>in my first college class in years
>qt long hair blonde sitting beside me
>she flips her hair and it brushes my face
>sends tingles down my scalp and spine
>ride that buzz for the rest of the class
I know there's a lot of college students on here and I'm here to warn you: this may be your last chance. I haven't been surrounded by so many pretty girls in years. If you don't want to end up dating 26 year old single moms you met on OKcupid you need to kick it in high gear. It only gets worse out there.
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20 year old kissless virgin here. I go in a school for neckbeards and there's only ONE hot girl, and she's a Stacy that sucks nigger dick for drugs.
I just accepted that i can't have a girlfriend right now because i'm ugly and haven't accomplished anything in my life. I need to improve my appearence and work on achieving stuff in life.
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>If you don't want to end up dating 26 year old single moms you met on OKcupid you need to kick it in high gear. It only gets worse out there.
That's not true, women can be hot until they're 30 or even 35 years old. So even if you're 30/40 you can still work on relationships.
inb4 "you missed out on life"
I don't care, bitching about your life doesn't change anything. I don't want to cry looking back at the past, i just want to move forward and keep improving my life.
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>>34237488
If you go to a school (college?) where there's only one girl then the advice obviously doesn't apply to you. I'm just saying that the forced interaction of peers is very convenient in college. Once you get a big boy job (career), your coworkers are going to have ages all over the place and most of them will have already settled down. You'll be forced to use dating websites which are only going to have desperate women on them, because face it, you don't make it to 25 as a woman and have to resort to dating apps for men unless you're ugly or have some serious personality flaws or baggage (kids).
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>>34237172
There aren't any qts in my Tuesday/Thursday classes.
I missed Monday because of car trouble, I'm debating on whether or not I should even go to my Monday/Wednesday class or just drop them all and get a job, and try again in the summer and fall.
Wat do, OP? I'm 22
Who else /dirtyroom/ or /roadtorecovery/ here?
Finally got around to cleaning my room after a year or so of living in filth.
>tfw found a dead mouse under a box in the closet
Feels bretty good finally living in a clean environment and not breathing stale as fuck air though.
Sidenote, how much damage can inhaling the air of a room filled with dust, maybe a bit of mold, a dead mouse and a decent amount of mouse piss and shit do?
And am I fucked for life or will my lungs recover?
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You did something good, I'm proud of you anon.
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>>34237196
Thanks anon, hopefully this is the beginnings of a new life where I'm not such a massive failure.
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This is a nice thread. I often find myself simply not caring about my surroundings so long as my computer monitor isn't blocked from view and it's not smelly. I wish you good luck on cleaning the rest of your room in the future. Just do as much as you feel up to doing each day and it will eventually be spotless.
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>buy a 2017 Dodge Challenger
>first car I've ever purchased
>obviously excited
>tell my father
>the first thing he says, instead of congratulating me, is, "A fool and his money are easily parted."
Why are boomers such assholes?
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>>34237141
Cause you bought a gay car. What are your payments?
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>>34237157
Only $135 a month. I put down a hefty down payment.
Why is it a gay car?
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I think it's just your dad. Don't worry, I have the same kind of dad. He's always gonna be that way, don't bother sharing your happiness with him.
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Why do women want attention so damn badly? I am an addiction counselor and I see signs of addiction in women who crave attention that are worse than the crackheads I deal with on a daily basis
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>>34237098
Not sure, but it's definitely their drug of choice. The amusing thing is that most of them deny it. Youtube and social media has made the problem so much worse, it's so easy for them get attention these days.
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>>34237098
Because in the past, women were 100% dependent upon others, specifically men, for their survival so getting male attention and acceptance is literally the single most important thing to them.
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>>34237402
but that doesnt explain how women who already have boyfriends and a good life still want more male attention.
Is 26 too late to turn it all around?
I don't know where to start, I'm panicking.
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No it is not to late. Write shit down that you need to do then pick one who fucking cares what you do in what order. Just pick something and start that is all that matters. (Assuming you actually want to turn things around.)
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>>34237089
Turn around from what? How's your situation OP?
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>>34237089
You should have a house, car, soon-to-be-wife and a decent career that pays 40k+ by now.
if you dont then youre seriously fucking up big time.
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Where are the Aussie girls
I WANT AN AUSSIE GF REEEEEEEEEEE!
