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I see your face and smile

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>been trying to transition for years
>got kicked out by family, had to work my ass off to get my own place and not be homeless
>finally able to start hormones, start taking care of my skin, grow out my hair, think things are looking up and that things will be ok
>watch pizza egg stream
>pizza is cute and feminine and gets fucking ravaged by /r9k/ and stream for hours nonstop
>see her self-esteem get continually destroyed throughout the whole thing

What Pizza has is my end-game and that's the reward for it? To be shit on by everyone? This is what I've been working towards for my whole life, the chance to actually live as a girl in public, how stupid was I to think that it would work out

I want to kill myself, I fucking understand why so many trannies want to kill themselves, why is this world and the people in it so relentlessly cruel

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Welp, I'm having a panic attack because I might have to leave my girlfriend and family, and you'll never guess why. Seriously. :(

Until recently, the g/f used have this BEAUTIFUL dog who looked like pic related. That bitch was awesome, and I loved the damn thing. Often the g/f had friends out of town, and would spend the weekend with them. As is, I would babysit the dog, whom we'll call Foofy.

By nightfall, the weather got too bad to do much, so it was pretty much me and her. I was giving her the usual body-long strokes as we snuggled, while I had Netflix on. Somehow I got my finger stuck in Foofy's vag. Please don't ask -- I still can't piece together how I managed that. It just happened.

That was when I remembered I was horny, and g/f was gone. And considering how little Foofy seemed to notice my fingers in her, even after twisting them, I thought to myself "eh, got to try everything once." So I went to grab a condom and went to town on her.

I'm ashamed of how into it I got, but it went better than expected; at first. The closer I got to cumming, the more rough I was. Foofy was yelping in pain by now, but I was just too much on the edge to stop. Finally I popped and pulled out, and noticed her bleeding profusely.

Immediately I panicked, and paced around. Eventually I wrapped the condom and wrapper in toilet paper and flushed them. Then I wrapped Foofy in a towel, and drove to the closest vet.

I tried to explain that it was pure random, and they took her in only to pronounce her dead. They also asked more questions, because apparently they've seen cases like these with bestiality. I lied, and said she started randomly bleeding. They then had to keep her over night to investigate, and I couldn't figure out any more excuses. And since g/f is Foofy's legal owner, she's who they're going to call and update (and I hadn't yet told her Foofy died). Plus, I just remembered that was our last condom.

How fucked am I?

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When did you realize you were ugly? I mean, when did you confront it head on? It seems I've been phasing in and out of realization.

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when will society acknowledge women have much easier and generally better lives than men?

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>tfw no drunk thread

whats everyone drinking and why?

welcome to bar /r9k/

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Prove there are human beings left on this planet.

- Don't use drugs
- Have IQ over 115
- Have multiple interests beyond anime, drugs, video games, music, sports
- Have some semblance of morals
- Not right wing
- Not fat

Anyone who doesn't match these criteria is literally Idiocracy-tier and needs euthanized for the sake of the future.

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Hey arcanine, how does this make you feel?

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So the black pill was a lie all along?
Are we really gonna make it brahs?

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>Dad doesn't know a single thing about college, proud to be uneducated
>has been working at a 120k+ job for the past 30 years
>either wants me to get a job or get a degree
>doesn't care what degree

I think he thinks all degrees are equal. Should I use this excuse to get a fun degree in the humanities, maybe even get a masters?
I'm pretty lucky desu, I basically get a free education, probably no school debt because I'm going to take the cheap route, Dad has nothing to spend money on but my education, I'm a good boy so I won't get kicked out that soon.
am I lucky or delusional?

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This is my thread that I will use for whatever I see fit.

Please do not post in this thread.

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Which is the better robot city

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Figured I'd give this board some original content for fucking once, come and talk to me for a little while, I'll probably stay for an hour or so. Tell me what you're sipping on or puffing on,. Get /comfy/ with me lads, it's cold and raining outside.

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when can this board die?

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tfw constantly burned working in McDonald's kitchen