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All of your posts are being logged by the robot. 2017-01-18 06:32:21 Post No.34230932
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All of your posts are being logged by the robot.
Anonymous
2017-01-18 06:32:21
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All of your posts are being logged by the robot.
"Haha anon don't worry it's just so that other anons can't repost spam messages! We all hate those tired repost threads, don't we? haha get out reee! Don't worry about it at all."
Everything you post here is being recorded and logged.
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Everything on the Internet is being recorded and logged, r9k is just admitting it
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>Inb4 OP gets no replies because everyone is now too paranoid to post
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In a post-assange world you should assume that literally 100% of your electronic communication is monitored and logged
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>tfw you'll never get on youtube for the first time ever again
what was the first video you watched on youtube?
post 2000s feels
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YKtlK7sn0JQ
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b0y2huQoOnw
This is literally the first thing I ever saw on Youtube
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>>34230910
The first YT video was called Zoo Tube.
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I remember i would find random YouTube pages, pages that never uploaded videos and I would become internet friends with them. Good times
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Please help me /r9k/
>On tram
>Only me, 7/10 grill, and black guy on Tram
>Everyone minding their own business
>Girl starts freaking out over laptop not working
>Thing is mashed to shit, has a Bogdanoff 2017 campaign sticker on it lel.
>Punches laptop lightly, says don't worry multiple times to no one in particular
>Pulls out vodka bottle
>Pours vodka on laptop
>Drinks the last part of it
>Starts to roll bottle on floor
>Her stop arrives and its the same as mine
>She's a new hire at my company
>I work at an airline
>We start talking later
>She's very sweet yet mousey and quiet
What do I do /r9k/? She's obviously insane with the train episode but I don't know, I like her. I don't have a number or anything. When I asked her what her name is she said she had not needed one for a while. I haven't been able to sleep because I'm thinking about her. I'm tired. I won't see her until Thursday at work. I have no pictures yet.
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don't trust anyone who would waste vodka like that
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>>34230896
>When I asked her what her name is she said she had not needed one for a while.
OP shes going to fucking kill you
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this is tasty pasta
lots of oregano
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>tfw no shy qt Asian gf that wants to make you happyI spent so long making this plz get in here
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>>34230827
Protip: nobody wants to make you happy.
"The desert encroaches. Woe to him whose desert is within."
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>>34230869
My pure asian goddess is an exception.
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>>34230827
What's happening here?
Blox
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qt Black Girl Shill Post.. I'm Tried 2017-01-18 06:25:28 Post No.34230822
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qt Black Girl Shill Post.. I'm Tried 2017-01-18 06:25:28 Post No.34230822
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qt Black Girl Shill Post.. I'm Tried
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2017-01-18 06:25:28
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I'm tried of the qt black girl post
I'm tried of the cucked post
I'm tried of the racial drama
I'm tried of the /pol trolls.
Can we get the board back to Robot Issues and Discussion Please?
Who's with me?
pic related (sample of the /pol post)
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we can't let r9k turn into /pol or /b!
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There are 8 types of herpes virus and you can have one inside you right now without experiencing any symptoms or the virus causing you any harm.
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>>34230888
Pretty much this. And only one IIRC is actually a true STD. All the rest can and are spread through completely normal and platonic means.
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Why am I here & you robots ain't?
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>>34230821
Why would I go to a place called happy jacks, when I can do that at my desk?
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>>34230821
get a girl drunk and then rape her
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>>34230821
yeah, do it pussy rape that slutty bitch
If I get dubs I'll off myself tonight
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>>34230763
Rerolling for OP
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>>34231211
well, that was quick
kek
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>>34231211
>>34231422
Oh my what do we have here
What does your imaginary girlfriend looks like, /r9k/?
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>>34230754
Much better than that.
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If only she was here.
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>>34230754
>moonfaced brunete with brown eyes that is smaller than me and younger than me
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The I fucked up and got back with my BPD exgf. I'm pretty much fucked, I hope I at least get some good sex out of it while the rest of my life burns to the ground.
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>I get a job to earn some money and you hold it against me and make my life hell for the entire duration of our relationship. There wasn't even dick involved or any romantic or sexual notions. You smack me on the face, give me a concussion, severe PTSD, and somehow now we are "no longer litigating the past".
>Fuck you.
Oh hey are you me? I'm in the split black phase right now. This is the most recent email I got from her (haven't been responding in the hopes she'll leave me alone eventually). She's salty that I slapped her to stop her from throwing all my stuff outside into the snow.
Sex was 11/10 holy shit but the crazy isn't worth it. That said I do enjoy the nudes she sends when she's horny and forgets that I'm literally Satan.
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>>34230710
how bad it is, Anon?
My female friend has it and she's very manipulative with me sometimes
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>>34230792
Oh yeah I forgot, she's also mad that I was angry to find out she was selling panties and camgirling behind my back. Turns out I'm evil because this made me trust her less.
Get rid of her, anon. Seriously. It'll never, ever get better. She'll reel you in with sex and idealization then crush your soul.
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which one of you fat pigs is this?
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=2T1YrR_fBK4
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#MasterRace
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>>34230700
kek. this some fat and proud tier shit desu
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This is a fetish thing, isn't it
Anonymous
Happy birthday Seung-hui Cho. 2017-01-18 06:15:10 Post No.34230624
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Happy birthday Seung-hui Cho.
Anonymous
2017-01-18 06:15:10
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It's January 18th.
Post Cho Threads and pics on the board.
The more Cho Threads you post the better
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>>34230624
it's the 17th you retard
unless you somehow managed to time travel to the 18th
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>>34230624
Bless him for being the man true Asian hero other so called "gentleman" never could be.
>chains the exit doors shut the night before
....thats bad ass, terrible , but still
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>>34230659
I can see why you don't have a gf
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There you are anon. I've been looking all over for you. It's like you're avoiding me. Why haven't we talked in a while?
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>>34230520
"Y-you too"
Originalo commentiloo
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>>34230520
Why are you wearing heels bitch?!
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>>34230931
You don't wear them to walk in them anon
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How does this smell like?
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It has a smell?
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Nothing, but I lost my sense of smell in a freak accident as a child
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>>34230493
Pussy has the best smell
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I'm about to ask an SJW out on a date, robots
What should I expect?
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>>34230400
Prep your boipucci.
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>>34230400
Sexual harassment charges
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>>34230400
If dubs you have to do everything in your power to offend her on the date
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So I heard you don't respect women
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It's okay Kevin. Don't worry. I won't treat you differently after you start your transition.
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Correct. What about it?
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What's wrong with your arm you fucking hippie?