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idk in australia
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Our accents are ugly and this country is full of normies. Why would you want one of us
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>>34237235
>this country is full
This.
Fuck off.
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Greetings mortals. I am the Goddess of Sexuality. I have come to raise your consciousness regarding sex by giving you advice on how to align your sacral chakra to the correct frequency.
All I need of you is but a link to a generic example of your favorite kind of porn (video or webm will suffice), as well as the answers to a few questions and I'll tell you everything about your sexuality and how to reach pure sexual nirvana.
>age
>gender
>sexual orientation
>number of sexual partners
>Favourite pokemon
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>>34237058
Sex is emotional / unconscious. The opposite of enlightenment.
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>22
>male
>"""bi"""
>2
>mawhile.
I'm posting a pic, sryyyyyyyy
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>>34237058
Eh, why not?
No link, but videos of basic missionary sex with 18 year olds always gets me off.
>22
>m
>Straight
>1
>Charizard
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ITT post the seven deadly sins in the order that best shows how much of each you have
for me it's:
1. Pride
2. Gluttony
3. Lust
4. Sloth
5. Greed
POWER GAP
6. Wrath
POWER GAP
7. Envy
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>>34237035
>Pride
>Sloth
>Wrath
>Greed
>Envy
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>Lust
>Gluttony
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>>34237035
1. Envy
2. Sloth
3. Wrath
4. Lust
5. Greed
6. Gluttony
7. Pride
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>>34237035
1.Sloth
2. All the rest
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How do I last more than 30 seconds in bed?
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>>34237013
suicide cadavers have erections
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>>34237013
>mfw this guys' nipples are bigger than my penis
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>>34237013
how do i get in bed?
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What do you guys think of my new OC
also Agatha general. For those who missed it she blessed us with a new video yesterday
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1k-RcYwHf3w
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>>34236987
You orbiters are pathetic.
I hope you feel ashamed.
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>>34237016
you're just jealous because your internet gf doesn't like you
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>>34236987
Is this the eliza thread? XDDDDD
Guess the movie.
I'll draw a movie scene with paint, you'll have to guess what movie it is. You can draw a movie scene too. This is the first one.
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>>34236882
Something something batman?
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>>34236901
Nope.
oreganoo
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Some shitty anime no one has heard of?
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>be me
>love the US and wanna live in it
>I would escape all the normies that shat on me for years
>legal process of doing so is almost impossible
>I don't even know where to sleep if I go there
End my life
I wish some robot would let me live in his/ his mommy house
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The US is a shithole to live in though. Nice place to visit, but their policies on almost everything is horrible. Especially worker's rights are absolutely horrible. I also had a really hard time getting some actual fibre in my diet. Those Americans can't make bread for shit.
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I'm in the US and normies shit on you just as hard as anywhere else.
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>>34236897
>>34236918
At least those normies will just see me as the weird guy, and they will never ever know about all the shit I did in my childhood, and I can escape my hellish family
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Why has /r9k/ become so bluepilled and forgotten that all women are whores, leeches and parasites?
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>>34236844
because there are some normies here who are attempting to force spergs to go outside, get bullied and feel even force than before
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>>34236844
Hating women is immature projection.
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>>34236915
so what? women hate nice guys and love assholes, I don't see why that isn't worthy of contempt
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>That kid who wore nothing but suits to school everyday and had a briefcase instead of a backpack
>That kid who was super pale and did a bunch of drugs and everybody bullied him and wore trenchcoats and you thought he would shoot up the school but he never did
>That beta kid who loved this stacy and sent her a rose from this shitty school program on valentines day
>that kid who was disabled in a wheelchair and it took him a million years to get down the hall
>that one black kid who scared you despite never even talking to you
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>that kid who browsed 4chan on the library school computers by using a shitty proxy and thought it was cool and edgy
tfw that kid was me
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>>34236833
>>That kid who was super pale and did a bunch of drugs and everybody bullied him and wore trenchcoats and you thought he would shoot up the school but he never did
that kidwas me
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>that kid who only had freinds because people were scared he wsa going to shoot up the schoolthat kid was me
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What's their endgame, Iads?
They can't keep getting away with it!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vjEwsooNHoc
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Anyone can confirm that they made a car based on string theory?
How is such a thing even possible???
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this stopped being funny 1000 posts ago
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Did you notice this shit started up the same time the oats spamming stopped?
Makes you think