Itt we discuss aspects of life that only betas experience. I'll start:
>trying to gain weight
>get up early in the morning to eat breakfast
>only other people eating that early is the athletes
>dining hall staff is mostly females
>they are completely taken in by be athletes, smile at them and get visibly excited to even serve them, try to start conversations with them, etc
>when they make eye contact with one of them they immediately look down in submission
>as soon as they see me, their entire body language becomes closed off and tense
>their smile immediately fades
>if I make eye contact they cringe/flinch and roll their eyes up, looking somewhere else fast as possible
>they give me significantly less food
>even though I'm completely polite to them and always have been, they show an obvious contempt for me
>look disgusted that they have to take 'orders' from me while I tell them what I want, they act like I'm raping them or something
Add your experiences, small or big.
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>>34236760
>anime ruins your life.
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>>34236760
>as soon as they see me, their entire body language becomes closed off and tense
>their smile immediately fades
>if I make eye contact they cringe/flinch and roll their eyes up, looking somewhere else fast as possible
This happens to me too, but for different reasons.
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>>34236891
I'm curious, for what reason?
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>tfw not gay but fantasizing about sucking my old childhood friend's dick
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>>34236702
i just wanna be with my anime waifu so she can fist my ass
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>>34236702
>not gay
>fantasizing about sucking my old childhood friend's dick
Pick one
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>>34236702
That's uh, pretty gay
It also might be pedophilia?
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>Mfw have been eating nothing but Mcdonald for the last 3 months
>Mfw I lost 4 lbs
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>>34236698
Yas qween!
Careful though, take some vitamins or something.
A bad diet made my face age harsh.
I went from looking 14 at 18, to 18 at 22.
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>>34236698
/fit/ literally BTFO
Keep up the good work, OP!
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>>34237640
>>34236698
Just because you've been eating less than your bmr doesn't mean it's healthy in any sense of the word. Also
>90 days
>4 pounds
Kek yeah /fit/ totally btfo yeah totally
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What do you need in order to be happy anon?
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>>34236644
next to me when I wake up everyday
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You will never be happy. "It gets better" is a meme for people who haven't experienced and sadness beyond Chad or Stacy cheating on them. For us it doesn't get better.
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>>34236661
Do you think you will ever get her?
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tfw no one(decent) to play chess with, share tactics, openings, puzzles, strategies and feel intelligent with
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>>34236604
what the fucks the point of chess
whip out your swords and duel
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>>34236631
its fun and it makes me feel smart
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>>34236647
waving big swords around makes you manly and cool.
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how long do you guys sleep?
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>>34236593
my sleep schedule is all fucked up atm.
went to sleep at 8 and woke up at 2 am.
gotta get back to normal before Monday of next week
been averaging 6 hours a day during the holidays
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>>34236593
If I'm not working, about 10 hours. If I'm working, I get about 4 hours.
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WAY PAST COOL.
G-get it?because of the sonic t-shirt?
How do americans celebrate Martin Luther King Day?
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>>34236475
What's the point of a bbc if he doesn't go deep inside?
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Do american really celebrate Martin Luther King Day? Outside of a few teachers telling kids about MLK Jr and a few PR things. Nothing is done for Martin Luther King Day.
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>>34236485
she needs to get warmed up more.
few more mins and he will be balls deep inside of her
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>wake up from a bad tumble down the stairs
>see this
>she's very disappointed
>she says "oh you survived"
what do you do?
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>>34236469
punch that stupid bitch right in the face
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>>34236469
cum
oregnalkasdlfjlasdf
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Unironically beat and consider raping
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>tfw you meet your whole family after another year
>tfw someone asks you if you already found a girlfriend
>tfw you're over 25 and they're already suspecting you're a closet homosexual
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>not being so ugly that nobody would ever have any conception of you as a person who would have a girlfriend
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I always hated when my family would ask me if I had a girlfriend.
Somehow it hurts so much worse when they just don't bother asking any more.
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>>34236473
At least they're not trying to marry you off to people they can control.
