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Yo what's good?

>>34227539
I guess ill talk to you
Tell me something

>>34227621
my life is actually pretty shitty rn I had to give up my car because I can't afford it

wbu

>>34227439
yeah i fucked up cutting my toenails after a while they turned dark purple on the tips and hurt like fuck if i pushed on them
not sure what it was.

Cut off your toe. it is the final solution.

>>34227499
I think thats what happened to me, fucking hurt to walk

Ed Sheerans latest song shape of you, its a blast

It makes me feel good about my figure

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_dK2tDK9grQ

>>34227427

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gGdGFtwCNBE

cuz im mr brightside

>>34227427
Jess
Log off

>>34227359
>im dumb
>i hate smart people
wew

>>34227359
to long for my attention span.

then stop hanging out with nerds?

Play man the fuck up

>>34227367
Reading that only makes me more sad, what was even the point of saying that

Is that really meaningful advice or encouragement? Do you really think that that phrase is going to help my situation or mental state?

>>34227355
Mother 3. its a cheerful game that will leave you with nothing but good feels.

>>34227344
>posts varg.jpg
>actually posts a Burzum song

MAH ARYAN <3

I'm glad I enjoy black metal

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kAajs4oMbpg
IN THE SHADOW OF THE HORNS

sometime around 2016 when all the "edgy XD" teens invaded pol

>>34227273
>heheh stoopid grandpa! He's only been around for 80 years, what the fuck does he know! I have an IPHONE, what does he have? Nothing! lolol

>>34227273
During the Obama presidency
Before that, it was left wing

>>34227193
Why can't there just be one guy, or her and a dildo. It's fucking gay seeing a bunch of naked guys.

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>>34227276
Are you insane? Dude that's the ultimate glorification of masculinity. Shit is a ritual.

>>34227488
getting naked with a bunch of middle aged losers and cumming on each other isnt any sign of masculinity you degenerate fool.

How many classes are you taking, and what is your major? I have my masters at architecture and I had no free time in the last two years of my undergraduate. Freshmen and sophomore year was easy af, took 5 classes and got decent grades. The only time consuming part of it was the assigned readings. I honestly dying understand how anyone needs 8+ hours a day to do normal college work, I would have all my classes tuesdays and thursdays, and do all of my work on Wednesday. Other than a little reading before tests, thats was two years of college until they really started to ramp up the work.

Because most people in college are doing meme degrees like Communication or Business or any other non-STEM field.

If you're not a genius any STEM course will require a lot of studying

>>34227184
learn to time management.
quickly identify which classes you'll naturally do good at and which you'll suck at.
Unfortunately, the ones you suck at will need hard time to study and it's better to study with others in the same course (only if they actually study though and not waste your time) technically studying with others is socialising, team building, problem solving in a group, etc.

Now the good part is that some subjects are going to come naturally, quickly identifying these allows you to blow off some time and drink/party etc. Although you'll still need to cram for exams or put some time into project/assignment work.

Some people can't balance their social/party life and it'll take over and you'll flunk hard. What really could fuck you is starting a relationship and wasting time on that instead of studying.

There are more advanced topics like learning quick party recovery techniques so you don't blow the next day hungover, or learning some moderation (not exactly a college student's best asset)

And as always, surround yourself with smart or hard working people who are doing your course, their work ethic and smarts will rub off on you. Leech off the professors/aides for any exam hints, assignment help, (this is shifty) learn which excuses work for receiving extra time to do the work (Death in the family, medical emergency (detached retina or something). Sometimes you'll need proof, other times no, so figure it out.

Most gamers are naturals at comp science, mixed with mostly introverted personality types that succeed at college, so a lot of their classes aren't crippling.

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>tfw 18 years old, still quite boyish looking, and currently have emo-tier hair
>tfw I'd probably make a great twink
>mfw strictly heterosexual

Feels devilish. :^)

>>34227287
Would you like to make money off of me for letting me worship your feet? We can discuss how much and how often. Nothing gay on your end, just easy money for exploiting a beta HKV whose resorted to /malefeet/.

>>34227325
I'm in a similar situation to him, though I'm not straight. Perhaps we could work something out?

>>34227169
Horny virgins, as proven by the multitude of robots who have gone prison gay.

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>>34227404
how gay we talking anon?

>>34227480
Personally, enough to try sticking things in my butt. I bet if I had gotten a girlfriend at some time in my life I never would've done such a degenerate act.

>fap apple
Explain yourself

>>34227135
>Why live

For the dank memes :)

>>34227163
gtfo fucking norman with your "le epic dank maymays xDdd"
I fucking hate how "dank memes" are like the next popular thing with all the 15 year old faggots

lazy fuck
orgnalio

>>34227119
Yeah but what happens when shit actually goes down

isn't the pay shit and it's mostly contract work?

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>>34227052
truly gods hidden in human skin

>>34227052
why is his face like that

Kuwabara was my favorite character on Yu Yu Hakusho too!

>>34226903

he will, kek wills it

>>34226903
You guys need to lay off. Let the egg go at his pace.

>>34226903
>at eggys
>ewhoring on his stream isnt enough
>have to ewhore on r9k