Archived threads in /r9k/ - ROBOT9001 - 10979. page

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>chase after a guy for three years
>date on and off
>get treated like shit
>new bf! very kind
>break up bc being ignored
>obsess with crush 1 again
>get completely shit on n crushed
>im dumb as shit
>see friend happy n obsessed with her new r9k bf

pls b my friend

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>tfw no tranny to love and cuddle and watch anime and alternate sucking each other's dicks and make into my beautiful blushing bride

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>mommy found my pedo acceptance blog

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i don't think i'm gonna last much longer

this board needs a new Elliot Rodger doesn't it?

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>tfw no GF to fuck raw in the shower after gym and then have her wash my foreskin

Life aint fair

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How does it feel knowing /x/ and /pol/ are more respectable than you? A board dedicated to hocus pocus and a board full of leftist shilling holds more merit than you guys. Just dwell on that for a few moments.

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who /ssris/ here? got prescribed zoloft and some benzos for depression and ocd, along with some ptsd related anxiety and my fear of leaving the apartment.
what should I expect? been on em for about a week and a half, don't feel anything yet but they've been fucking with my sleep bad. randomly my body will feel super heavy and I'll feel the intense urge to fall asleep, but when I try to go to bed at night I'll sit awake for hours, which just makes me think about awful shit because I'm not distracted. the benzos kinda help when that happens but man it's starting to suck.

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WHY don't you EVER have a girlfriend, anon?
I mean... staying alone sometimes is cool but ALWAYS?
I mean you like girls, do you?!?

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/r9k/ I'm still shaking.
Last night Mike 'zap 'em till they see sense' Pence came to my (parents) home tore down my posters and straight up told that anime isn't real, then his goons beat me up.
Apparently this is a new thing the alt-right are doing so if you regularly post anime online be careful.

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A girl i know has been single for 8 months, the first time she's been single she was 13 (she's almost 32 right now).

She also hooks up with different guys from dating sites a couple times a week. None of them stick around though so she feels the need to voice how "lonely" she is all the time, question "where have all the good guys gone?", bitch about the guys she hooks up with not committing, and shit talking guys that she goes on dates with but don't meet her requirements.

A couple hours ago she made a facebook post that says "hashtag forever alone lol" with a picture of a couple of unattractive people making out in public and text saying "and I can't even get a text back".

What do I even do in this situation? I am actually like super fucking pissed about this, even though rationally I know I shouldn't be. She literally thinks that fucking a new guy every 3-4 days qualifies as foreveralone because none of them will commit (she probably blows off the ones that would commit and proceeds to shit on them on facebook afterwards with all her bitch friends laughing about how "awkward" he was for holding his fork a slightly weird way), even though she's only now single for the first time in her entire post-pubescent life.

Usually I just let these stupid posts (it's not just her either) go by and not think much about them other than "yeah, you have no idea how good you have it". This one though has just super fucking triggered me and I feel like I want to break into her house and mutilate the fuck out of her face so she learned what being alone is actually like, so she can never make another one of these fucking jokes like being lonely is such a meme.

What the fuck am I even supposed to do? I have never been this irrationally mad before and I seem to be incapable of just ignoring it.

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Black people of r9k, how does it feel knowing that the difference between you and a person with down syndrome is the downy has a speech impediment? No joke, your iq scores are dismal.
>inbf iq tests are racist.
The question about which race you belong to isn't factored into the score.

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Robots why not just commit incest to lose you virginity?

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Tfw you've been living in your own narcissistic bubble for years thinking you're the shit, strolling around confidently and then one day... It hits you...

>it's all in your head, everything I have experienced, thinking how cool and suave I look has only ever been perceived by ME. despite this painful revelation, it is fun to take whatever I want and do whatever I like without any second thoughts. That is my anchor.

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im drunk off my ass and tired of playing the lottery in femanon threads

Ill fucking be straightforward, I want a robot gf, I cant stand normie girls and my one dream in life is to marry a girl that is like me

I like typical channer stuff, vidya, computers, nerd shit like that, I dont care if im breaking the rules anymore im so fucking desperate and alone, I need to be loved

im a normalish guy, at least my external appearance reflects that, somewhat good looking, overweight though, no autismo syndrom, Ive never had a gf before, I only want to be with the right person, if thats you please just fucking message me, pic related is me

skype: [email protected]
kik: time4tendies

I dont need you to be perfect ok? cuz Im not, just be decent
ill keep making these threads till I find someone, I dont even care anymore, mods come at me

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If you caught her staring at your ass as you walked past her, how would you react?