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>tfw just turned 22 and have never done so much as hold hands with a girl
i've been looking at 'adult service' sites and the temptation is becoming too much. it's not even sex i want, i just want to how it feels to touch a woman. does anyone here have any experience with escorts? how did it go? did you feel better afterwards, or did it make you want to kill yourself out of shame?
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>>34236435
i did and it literally turned me gay. most whores are fucking disgusting and WILL ruin sex for you forever. some are pretty nice but their shelf life is like 3 months.
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>>34236435
it's all about the confidence bro, don't fuck with a hooker, you'll regret it for the rest of your life
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>>34236435
I tried one. It was an awful experience. I couldn't cum.
Just felt hollow all around. The only realization I walked away with was that all I'm really looking for is the sappy shit.
I just want to invite some girl over when it's snowing outside, make some tea, cuddle under a blanket, trade "I love you"s and have discussions about what we just watched on television.
So, in a roundabout way I learned something, but it was a horrible experience not worth the realization and I felt dirty afterwards even though she did nothing wrong during the entire "event."
I also wrecked my car on the way home, because I was worrying about my inability to cum, and chastising myself for being so gross as to do something like that.
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>Robot is mentally unstable and thinks he's Chad
Is Tyler Durden an r9k user?
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Definition of a wageslave
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He had an army of Normies
He was possibly the most alpha being ever conceived by man
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Robot is mentally unstable and thinks he's jack.
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why does literally EVERY female now have an instagram where she takes selfies like she is some model?
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Advertising the goods for Chad
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>>34236374
Wrong. Girls do it first and foremost to try to one-up other girls.
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>>34236367
>mfw females upload the same kind of selfie every other week
>mfw I use my Instagram to post shit on my sd card nobody cares about
At least my Instagram account shows my life as a timeline of events (by myself mostly)
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>tfw have mandatory pe class in uni
>tfw im fat manlet
We have to do pacer run, mile run, push ups,pull ups and situps.
Watdo
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>>34236339
get /fit/ you blobby fuck
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The shooty bang self kill.
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why would a university have this
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>tfw you're trying not to be envious of other people
>tfw you're trying not to be bitter about other peoples' lives
>tfw seeing Eggy and Pizza laughing and messing around on stream has really upset you
I'm so fucking jealous. It's not even that he seemed like a cool guy or that she's cute or whatever (>she), but I'm just so fucking jealous that somebody can apparently just have somebody come over to their place to hang out. I want a friend to sit with on the sofa and do other dumb shit with. I want to experience what they experienced yesterday and for them it's probably fucking nothing. I want some goddamn friends. FUCK. Fucking kill me.
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>>34236308
>Watch the live on youtube.
>Pizza has broader shoulders than eggy.
But I feel you there anon.
I would kill for something like that too.
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>>34236391
I've never danced before. It looked really nice. I bet without the camera on they'd have been a lot more relaxed and could have just enjoyed themselves.
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Yeah but he did get publicly stood on here before. And I know how you feel, OP. I just want some gaddamn friends too.
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Welcome to a lecture called ubuntu baba, you will have to answer the questions below to pass the test. All answers are wrong and right, it makes no difference, try to prove them.
1. Why do people think at all?
2. Why do people want anything at all?
3. Why do people want to live or die?
4.1 Whats the point of life?
4.2 Whats the point of death?
5. Why is there a meaning?
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>>34236278
>ubuntu
Fuck you nigger. Saged/
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>>34236300
its just a word, fuck yourself better m8!
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>1. Why do people think at all?
It is evolutionarily advantageous to think; it helps us survive and procreate
>2. Why do people want anything at all?
It is evolutionarily advantageous to want things like food, shelter, and procreation
>3. Why do people want to live or die?
It is evolutionarily advantageous to want to live. People generally want to die because they want to escape from a bad situation and they see death as their only solution. Wanting to escape from a bad situation is evolutionarily advantageous.
>4.1 Whats the point of life?
There is no 'point'
>4.2 Whats the point of death?
There is no 'point'
>5. Why is there a meaning?
There is no 'meaning'