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Because I'm not a larping faggot and meme magic doesn't exist.

>>34236269
>larping
why do people keep saying this when it isn't live action

>>34236265
Meme magic is unstable and inherently uncontrollable. It will consume you.

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I feel hollow. Nobody needs me and I find it hard to care about anything anymore. I have nothing to look forward to.

But dying is a hassle.

>>34236238
tell me about yourselff

Ive been alone for months but i like it, its the only way i can cope. I am a horrible person, my mom and little sister who live in a another city want me to visit but i just cant bring myself to go, being alone is the only way i can manage to survive.

A rounding up and culling of your transkind is literally a nessecity at this point.
T. Random male

I'm a cis girl. I've never done that, and I've never heard of or known a cis girl that does that. You're either making shit up or projecting.

It's like being blacked, but instead you are being gay. Your having gay sex with a man and trying to convince people you are straight.

That's a really good question that I wish I had an answer to.

Just like the one in the couple that cleans the house more than the other hates what it does but bitch about the onethat stays on the couch.

>>34236171

Because working is a necessary evil. You are not obliged to enjoy your job, and working until you retire denotes "you've done your time" and can legitimately not work and nobody will judge you. Being workshy makes you largely lazy and idle with no sense of drive or motivation and are incapable of looking after yourself. Of course that is a lot of projection, but as a sweeping generalisation, rightly or wrongly, that is how society looks at it.

>>34236115
I'm bored and feeling self-destructive, letes see how much ill fuck up my life today

Let us fucking begin

>>34236251
FUCK FUCK FUCK I CAN'T DO IT no No NO I'M NOT GOING TO I CAN'T DON'T MAKE ME DO IT RREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

I never had one

At the very high point of my social life I was the most distant member of a trio of autistis

When she decided she didn't love me any more.

>"I want to still be your friend!"
>"I know it's hard, I want to help you!"
>"I want to help you, but you won't separate friendship from our relationship."
>"I don't know how to help you."
>"I won't block you."
>"I haven't blocked you."
>"I think it's time we stopped talking."
>"This has to stop."

And then she blocked me. Haven't seen or heard from her in eight months. There's a facebook message that I send replies to a few times a week in the hope that maybe someday she'll read them, but I think it's pretty clear she forgot I even exist.

when high school ended we just stopped talking, one day he called me and it just didn't feel the same.

i was spilling spaghetti everywhere and eventually said, "h-hold on someones at my door gimme a sec"

then i stood there thinking of something i could use to talk to him about, when i failed to come up with something i just hung up and turned off my phone.

haven't talked to him since

endure the pain until it subsides.
do not talk to her, infact block her in every way you can.
let time do it's thing. one day, far far farrrrrrr down the road you'll be okay.

>>34236082

I'm almost positive I can't do better than her though...

i hope you are doing alright out there.i love you,beleive in you and know you can make it through the week. You are beautiful. You can turn yourself around and make things better. I know you can do it. You just have to tell yourself "i can do it. Things will get better. ". You have to beleive in yourself and be happy with who you are if you want to make someone else feel the same way. I trust you and i know you can do it. We all do.

>>34236052
That sounds glorious if I wasn't so afriad of driving. When are self-driving cars going to come? It would be glorious to sit in the back seat of a self-driving car, smoking a joint while listening to some Illmatic and enjoying the passing view. Honestly one of the most comfy things I can think of.

That's funny, I actually stopped talking to most of my friends to be alone and do whatever the hell I wan months ago You have no one to interrupt your freetime, embrace that freedom OP

>>34236101
It gets old fast, but its my only escape.

>>34236037
drop out and live with your parents
ez life

>>34236684
She won't let me live with her without working or getting a job anymore, it's what I've been doing until now

>>34236037
aww poor lil useless waste of air... it would seem your best options to make things better is kill yourself so you dont cause more suffering for your mom with your pathetic lazy unmanly mindset of being a lazy sack of shit who refuses to work and be a man.
did I mention kill yourself you waste of air and resources

If she was gonna do that she should done it years ago.
She's not pretty anymore.

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>>34236028
>been waiting for JeallybeanASMR to release nudes for years
That girl has got a rack on her and she hides it all the time. It's sad she's embarrassed about her massive titties.

>>34236028
Heather is pure and not for lewd

Hope he fucking dies, natural selection at its finest.

>>34236018
This is only the beginning. I hope more leftists burn themselves at the actual inauguration

crazy how so many years later the old adage still stands: OP is a faggot

>>34236010
worst cumshop ever

origin

I'm gonna look in the mirror and mastubate the shit outta that fragile body

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>>34236887
And suck chad's big white cocks right?
No homo

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>>34235960
Same, everything just get boring after 5 min.

>hurr try to get a new hobby
already tried guitar,piano,painting,reading,writing,magic,walking,TV and it all sucks

I only play counterstrike source any more and that's because there's 1 decent dedicated server left (where I live) with regular people who I can build relationships with and pretend like I have friends.

>>34235960
Try playing a 4X game or a grand strategy game like EU4 and Stellaris.

>>34235873

I take it those NEETbux don't cover medical treatment for Jaundice?

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>>34235873

>ywn be the sad fuck waiting to post this at lunchtime

enjoy your 'life' while it lasts NEETie, you'll be joining the retailcucks when the government cuts you off/your parents abandon you.

>>34235901
>>34235928

You wagies are just butthurt because I have a surplus in the most valuable resource of all: time.

>>34235870

It's extremely unlikely that you get the same delivery guy twice in a row.

I'd recommend ordering more than you can eat and spacing it out that way.

t. Someone who has eaten nothing but Pizza Hut for the past month and a half.

My cousin convinced me to order domino's last week, I've legit not had a pizza delivered to me in like 10 years.

The delivery driver was a girl and she was so fucking qt I wanted to stare at her for days

Answer the door with your cock "accidentally" hanging out

The delivery person will want to get out without any conversation and they will avoid taking deliveries to your house when possible