires, have you talk about what your mental health symptoms are (like i get anxious at parties or my depression comes in waves). Once they decide they have a good grasp on what's wrong they'll probably start you off on some meds and a treatment plan. You'll be fine
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They'll only lock you up if you're homicidal or suicidal. You get thrown into a looney bin for like 10 days.

All they do is ask you questions then throw pills at you and tell you to come back in a month and then throw more pills at you until you're a mindless drone
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>>34226396
You'll be fine, just tell the doctor what's going on. Listen to his assessment but don't take it as the end all be all

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