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Personality types and how they relate to reproduction
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>>34231950
>tfw INTP
>unsure on if I wAnt kids or not
>bounced back and forth my wHole life
if I meet the right girl I'd be open to it but idk
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>>34231950
>INFP
>Not sure if want kids
>not gonna get gf anyway
guess It dont matter
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>>34231950
INTP here. Chart looks right. Not passing on my genes.
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Didn't see one in the catalog so here we go.
Post comfy stuff.
https://youtu.be/qzMQza8xZCc
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>>34231945
Originality with a bit of oregano
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Original whales
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>>34231945
Nvm I just now found it.
Fml
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why haven't you asked out that cute girl at work yet?
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>work
haha nice one
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>>34231898
Because she doesn't wash her snatch and sniffs her fingers whenever she uses the bathroom.
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Dont shit where you eat.
I did and now its awkward
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>be me when I was 11
>want everyone to sit on me
>some 10yo guy sat on me and farted
>still my fetish to this day
Robots, tell us about your sexual antics when you were young. Get it off your mind.
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>>34231821
Are you a guy or a girl? Where do you live? Origamio
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>>34231821
>can't remember age but I was young
>find porn movie in my dad's room
>it's a shemale porn dvd
>too young to fathom how a girl could have a penis
>pop that fucker in the dvd player cos no one's home
>I can tell its a man but its so hot
>can't control myself start jacking off
>feel disgusted with myself
>can't shake the feelings of guilt and pain
>dissapointed with myself for sinking to this level
>fast forward to now
>ADDICTED to girl cock, futanari, shemale, everything
>"like father, step father"
>"the son is drowning in the floooooood"
>have no shame about it anymore and freely worship cock
life's good, thank you dad.
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>>34231983
Guy in NL (not even gay)original
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Everyday it is of same, arguings of white, black, and asian women. But in crossfire of battlefield, I must of asking, how does /r9k/ feel about Slavic women?
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Gold digging whores and become babuskas at 30.
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We already said how we feel about Asian women.
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>>34231718
They're la creme de la creme, along with Mediterranean women.
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Daily reminder that r9k accepts all genders and whoever doesn't has a board called pol where they should scurry off to.
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there are three genders, male, female, and attention whore
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/r9k/ accepts robots and thats it.
/r9k/ doesn't even accept normal people.
If you want a new safespace I recommend tumblr.
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>>34231696
This is so retarded I refuse to believe that it could be anything but trolling
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why i am so fucking dumb 2017-01-18 07:10:07 Post No.34231635
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>having problem with bank account password
>go to bank to reset password
>leave id card at home
>ride a bycycle again to go home
>try to make a passport
>leaved id card at home again
>drive 9 mile a again to home take a id card
>try to drink some hot tea when i had Pneumonia
>boiling tea in kettle
>fall a sleep
>kettle are blownup if my mom not arrived at home my home would blown up
>go to postoffice to return my misordered item from ebay
> forgot to ask address from seller
> wasted time and go back home
>go to irc
>some one writing colored text looks cool
>figuring out for 4 hour searching how to write colored text in irc
>but couldn't
i want smash my brain sometimes
i'm just fucking dumb and look at my poor english
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rEX1dYyvmig
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>>34231635
its called live and learn for a reason dumbass
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>>34231635
>>kettle are blownup if my mom not arrived at home my home would blown up
what?
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>>34231635
you need to focus, inb4 act you need too think what should I prepare first
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>tfw failed Oracle Java certification
any big failures today guys?
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Nah, I passed my French exam today. Feels gud.
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Nope just got accepted to a job as a programmer feels good man
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>>34231949
fuck off then you bragging faggot
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Daily reminder that IPD and IQ are highly correlated, with sub 65mm being linked to lower IQs
Just measured mine and I'm 67mm
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And what's your IQ?
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>>34233145
My IQ is 67.
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>>34231499
Wouldn't close set eyes imply k-selection and therefore higher intelligence?
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>Get BTFO by one or more Anons
>Close tab and Pace around my room thinking about it
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>>34231493
>Violently rock in my chair when I am thinking and listening to musicI have broken multiple chairs doing this
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>made a fake account on linkedin so I could view the profile of my crush
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>>34231493
Kind of hard to explain.
Only I do this.
Say if I'm the passenger in a car, i'd look at the fences or little white lines on the sides of the road and kind of "jump" between line and line in my mind..? I'd focus on one point and whenever i get to an obstacle (little white line on the road, or a large shadow) i'd move my head to the side and pretend to "jump" the "obstacle"
hard to explain
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>What the fuck are you waiting for, faggot? Get over here and suck me off.
what do you do
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>>34231447
Atleast it's not an IR thread.
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i'd go for the one on the right, the penis is more feminine
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I love futa but left is an example of gross muscle, the one on the right is OK.
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What's /r9k/'s opinion on british women? 2017-01-18 06:59:36 Post No.34231442
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even though they smell bad and are retarded, their accent is so adorable.
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>>34231442
In breading is disgusting. British people need to be euthanized.
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>>34231442
From what I heard they live in England.
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>>34231442
Disgusting degenerate whores, on the plus side
we are seeing the last generation of this so called british people
Britain is on it path to becoming a Muslim nation.
nothing of value will be lost
Any fembots here have ever been rejected?
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>tfw never been rejected
>but have never confessed
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>>34231416
>fembots
stop enabling them
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i reject fembots all the time.
most of them are ugly and have autistic social patterns
i'm gonna use this thread to dump the few pepes i made but never posted (or posted only once) so I can finally erase them from my computer
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beebeebooboo
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two out of more than two
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three out of more than three
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Not going to make this a blogpost but tl;dr I want to commit suicide (actually thought about it not a dumb kid) and kept coming across stories of people failing, getting rushed to the hospital when found, and being forced against their will to be held up in a psych ward for months until they can prove that they're "healthy."
Is this an actual thing that happens frequently, or is it just a few stories from retards who dropped the gun at the last minute and got found by their roommate?
In other words, is a 5150 predictable and preventable or is it just a risk you take with a suicide attempt?
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>>34231354
Shooting yourself in the head is instant kill in 90% of the time. The other 8% die quickly afterwards. Only 2% fail
Most people who fail try to jump or eat pills. They climb a tall building then fear gets into them or they wait 30 minutes while swallowing pills and start thinking about life.
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>>34231436
Follow up question: is exit bag a meme? I've heard anons say that helium companies dilute it so that it's non-lethal, leaving you with permanent brain damage.
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>>34231467
It is possible to buy 100% helium as it's used in mechanical industries so go through a retailer I guess.