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>>34233424
Neither. Why the fuck would I want to live in commiefornia, especially in the two shittiest areas of commiefornia?

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>>34233424
i would rather the first one, it has a nice view of LA and doesn't have as much going on as the second one making it a more suitable blank canvas for you to make your own.

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>muh luxurious flat white concrete bunker

I don't get how people even buy that tasteless shit. If I had enough money to buy something like that I'd rather save up a little more and get something like this, Neuschwanstein or the likes, or something the looks of the Resident Evil mansion.

>>34233408
any other race*

You got lost on your way to your containment board, normie.

Its /pol/.

Stop racebaiting on this board and shitting it up with things no robot would ever encounter IRL. Get fucked by a whale cock.

>tfw you will never be reckless with a gang of hardened but well-intentioned people who act like they own the world despite knowing that they don't

I want to jump on cars

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>>34233383
Tell her that finding a job does not matter because in the very immediate future the entirety of the human race will be enslaved by two gods.

>>34233407
She doesn't care. She said that everyone at my age have to work, an if I won't, I'll be homeless. I'm kinda scared right now, she was dead serious for the first time.

>>34233383
tfw just turned 18 and getting kicked out in a week

ptobably for my own good but how do you fags NEET for over a decade

>>34233327
welcome to the nhk.

Watched it while I was a NEET, now successful computer security analyst. Shit changed my life man.

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It's about a huge beta who get's his life stolen by chad.

>NHK

The novel is significantly better and higher on the scale of robot-ness.

Nope.

The only friend I had in high school died a few months before 2015 began. From February until May, I drowned myself in alcohol to the point where I was only either drunk or hungover.

2016 wasn't bad. I went to India, Thailand, Nicaragua, Costa Rica, and then India again from August until December. With 2017 looming up ahead, all I have to do is find a job, save money for a couple months, and then I'm off to Mexico, Egypt, Ethiopia, Tanzania, and India; won't be back until next January, at which point I'll resume taking classes and buy a second motorcycle.

Also bought a motorcycle in spring, too. Shit was nice. Only bad part about the year was breaking up with my GF of two years, but life happens.

Sheeet how do you have all that cash ?

>>34233421
Holy fucking normal faggot please get the absolute FUCK OF MY BOARD. REEEEEeeeEEeeeeeEeeeeeeEeeEeeeEEEe

>she has a tumblr
DO NOT WANT
>she's had boyfriends and experimented but is still "technically" a virgin
PIGDISGUSTING SLUT

Kekerino. I only meet some of this description, but not most. Nice projection/generalization, tho. Also, I've never identified as a fembot.

>>34233306
>hey guys I'm a girl btw!!! :/
frig off, sally

so you can pay taxes

Hey T


Well i'm not sure what being dead is like so i'm just going to be alive

>>34233228
aww poor baby is life not as fun as you want it to be? cmon lets go speak to the manager and see if we can get you a refund

F U C K O F F
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>>34233085
Good luck. Australia has very strict immigration rules, the kind Europe SHOULD have.

>>34233133
but I'm white

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Men aren't meant to be clingy, simply as that. Biologically, you're meant to go around reaming as many young females as possible so they shit out dozens of your DNA-bearing offspring.

>>34232997

Are you me, anon?

I'm afraid that if I left, she wouldn't come after me. I want to disappear for a long time and see if it matters, but I keep thinking about her and miss sharing my life and thoughts with her.

What kind of things do you guys talk about?

We used to talk way more and sometimes very late into the night. I wish I could relive those nights forever.

Probably an American child lop. any more pics of the ginger?

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>>34233009
actually they are Australian which probably explains it

>>34233035
sweet load. got any pics of miss piggy?

1. Yeah, so far Mr. Right hasn't come along. Either he's too short, or he's too poor, or he's too emotional, etc. Guys just don't measure up like they used to, because they're lazier now.

2. Yeah, thanks to men not pulling their own weight

3. No, because every woman is perfect and the guys that don't accept that are going to die alone

>>34232836
Yes
Yes and
Yes

origi com

>>34232897
Came here thinking women would fall for the b8.

So proud it isnt thy obvious. Fpbp

>Car hood forced open and someone stole the battery
This week is going swell. Can't wait for a few more months and I am 30 so I can vanish for good.

Why torture yourself like that? There is a reason not to have social media. Its toxic to the soul.

t.24

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>>34232813
Playing vidya, and not giving a fuck about life. I do need to go make money to buy more vidya though. I kinda wish I could get some motivation.

>>34232787

I agree, this is a disgusting show, and everyone is being brainwashed.

I have never seen this show, what is it about?

>>34232787
>tfw steven universe is a genuinely comfortable show

>>34232757
I tense up and can't think of anything to say. Been that way my whole life.

no because they're human beings.

I struggle around blacks, in that I have to constantly look where I'm walking and turn around not to get robbed

>>34232789
>no because they're human beings
And that makes it easier?

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even little girl know how to select possible mate
https://youtu.be/2ERtWwCflpg

>tl;dr Chad dindu nuffin wrong

>>34232725
Chad is about genetics. You are born Chad. It is all about facial aesthetics. My little brother is a literal male model and has diagnosed Aspergers yet he constantly has women asking him out. Meanwhile I got all the shit genes from my parents and women call me ugly to my face when I approach them. It really kills your confidence when you go places with your asperger little brother and he gets asked out 1-2 times in less than 3 hours.

>>34232725
This is fucking painful to watch
Oregontrail